used to always jack off at school in kindergarten during nap time

i mean what else do you do when you know everyone else is sleeping

sometimes during class i'll go in the bathroom and jack off if there isn't any one else in there

[QUOTE=blockhead;18446283]i just got back from a work trip

we drilled 29 holes to build what is essentially a giant chicken coop[/QUOTE]

the sun was laughing upon our backs.
hot, rendered again in miniature
with each drop of sweat

for the universe is like a russian doll

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18446288]used to always jack off at school in kindergarten during nap time

i mean what else do you do when you know everyone else is sleeping[/QUOTE]

ugh

not this again

[QUOTE=blockhead;18446290]sometimes during class i'll go in the bathroom and jack off if there isn't any one else in there[/QUOTE]

i used to do this in middle school

under the desks sometimes too, havent done it since 8th grade tho

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18446288]used to always jack off at school in kindergarten during nap time

i mean what else do you do when you know everyone else is sleeping[/QUOTE]

[I]But like some little lad forced by a wench
With his pure tongue her abject thirst to quench,
I was corrupted, terrified, allured,
And though old doctor Colt pronounced me cured
Of what, he said, were mainly growing pains,
The wonder lingers and the shame remains.[/I]

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18446294]i used to do this in middle school

under the desks sometimes too, havent done it since 8th grade tho[/QUOTE]

exactly

because middle school stops at grade 8

you're an idiot

too much masturbation talk in this thread

i started trying to cultivate a more sophisticated image once i got to high school

I'm starting to get sick of your stories

they've lost their charm

i'm proud of the work i've done here.

just jacked off

i think i have the best stories

why the hostility we're just having a group discussion about masturbation

i can never orgasm when i'm high but it sitll feels good to touch my dick

when i've been clean for a few days (like now) i always jerk off like 5x a day

it's like my sex drive comes back and wants to make up for lost time idk

[QUOTE]i can never orgasm when i'm high but it sitll feels good to touch my dick

when i've been clean for a few days (like now) i always jerk off like 5x a day[/QUOTE]ill tell some stories about masturbation but i don't want to go into this much detail

but hey here's a cool one , one time i went 13 weeks without jacking off even once

how many wank achievements do u hav

[url]http://i.imgur.com/lufvW.jpg[/url]

about to go through the list and see

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18446288]used to always jack off at school in kindergarten during nap time[/QUOTE]


ya no

i got in trouble in kindergarten for putting gum in a girls hair

I don't think it's physically possible to jerk off at the age of 5.

[QUOTE]I don't think it's physically possible to jerk off at the age of 5.
[/QUOTE]You don't have to be on hard to jack off, there's evidence that says most people start masturbation in infancy.
[QUOTE]
how many wank achievements do u hav[/QUOTE]
Performance Enhancer
Quickshot
Rebound
Safety
So Ronery
Tastes Like Chicken
The Good Student
This is So Wrong
Wet Willy
Work With What Ya Got
Nirvana
Music To My Ears
Messmaker
Kodak Moment
Killstreak
Iron Will
Jack Off Daniels
Iron Man
Imagination Mode
I Buy It For the Articles
Hot Nights
Hot Fire
It Keeps the Doctor Away
Hard Work
Friction Burn
Behind Seven Proxies
Ambidextrous
Anti-depressant
Behind Enemy Lines
Big Belly Big Lovin
Biodegradable
Boogie Man
Careless
Company Ink
Dead Shot
Duracell
Early Bird
Endurance Fap
Family Shot

saw a billboard that says "duh, winning!" today

still oblivious to the whole charlie sheen controversy

csb

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18446328]still oblivious to the whole charlie sheen controversy[/QUOTE]

ugh

of course you are

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18446280]like a field of poppies unfurling upward toward the day's first sun[/QUOTE]
lolled at epic poetry

just got back from lunch w/ friend

held in a massive shit for like an hour

came home and it felt magical

I'm still feeling good

okay guys 3 2 1

TMI brent, no one cares about your magical poop sessions

Hey noon, you got a band goin' on now I read?

sleepy

listening to Lil B first thing in the morning

solid