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DeathMagnetik 12-16-2008 01:40 AM

i just rape them

RouteOne 12-16-2008 01:42 AM

[quote=Permanent Solution;16954643]apparently i am very erotic because i am so bad at reading signs/taking initiative that i tease them almost past the point of them liking it =|[/quote]
just follow step 2 of my method and you won't have to worry about any of that. :naughty:

Permanent Solution 12-16-2008 01:43 AM

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16954645]just follow step 2 of my method and you won't have to worry about any of that. :naughty:[/QUOTE]

Haha it depends on the girl. Some girls get turned on and just go for it which makes it easy since you just follow. Some girls get really turned on and wait for you to move on then get frustrated :p

My ex was very sexually shy and very hard to work with. Also very hard to read. It was a shame, really.

RouteOne 12-16-2008 01:44 AM

pffft girls. What do they know anywayz

DeathMagnetik 12-16-2008 01:45 AM

my ex-gf was a whore she would rape me and it was awesome!!

Permanent Solution 12-16-2008 01:45 AM

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16954656]pffft girls. What do they know anywayz[/QUOTE]

nothing, unfortunately.

But I don't like cuddling men :(

Iluvatar 12-16-2008 01:46 AM

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;16954612]kiss the neck and collarbone area, only play at the mouth as small teases here and there

etc etc on and on[/QUOTE]

I'm not saying I'm not a seductive mother****er, just I'm not going to do that to my best friends sister regardless jesus!

RouteOne 12-16-2008 01:47 AM

[quote=Permanent Solution;16954662]nothing, unfortunately.

But I don't like cuddling men :([/quote]
me neither their whiskers tickle :(

gmoneyguy 12-16-2008 01:48 AM

lol

Permanent Solution 12-16-2008 01:50 AM

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16954665]I'm not saying I'm not a seductive mother****er, just I'm not going to do that to my best friends sister regardless jesus![/QUOTE]
it's ok we know what you were saying you don't have to be shy young one

now go sex that bitch up and post vids
[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16954669]me neither their whiskers tickle :([/QUOTE]
ew :(

DeathMagnetik 12-16-2008 01:52 AM

i like when the ladies have that landing strip going up their snach it tickles my nose hairs

RiceMonster 12-16-2008 02:01 AM

ok.

DeathMagnetik 12-16-2008 02:02 AM

ill pay u $5 to shave my pubes

RiceMonster 12-16-2008 02:02 AM

no. ******

DeathMagnetik 12-16-2008 02:03 AM

come on babe i think we can work out a deal

TojesDolan 12-16-2008 02:06 AM

hey do you know what other place is ok to push

DeathMagnetik 12-16-2008 02:26 AM

elevator buttons

TojesDolan 12-16-2008 02:39 AM

sure

that and people's buttons

big80smullet 12-16-2008 03:58 AM

i would root any of my friends sisters without feelign guilty because A) ive done it before and B) my friends are assholes

McP3000 12-16-2008 04:29 AM

dammit, i slept 3 hours last night...and i just woke up naturally after four hours

sounds like im developing a sleeping problem :[

Pebster49 12-16-2008 05:05 AM

take tylennol PM or Nightquil or something

McP3000 12-16-2008 05:06 AM

i dont want to get addicted to anything though

(and i mean addicted as in i need something to get me to sleep)

Pebster49 12-16-2008 05:11 AM

well if you take it like only when you definitly need sleep you should be fine. Thats what I do, when I have to wake up super early

Jev 12-16-2008 06:10 AM

I just slept for 11 hours. Feels good.

Pebster49 12-16-2008 06:11 AM

it always does, espically when its cold, and all you want to do is stay in bed all day

Jev 12-16-2008 06:12 AM

And my bed's next to a heater.

McP3000 12-16-2008 06:13 AM

i hate the temperature in my room. its always too hot or too cold.

ILLIMINATOR 12-16-2008 06:14 AM

supposed to have gotten a bunch of snow got none **** yeah

Pebster49 12-16-2008 06:17 AM

I have a heated blanket, its sooo awesome for cold weather, except it has a cord so I can hardly move around in it

Jev 12-16-2008 07:17 AM

[QUOTE=McP3000;16955243]i hate the temperature in my room. its always too hot or too cold.[/QUOTE]

Normally I do too, its always too cold because my bed's right next to my window and its broken so its always open and there's always a wind.

But today it was nice.


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