[QUOTE=adb;18151063]"are you sure you're a virgin? i didn't think you'd be good" - ex-gf during a break in action at the motel[/QUOTE]

were you her first or had she "gone round the block" so to speak

she thought I wouldn't have any idea what I was doing

p sure porn exists to educate

[QUOTE]were you her first or had she "gone round the block" so to speak[/QUOTE]

i was her 11th

second one

EDIT: @ haz

I just got this image of adb sitting on the end of a bed in a cheap motel, smoking meth out of an empty juice container. Breaking Adb.

[QUOTE=Aaron;18151082]I just got this image of adb sitting on the end of a bed in a cheap motel, smoking meth out of an empty juice container. Breaking Adb.[/QUOTE]

looool

brent you realize that she said that to the other ten guys, right

[QUOTE=adb;18151072]i was her 11th[/QUOTE]

dude who keeps count after like, 3 or 4

my first few times having sex were incredibly awkward I had no concept of positioning myself and couldn't get hard enough to penetrate because the women were disgusting, fat and middle aged

I wasn't sure what to do or how to get off after all the extreme pornography I was accustomed to

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18151085]brent you realize that she said that to the other ten guys, right[/QUOTE]

they'd all had to have been virgins like me, which they werent

she had an std but it went away

[QUOTE=adb;18151088]she had an std but it went away[/QUOTE]

:lol:

idk why I found this funny

im rofling at haz and brent

whats the good word fellows

[QUOTE=adb;18151088]they'd all had to have been virgins like me, which they werent

she had an std but it went away[/QUOTE]

what std

the clap

idk which one but it was apparently temp

glad I used condoms anyways cause she could've been lying as she was prone to do

fuckin bitch

your daddy didnt want you, there was a pinhole in the condom

u MAdDDD

[QUOTE=adb;18151140]idk which one but it was apparently temp

glad I used condoms anyways cause she could've been lying as she was prone to do

fuckin bitch[/QUOTE]

haha youre bitter about chicks after one gf

i've had pretty neg outcomes w/ girls

girls who needs em'


I sure don't!



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and like the one thats been the most consistent lives in texas and has this bf that is way hotter than me :/

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lmao brent itt

i think luc just gave mappy his account to troll me

or they agreed irl to troll me cause they're fat druggies who are haters

You know what I enjoy doing to relax? Going over some files in my briefcase.


[IMG]http://i33.tinypic.com/24mun2p.png[/IMG].

i cant wait to dress like that in 30 years

[quote=Mr. Ron;18151234]You know what I enjoy doing to relax? Going over some files in my briefcase.[/quote]
My briefcase is by French Connection UK.

ya bro ur like a week late but I'm feelin so good

brent what if you and I, you know, did some weird shit like reheat day old mac n' cheese and sat in your basement in the dark mere inches away from each others faces eating it and saying nothing what do you say

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18151241]i cant wait to dress like that in 30 years[/QUOTE]

Do we all end up like that in 35-40 years?

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18150774]
HumanGenome what dubstep did you get hooked up, I want to sneer at your choices[/QUOTE]

datsiK, excision