[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17480185]talking about kittens and sausage. don't call us fags.[/QUOTE]

sounds gay as **** when put like that lol

Goddam homos

should be doing homework but it's due Thursday so screw that

homowork

sup bros

i've had a new phone for 3 days and i still haven't gotten any nudes

what is the proper way to ask for nudes?

SHOW US WHERE YOU PISS FROM NAO

works for me mate

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17480212]sup bros[/QUOTE]

not much, getting hungry tho

[QUOTE=FrankieV2;17480222]SHOW US WHERE YOU PISS FROM NAO

works for me mate[/QUOTE]

i'm seriously going to try that right now. as long as i say lol after it i can't really fail, she'll just think i'm joking right?

I'm super hungry, I gotta eat something.

depends on if she has anything resembling a sense of humor, lots of girls don't

yeah but i said lol that's the universal sign for "laugh, bitch"

What are you on retired?

Girls usually have a horrible sense of humor.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo;17480240]What are you on retired?[/QUOTE]

Like 8mg. of k-pins and I just smoked two blunts.

what are k-pins

unlimited source of income

i dont know how to spell it but you say it like klonopin

theyre pretty stupid tbh

yeah they're the most boring drug ever

clonazepam? lmao you actually take those to get high? hahahah

he's talking about generic xanax

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17480254]clonazepam? lmao you actually take those to get high? hahahah[/QUOTE]

yeah i think its pretty funny too

ohhhh man my muscles are sooooo relaxed right now. i have like a 0% chance of having convulsions atm, ****ing sweet man.

lol, muscle relaxers get you way higher than k-pins

justin whats your last name

clonzaepam isn't generic xanax

[QUOTE]lol, muscle relaxers get you way higher than k-pins[/QUOTE]

lol they've never even got me buzzed.

some really really german ****

[QUOTE=antonio]clonzaepam isn't generic xanax[/QUOTE]that's not what he's talking about tho

Nevermind, that is what he's talking about

austin said that not me. either way hes right tho.

[I]thinkin about goin to the gas station. gonna pick up a rillo, a box of ibuprofen, and some green tea and get high as ****.[/I]

Soma is the only muscle relaxer I've ever done. It mellows me out hard but then I immediately fall asleep.

soma is probably the only muscle relaxer that will get close to doing anything to you. and it really doesnt do anything at all. i guess you feel a little bit... relaxed. but thats it.