well, girls just wanna have fu-un.

With a man's reproductive organ in their own reproductive organ?

girls can't do things guys can do

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[QUOTE=PsychoTronn;13948530]girls can't do things guys can do[/QUOTE]

like use the couch in the ladies' room.

SH|T

Notre Dame is losing 14-0 to LSU

[SIZE="1"]Kathryn bit her lip and sucked back the bile as the barbed edge tugged its way down her thigh, clefting the smooth white flesh with a splendiferous scarlet gush that trickled over her knee and coagulated in sticky little puddles on the grubby floor. Her whole body pulsed in abiding rhythm, the odd euphoria giving way to salient agony as she dragged the blade back up, ripping deeper into the hot flesh and muscle that coiled around her femur.

[I]Pain is irrelevant.[/I]

Seven of Nine’s blunt wisdom echoed through her mind as she slid her fingers into the sticky-wet hole, parting flesh, muscle, and fat with an obstreperous sucking sound. She couldn’t control the tears or the resulting shrieks and jerks as she ripped herself down to the slick, smooth whiteness of the rigid framework that composed her very being.

Her body shudder-shaking, her throat spasming, her guts threatening to vacate, Seven of Nine’s words whisped through her head again.

[I]You will adapt.[/I]

With a whimpering cry she blindly fumbled over the floor, grasping a handful of scrap metal ripped from the womb of a long abandon ship. Seven of Nine’s cool metal wrought physique was permanently etched in her mind. Human amalgamated with machine, the epitome of flesh and technology. Pure unadulterated perfection.

[I]Who’s currently f[B]u[/B]cking the sh[B]i[/B]t out of your first officer.
[/I]
A long, shapeless sound of sheer anguish issued from her throat as she tucked the filthy metal into her leg. Her breath was wet and ragged, hands unsteady and trembling, her nakedness sheathed in a film of sweat. Her spine gave out and she flopped backwards on the grody floor beneath her, leg convulsing erratically.

She lay for an undetermined amount of time, a small croak of amusement her only offering to the staunch night air. Was this a Starfleet Admiral? Hailed as one of the most brilliant Captains in all of the Federation? The Kathryn Janeway? Naked and shuddering, ripped and torn in her own puerile grief over a silly girl. Dying, immobile in the middle of a filthy floor, her blood caked form illuminated by the fluorescent crackling lights of a deserted old fleet garage. Legs puffy with great black and blue pockets of flesh filled with obsolete parts from ancient machines and sewn shut with rusty industrial wire in a futile attempt to mechanize her self.

To be just like her.

[I]We are Borg.[/I]

F[B]u[/B]ck you, Seven of Nine.[/SIZE]



Lollolozorxxorz.


I don't want to go to bed.

wasn't as pervertedly sex-related this time.


to tell you the truth, a disapointment Janeway.

damn girl, you [i]are[/i] messed up!

I hate the fact that my mom is boring.

But what I hate more is the fact that she wants me to be like her..or at least less like me =/

I really liked that one, actually.




I just need a title for it.

[QUOTE=Janeway;13948707]I really liked that one, actually.




I just need a title for it.[/QUOTE]

"The 'Go for the Gold!' Moment"

Wtf?

jane dont be a dorkwad

i hated it, its just so much funnier when there is like "his massive c[I]o[/I]ck squirted all over my face, which then was sliced up badly by his rock hard nipples."

or something like that.

Yeah. Not Jane.


I can take Pespi, Pesp, whatever.

Just don't shorten Janeway.

I went and rented Heavenly Creatures. I honestly didn't think the movie store I go to would have it, but they did.

Every time I go to rent movies, I get 2, and it costs me $2.80

Normally I bring exact change with me, but today I stopped in at work to drop off a shirt I made for someone, then decided to go to the movie store and rent some. But my wallet doesn't carry change.

Today I had to pay the $120 for my course, plus tax. This came to $127.20, leaving me with a $10 bill, and $2.80 in change. I didn't know this until I reached into my pocket to see how much I had, in hopes I wouldn't have to break the 10.

Weird how that worked out, hey?

that's God smiling down on you.

i hate breaking bills...

[QUOTE=Sunshine;13948692]I hate the fact that my mom is boring.[/QUOTE]

my mom is a loud, rude, obnoxious, and very stupid. she is the biggest bitch that just can't seem to connect the dots

be happy your mother is boring

[QUOTE=Chippy569;13948505][url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=508519&page=2[/url]

whiteriot got PWNT.[/QUOTE]

Yep, hahahaha.


Nice kit Chippy. :thumb:

I hate giving exact change. I'm always terrified that it might be more than I expected and I won't have enough. I hate that.


But I love that movie.



Perhaps that's just the gore-enthused-homo part of me, though.

I'm happy my mum is..normal. Understanding, and she gets annoyed when I come in at 3 in the morning stinking of booze. Hell, I'd be worried if she didn't get worried.

Man I love Oceana. Awsome club! Kingstone has some damn fine girls in it :D

my reason for not making my bongo conga entry to that competition yet

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Gay because i cant slap my hand percussion instruments for prolly a week or so...

:( Just after I'm in a good mood, my grampa calls.

I love my grampa to death. He supports me and my music like crazy.

As you may know, I got a mandolin for Christmas. That's just over a week ago.

He calls up asking me to play with him at a festival 2 weeks from now. He plays accordion (and piano, but for this he's just playing accordion). He sees that I have a mandolin. He assumes I've mastered it in 10 days. He assumes I'll be able to make mandolin parts for 8 songs (that I've never heard before) he's going to be playing. He assumes I'm ready to play infront of 500+ people less than a month after receiving my mandolin.

I tell him all these things. He says "Okay I understand that. I'll come over tomorrow night and we'll just try going over these songs for an hour or two. Surely if we practice together a couple times we'll get it, right?"

:(

janeway i loved it

[QUOTE=Win A Rabbit;13948985]:( Just after I'm in a good mood, my grampa calls.

I love my grampa to death. He supports me and my music like crazy.

As you may know, I got a mandolin for Christmas. That's just over a week ago.

He calls up asking me to play with him at a festival 2 weeks from now. He plays accordion (and piano, but for this he's just playing accordion). He sees that I have a mandolin. He assumes I've mastered it in 10 days. He assumes I'll be able to make mandolin parts for 8 songs (that I've never heard before) he's going to be playing. He assumes I'm ready to play infront of 500+ people less than a month after receiving my mandolin.

I tell him all these things. He says "Okay I understand that. I'll come over tomorrow night and we'll just try going over these songs for an hour or two. Surely if we practice together a couple times we'll get it, right?"

:([/QUOTE]


well, just see what you can do. you might as well practice with him to see if you can do it, and if you can't then don't.

that sucks

Eh?

I love rap.

So.
Much.

i liked your passage you wrote

country+rap = crap

Yep haha

[QUOTE=LedZeppelin1307;13949074]country+rap = crap[/QUOTE]

Are are an ignorant twat, and I hope you die in a car wreck.

someones a little cranky

[QUOTE=LedZeppelin1307;13949113]someones a little cranky[/QUOTE]

I'm not a fan of ignorance towards genres of music, especially from people who call themselves musicians.

TBH Modern Rap/country is ****.

Actually, both of those genres should just be in pop.

But generalizing genres without listening to them is hardcore!

[QUOTE=Porkupine;13949095]Are are an ignorant twat, and I hope you die in a car wreck.[/QUOTE]

You are what.. 13, 14? And you think you know about GOOD music? GTFO..

[QUOTE=Loser;13949142]But generalizing genres without listening to them is hardcore![/QUOTE]

[size=2]F[/size]uck classical! Violins and all that [size=2]s[/size]hit is for losers!