'morning Doom~

I'm going to Tucson today to go shopping at one of the malls because I got cheated on back-to-school-wear, and I just really want to go shopping =D

I'm thinking of putting a pork pie bass reso on my Sonor's.

The pig is just tooo damn funny.

Ive decided women are complete psychos.

It took 3 huge bouncers to split up a bitch fight last night

[quote=Sunshine]Eh, its way easy for me to wake up early in the mornings.

It just sometimes sucks, because this is going to be a loooooooooooooooooooooong Saturday.[/quote]
Go back to sleep then.

[QUOTE=Sunshine]'morning Doom~

I'm going to Tucson today to go shopping at one of the malls because I got cheated on back-to-school-wear, and I just really want to go shopping =D[/QUOTE]

i hate the mall. i think its because i never have money to spend.

you going to the park place mall?

I love AFI.

Jagermeister and whatever the f[I]u[/I]ck my mate mixed into his cocktails have owned my life.

[QUOTE=ofDooM]i hate the mall. i think its because i never have money to spend.

you going to the park place mall?[/QUOTE]

Haha, probably.

I think thats the good one, I can never remember.

I don't have money to spend. I have my parents' money to spend..I hope.

I saw Crank last night. It was cool.

Has anyone ever tried ice cold jagermeister straight from the machine?

jager is nasty. but whats the machine?

I saw a Crank trailer when I went to see snakes on a plane (terrible film :p). Isn't it bascially Hitman the game, but in a film? :S

[QUOTE=trysthedrummer]I saw a Crank trailer when I went to see snakes on a plane (terrible film :p). Isn't it bascially Hitman the game, but in a film? :S[/QUOTE]


i thought snakes on a plane was a joke when i first saw the preview.

[quote=trysthedrummer]I saw a Crank trailer when I went to see snakes on a plane (terrible film :p). Isn't it bascially Hitman the game, but in a film? :S[/quote]

no. not even close. sure you saw the right trailor?


they are making a hitman movie based off the game though, perhaps you saw that as well and confused the two. they should have used jason for the hitman movie though

the guy's adrenaline is the only thing keeping him alive, he's gonna die anyway so he goes and takes out all his enemies. well i'm pretty sure.

[QUOTE=_R2D2_]i thought snakes on a plane was a joke when i first saw the preview.[/QUOTE] The film pretty much is. A stupid laughable, but fun film.

Well it was a short trailer, :) oh yeah that's it something to with he has to live so he kills people. I forgot most of it.

They should make the half life games into films. I'd pay to see them

[QUOTE=maniac0796]They should make the half life games into films. I'd pay to see them[/QUOTE]

i would too.

[QUOTE=sic]A man-queef would be the funniest thing I would ever experience.

I feel compelled to ask you this, since you're obviously not "shy" about your lady parts, atleast on here.

2 lady friends told me one time when they were drunk that they can "suck in air" through their lady holes. They said it makes a funny sound, and they were about to do it, but they didn't. I need to ask, is it actually possible?[/QUOTE]
It's got to be impossible.

The only thing I can do is contract my muscles, which only makes a funny sound after I queef. You'd need like...to have it connected to your diaphragm or sommat.

[QUOTE=maniac0796]They should make the half life games into films. I'd pay to see them[/QUOTE] Definately! :) I've been trying to get some of the audio in hl2 and epiosde one, that stuff is absolutely ace!

[SIZE=7]JAGERMEISTER.
[SIZE=2]The stuffs lethal.


I appear to have aquirred a new t-shirt. I have no idea where from.
[/SIZE][/SIZE]

I hate when people want to buy Jagermeister and don't know how to pronounce it, I hardly ever know what they're talking about....

Yagermyster ;)

[QUOTE=Drum Phil]


I appear to have aquirred a new t-shirt. I have no idea where from.
[/QUOTE]
Specs.

The panic channel. Black. Way too big. Nice material.

Dave Navvaros new band. He's played with Janes Addiction and The chillis

goddamn it. my lazy *** family is still asleep and get mad if i try to play my drums or wake them up!! it's noon here.

[QUOTE=maniac0796]They should make the half life games into films. I'd pay to see them[/QUOTE]
i'll drink to that.... but a film where the lead character doesnt speak?

and pussy farts are totally doable....

[QUOTE=Berk]Like. Bums.?

NORMA JEAN!>>>>>>[url]http://www.myspace.com/normajean[/url]

ALBUM BEING STREAMED!!!
LISTEN![/QUOTE]
You call that music?

[quote=Corkofski]i'll drink to that.... but a film where the lead character doesnt speak?

and slightly confuzzled sea lion farts are totally doable....[/quote]

I knew a lass that could not only fanny fart, but do it on demand.

haha

the punk proves it....

i <3 sky broadband call centres....

You can't suck in air through your twat. That was his question.

And for the record, queefs are not actual farts. You do not fart from your p[B]u[/B]ssy. It's impossible. All a queef is is air escaping, usually during sex or after a fart. When a chick tells you she can queef all on her own, then she's just farting from her a[B]s[/B]s and calling it a queef.
If you sit in a certain position when farting, then it sounds like it's coming from your cunt, but it stinks. Queefs would not stink, unless you have a tear between the vagina and colon, called colov[B]a[/B]ginal fistula.



Edit: God I hate the censor system.
Squirrel? Come on.