i'm really tan again now that i've been working. and i'm starting to get my muscle definition back. i look much better than i did over the winter

speaking for the pretend to be girl on the internet community sam has a very nice penis

hahaha mx

i have jacked off to pics of myself before. not other guys ever, just me occasionally. i also look in the mirror a lot.

i'm very vain

[QUOTE=blockhead;18524151]what do you think about me bitchfork am i attractive

i want to know what the gay community thinks or if it's just women that think i'm attractive[/QUOTE]

face is like a 7.5 but that's probably more so because i'm into that sort of off-kilter avg sorta look. it's a 2 when you're in that dark room and obviously really high on something.

body's like a 6 from what I've seen (which isn't really anything so i can't say)

dick's like a 9.

tan is weird though so body could be like a 4 now and the face could be like a 6. depends on how tan and what color you turn when tan since there are many types of tans.

edit: body definition could bring body up too though so whatever.

this is a pic of me from last summer when i was tan and in good shape. i pretty much look like this now but my hair is short (obv)
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WOpix.jpg[/IMG]

this was work two years

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/B86Iy.jpg[/IMG]

oooooDirty

that's how i look pretty much every time i get home from work. it's a dirty job.

I wouldn't go near the top one, the reasons being because you have long curly hair in the top picture, which I despise (sorry, I have the naturally straight variety, so curly hair that isn't short bothers the fuck out of me.)

I'd tap you in the second picture though, after you showered.

i always seem to get more girls with short hair

just made a burger, cooked it a little too long though

not gonna do a taste rating because thats dumb

has anyone else ever gotten one of those home draft mini kegs

i got one but all i get out of it is foam. is that normal and do i just need to get all the foam out

maybe you could figure it out on your own if you werent so busy drinking idiot juice

^lol'd

why are you drinking at 1:30 in the afternoon?

figured it out, thank you based youtube

im not getting drunk, i just wanted to figure out how the thing worked

[QUOTE=illmitch;18524216]has anyone else ever gotten one of those home draft mini kegs

i got one but all i get out of it is foam. is that normal and do i just need to get all the foam out[/QUOTE]

why bother, they're considerably more expensive than buying 12 packs or whatever of the beer

why buy 12 packs when you can buy 40s

novelty, tastes better

i didn't really do the math but i guess you're right, one gallon = about 10 beers i think

lmap

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/d1M4t.png[/IMG]

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Myq_Kaplan&oldid=412286246[/url]

lol

18-1 university

lol

[url]http://blood-art.livejournal.com/[/url]

Encyclopedia Dramatica had an article on that once.

So fucking nasty.

Anyway, I'm off to a party. Probably gonna be kinda gay there, but if it sucks, we'll just head back to a friend's place and chill there.

Later.

watchng 80s star trek movies

/tyler crashes through the ceiling

runnin around with my dog im gonna be stinky when i go to work

[QUOTE=blockhead;18524163]i have jacked off to pics of myself before. not other guys ever, just me occasionally. i also look in the mirror a lot.

i'm very vain[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol:

leaving to hang out w/ 26 year old in about 45 min

any plans?

i got 1

GIT R DUN BROTHER

check em

[QUOTE=P13;18524334]any plans?[/QUOTE]

gonna eat and walk around

friendzoned in 15 minutes
never talked to again after 2 weeks

wut r her views on demography

your thought process makes my brain hurt

brent do u ever start typing a post and then think nah thats stupid whats the point

like............................. [I]ever[/I]