[quote=Skrunnch]I have to ask about the five foot dick?[/quote]

It was horrible. Let's just leave it at that. It hurts too much to bring it up.

:angry:

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]I've encountered a five foot wang once. It was down in Mexico, every day is a step towards forgeting it.[/QUOTE]

Is that physically possible?

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]It was horrible. Let's just leave it at that. It hurts too much to bring it up.[/QUOTE]
I'll bet it did!

[quote=Ghostfire3]Is that physically possible?[/quote]

Anything is possible in Mexico.

Except universal sanitation.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Anything is possible in Mexico.[/QUOTE]

True. Mexico is pretty crazy. I heard there's shows there where you can pay to see a girl screw a donkey. It's pretty messed up.

[quote=sketchyjoe]Except universal sanitation.[/quote]

I said everything was possible, not carried out.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Anything is possible in Mexico.[/QUOTE]

Truth.

[QUOTE=Ghostfire3]True. Mexico is pretty crazy. I heard there's shows there where you can pay to see a girl screw a donkey. It's pretty messed up.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, she should be doing that for free.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Yeah, she should be doing that for free.[/QUOTE]

:amaze:

I'm going to mexico at Spring Break to visit my friend Emiliano. It's gonna be nuts.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Yeah, she should be doing that for free.[/QUOTE]
They only do that in the dirty parts of Mexico. Oh...wait.

[QUOTE=Ghostfire3]Is that physically possible?[/QUOTE]

You've obviously never seen mine :o

[QUOTE=Ghostfire3]True. Mexico is pretty crazy. I heard there's shows there where you can pay to see a girl screw a donkey. It's pretty messed up.[/QUOTE]

I was there in January and some hombre on the street offered me a pamphlet to a cockfight. Crazy stuff, eh?

[QUOTE=Choking-Victim]They only do that in the dirty parts of Mexico. Oh...wait.[/QUOTE]
For 'dirty' read 'fun-filled and family friendly'.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]For 'dirty' read 'fun-filled and family friendly'.[/QUOTE]
For 'Mexico' , read 'anywhere but Mexico'.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh]You've obviously never seen mine :o



I was there in January and some hombre on the street offered me a pamphlet to a cockfight. Crazy stuff, eh?[/QUOTE]
You'd have to have a pretty big c[u]o[/u]ck to fight with it. Hang on, a picture is emerging here. Schlong fights, five-foot wangs, Nick traumatised.


Nick obviously lost a lot of money betting on a johnson joust in Mexico and had to sell his body to get home. No wonder he's always so grouchy.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]johnson joust[/QUOTE]
Is that the same Johnson that makes shampoo?

:upset:

[QUOTE=Choking-Victim]Is that the same Johnson that makes shampoo?[/QUOTE]I seriously hope not.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]I seriously hope not.[/QUOTE]
It would explain the consistency of the 'poo.

They make nice lotion.

[quote=Skrunnch]They make nice lotion.[/quote]

It has a special ingredient.

I don't want to know.

Yes....lotion. Of course.

This thread got ugly [I]fast[/I]

On the subject of Jizz, that scene in which Ben Stiller accidentally splurges on his own ear is not physically possible from the position he's in while wanking unless he's a super hero and his power is having sentient, gravity defying manjuice.

[QUOTE=Forest_Fire]This thread got ugly [I]fast[/I][/QUOTE]
It only took ab0ut 20 months over 65000 thousand posts.

Wow.

We're mature.

np: Sunny Day Real Estate - 47

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]On the subject of Jizz, that scene in which Ben Stiller accidentally splurges on his own ear is not physically possible from the position he's in while wanking unless he's a super hero and his power is having sentient, gravity defying manjuice.


It only took ab0ut 20 months over 65000 thousand posts.[/QUOTE]

It's a movie. It's not supposed to be perfectly realistic. The point was that it was funny.

Eh. It wasn't that funny.

[QUOTE=TAND]Eh. It wasn't that funny.[/QUOTE]

Agreed, it was the first time I saw it, but not really anymore.

The testicle-trapping scene was funnier.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]The testicle-trapping scene was funnier.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that part was pretty funny.

I didn't like the movie much.

I've never seen it.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]The testicle-trapping scene was funnier.[/QUOTE]


Agreed.

I don't remember a whole lot about that move...

Me either. I saw it once and wasn't fond.

I watched Clerks for the first time last night, that movie is great.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]I watched Clerks for the first time last night, that movie is great.[/QUOTE]
That movie is the story of my life.