[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Oh noes.

You can probably envision her in your mind, either way.

Hey DM, why not check to see if Vince is on AIM or something?[/QUOTE]

Well, yeah, at this point I can conjure up an image of her in my head instantly.

Naturally, I'm missing her (and not even the physical part) right now. :-\

I wish I could astrally project, kick my self in the face, and take a picture of it all at the same time. :(

NP-SoaD-War?

/SoaD fanboy mode

[QUOTE][U][B]The Heist[/B][/U]
So, today, I drove me and a couple of my friends to Taco Bell for lunch, and after eating, we noticed this cool 4 foot by 6 foot mat with the taco bell logo in it, and we were just captivated by it's rubber blackness, so we stole it. It went like this. I drove my truck up to the curb, one of my buddies rolled it up while my other buddy covered him up. Buddy # 1 grabbed the mat while buddy # 2 held open the door. They ran, and jumped into the bed of my truck, and I bolted. It was sweet. Too bad, buddy #1 gets to keep the mat.[/QUOTE]

Just thought I would bump it b/c noone read it. :(

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Goooood call.

Now, envy my martial arts skillz.[/QUOTE]
You should tuck your leg more on jump kicks or a real fighter will ruin your sh[SIZE=2]it[/SIZE].

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]You should tuck your leg more on jump kicks or a real fighter will ruin your sh[SIZE=2]it[/SIZE].[/QUOTE]

Yes, but I'm doing only screen fighting. We make it look quite convincing. It's more about camera angles and coordination than anything else though. I learned how to do a backflip off a wall which is cool.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]
Just thought I would bump it b/c noone read it. :([/QUOTE]


I read it. You should've jacked something cooler. Like a manhole.

/I used photoshop's clone tool to do that.

:lol:

Those photoshop jobs get a thumbs-up from me, DM.

The only really hard part is lining yourself up so you don't overlap from picture to picture

I'm tired. Night everyone. :wave:

I'll leave you all with this joke:

[QUOTE=Joke]A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife jumped up and said: 'Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor. She should be in my custody.

The judge turns to the husband and says ' What do you have to say in your defense?

The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. 'Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. whose Pepsi is it .. the machine's or mine?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Yes, but I'm doing only screen fighting. We make it look quite convincing. It's more about camera angles and coordination than anything else though. I learned how to do a backflip off a wall which is cool.[/QUOTE]
mehhh :p

That it is...I can't do that...my most spectacular feats are hanstands, one-handed cartwheels/handstands, and rolling. Oh, and falling. People are always impressed when you jump in the air while standing up and fall face first towards the ground ;)

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]I read it. You should've jacked something cooler. Like a manhole.

/I used photoshop's clone tool to do that.[/QUOTE]

I'll do that next week. Wait a second..Irony++

On our way back to school, buddy #2 was telling us how we should go out to his house and steal signs that said 'Caution-Manhole' on them. :eek: Wee urd.

Jom-esque, RCA. Jom-esque

Good night, RCA. Hopefully you'll fall asleep tonight easier than last night.

I just gave a dollar to a girl for four blank CD-Rs. Yessssssssss.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Jom-esque, RCA. Jom-esque[/QUOTE]

Did you like any of my jokes?

No?

That's what I thought.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Good night, RCA. Hopefully you'll fall asleep tonight easier than last night.

I just gave a dollar to a girl for four blank CD-Rs. Yessssssssss.[/QUOTE]

Ok, when she said "Will you give me a dollar for 4 blank cds?" She really meant, I'll give you a lapdance for a dollar. Reminds me of the ice skating story. :p

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]mehhh :p

That it is...I can't do that...my most spectacular feats are hanstands, one-handed cartwheels/handstands, and rolling. Oh, and falling. People are always impressed when you jump in the air while standing up and fall face first towards the ground ;)[/QUOTE]

I'm generally the faller since I learned how to roll from dance. We do some really cool stuff with clotheslines and tripping people. My friend still has to teach me throws.

I think by CD's, she meant "sex".

lolol

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I think by CD's, she meant "sex".

lolol[/QUOTE]

"If you give me a dollar, I'll give you 4 blank sexes"

:cool:

/me just told a bullshi[size=2]t story and you dumbasses bought it

Yessssssssssss.[/size]

Nah, it's all good.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I think by CD's, she meant "sex".

lolol[/QUOTE]

Ice skating, CDs, it's all the same.


Get any good CD's lately?

Punk Jazz: The Jaco Pastorious Anthology (my gf and her brother were insistent that I got some Jaco)
DJ Shadow - Endtroducing...
Scarface - The Fix
Mobb Deep - The Infamous
Tech N9ne - Absolute Power

All bought in NorCal.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]I'm generally the faller since I learned how to roll from dance. We do some really cool stuff with clotheslines and tripping people. My friend still has to teach me throws.[/QUOTE]
You could just take the arts...

What's this about ice-skating? :)

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Ice skating, CDs, it's all the same.


Get any good CD's lately?[/QUOTE]
A7X - WTF
Rush - Farewell to Kings

Today, we had this date rape semenar thing at my school. It was soo sad. This girl just talked for an hour about how she got raped and how rape was so bad. She cost our school district like 100K for like 4 hours...:rolleyes: Ripoff!

If they're trying to stop rape, they are preaching to the wrong choir. The rapists of our world aren't in school. They're at home raping chicks. :confused:

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]You could just take the arts...

What's this about ice-skating? :)[/QUOTE]

But I've been dancing for 8 years. It's too late to quit. Plus there are many more hot girls doing ballet than there are doing martial arts.

Are you taking martial arts classes or something?

To Vince and FF^^

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Today, we had this date rape semenar thing at my school. It was soo sad. This girl just talked for an hour about how she got raped and how rape was so bad. She cost our school district like 100K for like 4 hours...:rolleyes: Ripoff!

If they're trying to stop rape, they are preaching to the wrong choir. The rapists of our world aren't in school. They're at home raping chicks. :confused:[/QUOTE]

Help stop rape, consent

OR

It's not rape, it's non-consentual sex.

Couldn't pick.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Are you taking martial arts classes or something?

To Vince and FF^^[/QUOTE]


Partly.


/cryptic

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]But I've been dancing for 8 years. It's too late to quit. Plus there are many more hot girls doing ballet than there are doing martial arts.[/QUOTE]
There are also more straight men in martial arts :p

Eh, I really enjoy them, I bet you would too, and you can do both?

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Good point.

Yeah some PSYCHO chick in my english class always talks about how she lost her virginity to rape. I mean, she talks about this OPENLY. I don't know if she has some kind of disorder, or she's messed up in the head, or if she's just really fuc[b][i][/b][/i]kin weird.[/QUOTE]

Uhh, she's psycho, Madey...

/misses the crypticness