[QUOTE]Sure, I prefer curvy, but she has a pretty face, so I'd hit it. Being picky is for my next lifetime.[/QUOTE]
I'm only that picky and shallow with women so far out of my league (british millionaire actresses for example) that i could never possibly get with them anyways.

Millionaire actresses are totally in my league. I am admin on a message board! And you have a big moving avatar!

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15249132]Nah, here I'll type it out.

[/QUOTE]

Ah okay. A bit awkward, but I guess it makes sense. I once saw one that was like:

If all of Earth's history was a month, the breadth of human civilisation would be less than an hour. Or something similar. I can't be bothered dividing 10,000 into 4.5 billion.

EDIT: Jelle, you'd hit anything with a vagina and approximately two legs.

[QUOTE=Riva;15249162]Ah okay. A bit awkward, but I guess it makes sense. I once saw one that was like:

If all of Earth's history was a month, the breadth of human civilisation would be less than an hour. Or something similar. I can't be bothered dividing 10,000 into 4.5 billion.[/QUOTE]

It's an awkward analogy but it fits in with the course and the huge massive syllabus he typed out.

I personally just think he did it to prove that he's better at math than everyone in the program (not hard, since it's a media program).

I am a lonely alcoholic, Jason, what do you expect

Can anyone that uses EZDrummer for drum programming explain how to sequence your own drum beats? So far it looks like you can only use the preset beat loops.

I remember the most ****ed up question I ever saw to do with time was on my QCS exam. The question (or series of questions, to be more precise) revolved around the decision by the French to adopt the SI system of time, that is, seconds. A minute was 100 seconds, an hour was 100 minutes, etc. And we had to figure out things like if a man was leaving Bristol at 2am GMT, and travelling to Paris, what time would he arrive in a) GMT and b) local time.

It was a nightmare.

I could never do that.

But, did you know it took like, hundreds of years after the printing press was invented to come up with the idea for page numbers? Blew my mind.

They had running titles, though, Coke. In little letters at the bottom or the top. I had to study some books that were hundreds of years old and a lot of them had that, not as handy as page numbers, but still.

We have a lot of that old stuff because a lot of the first and most important printers were settled in mah regions.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15249199]They had running titles, though, Coke. In little letters at the bottom or the top. I had to study some books that were hundreds of years old and a lot of them had that, not as handy as page numbers, but still.

We have a lot of that old stuff because a lot of the first and most important printers were settled in mah regions.[/QUOTE]

So you're not just good for waffles!

And don't you wish they hadn't.

Yes, we've been around for ages and although we got our a[I]s[/I]ses conquered by someone else every 100 years, we were important peoples!

[QUOTE]And don't you wish they hadn't.[/QUOTE]

what

My country invented penicillin and hoosiers.

I am embarking on a quest to listen to one entire album by my top 5 artists tonight.

Where do you think the French learned it from?!

I am coming down with a nasty flu. :(

EDIT: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww[/url]

Hahahaha.

flu daba deee riva die, daba dee riva die daba dee riva die

My playlist shall be:

Ulver - Perdition City
Ram-Zet - Intra
Battle Of Mice - A Day Of Nights
Morphine - Cure For Pain
Peccatum - Lost In Reverie

NP: Ulver - Lost In Moments

We invented the saxophone and many other thingies!

We also invented Australia!

I am coming down with a nasty case of the blues.

Yeah well we invented the missionary position.

I invented the spicy meatball.

np: Leonard Cohen

We invented... the internets. And bannings from the internets.

EDIT: That's a spicy meatah balluh!

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15249217]We invented the saxophone and many other thingies!

We also invented Australia!

I am coming down with a nasty case of the blues.[/QUOTE]

It may seem awkward, but I tend to notice our emotions fluctuate inversely from eachother.

I had an awesome day today guys! yay!

The missionary position has been around for thousands and thousands of years. Sex was probably the first technology to be researched thoroughly by the ancients. :p

We invented God.

[QUOTE=Luc214;15249255]We invented God.[/QUOTE]

Not something to be particularly proud of, is it... o_O

Don't listen to me I have no clue what I'm saying.

[QUOTE=Luc214;15249255]We invented God.[/QUOTE]

Come now, you should know that God (or God-like figures) has been around for almost as long as sex has been. From primitive man worshipping the fire that kept him warm to wide-spread organisations zealously defending their particular set of beliefs, God(s), and religion, have been around for a long time.

[size=7]hijack[/size]

ITT we imitate other mxers based on stereotypes where they live and their taste in music go

i'll go first: "gday mate! shrimp on the barbie? would you like a side of power-metal with that!?"

[QUOTE=Riva;15249276]Come now, you should know that God (or God-like figures) has been around for almost as long as sex has been. From primitive man worshipping the fire that kept him warm to wide-spread organisations zealously defending their particular set of beliefs, God(s), and religion, have been around for a long time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Luc214;15249274]Don't listen to me I have no clue what I'm saying.[/QUOTE]

Kthnxbye.

Dude, I'm enjoying myself shooting down your mediocre attempts at humour. If you really want to be kthnxbanned, though, that's fine by me.