[QUOTE=Otherside]I just woke up! I can ignore all the grammar rules I want for ATLEAST an hour![/QUOTE]


To the gallows pole with you!

You want bad grammar? I could give you bad grammar.

What was the last thing that went through Kurt Cobains mind?

His face?

His teeth.

Close enough.

[QUOTE=Otherside]His teeth.[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for making my day. I love you, man.

Seacrest Out.

Anyone want to exchange Michael Jackson jokes?

What's the hardest thing to get out of kid's clothes?
Michael Jackson's makeup

So MJ was a boat full of orphans headed for England. The captain came up to MJ and said
"I'm sorry, but the boat is sinking". MJ then responded "What about the children?!?"
The captain looked at him like he was crazy and said "Screw the children!!" MJ stared at him for a few seconds and said "Do we have time?!"

Michael Jackson is walking along the beach, and gets in front of a lady tanning. He casts a shadow over and keeps standing there. She begins to get annoyed and says to Micheal "Excuse me, could you please get out of my sun?"

:lol:

Good morning thread.

What's with everybody adopting the KittyBread avatar?

Good god, people.

Michael Jackson/Pedophile jokes I'm guessing.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Kmart?

They were having a blue light special where little boys' pants were half-off.

/old

What did ICB say to the guys cracking Michael Jackson Jokes?

"Beat it"

(not really, I'm just tired of seeing the same jokes all the time)

[QUOTE=ICB]What did ICB say to the guys cracking Michael Jackson Jokes?

"Beat it"

(not really, I'm just tired of seeing the same jokes all the time)[/QUOTE]
But all the jokes have been different. If you want to post some other jokes, then please do so. I laugh at almost everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Bah.

Humbug.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Why did Michael Jackson go to Kmart?

They were having a blue light special where little boys' pants were half-off.

/old[/QUOTE]

Sup jom?

[QUOTE=ICB]Bah.

Humbug.[/QUOTE]
Scrooge is in the house everyone! Run for your lives!

[QUOTE=Otherside]Sup jom?[/QUOTE]

Hello Otherside, how goes it.

'Sup thread

[QUOTE=Metal_Head_617]Scrooge is in the house everyone! Run for your lives![/QUOTE]

Bah.

Cunt.

How is Michael Jackson like McDonald's?

Both have over forty-year old pieces of meat wedged between two little white buns.

Now [I]that [/I] one was funny. Pat your self on your back (sex-you-al!)

NP: Manntis-Axe of Redemption

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]How is Michael Jackson like McDonald's?

Both have over forty-year old pieces of meat wedged between two little white buns.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Good morning, guys.

Seacrest Out.

Morning Cain.