im not really sexist, i just thought it was really funny.
ill just put out another one:

why dont women need to drive?

because they dont need a car to get from the kitchen sink to the dish washer.

(once again, im not really sexist)

Does anyone know where I can buy Yamaha recording customs online? Better yet, how about a site that has any set avaliable? I specified the yamaha because I was just looking around and couldn't find it anywhere. :angry:

[QUOTE]why dont women need to drive?

because they dont need a car to get from the kitchen sink to the dish washer.[/QUOTE]

Thats a good one lol.

Maniac told me this one btw.

A women was having a baby and there were complications at birth...the baby was taken away from her straight away. An hour later the doctor came back and said there is good news and bad news. Which would you like?
"bad" the women replied
im afraid you baby died............the good new was that it was ginger.

Im totally not gingerist!

I dont understand how you find those humorous.

ROFL
ok, another one.

Why dont women need watches?
Becuase there is a clock on the oven.

Edit to Doom- its like retarded/ black/ asian/ any race or dissability joke, you dont really hate them, but the imature side of you takes over, and you cant help but find it humorous.

Haha lol yeh thats the one ^

Here a good one.

A women is on the streets pregnant with triplets. She gets shot 3 times in the stomach. She goes to the nearest hospital to ask advice on what to do because she is worried about here babies.
The doctor says it will all be fine later in life dont worry.
The women has her babies and they are fine at birth.
7 years later one of the girl triplets comes up to her mum and sais "mum i just had a piss and a bullet fell out"
The mum explained the story and everyhting was fine.
2 years later the other girl cam up to her and said "mum i just had a **** and a bullet fell out" once again the mum explained the story to her and it was all fine.
Another 3 years later and her only son came up to her and said....


"mum i just had a wank and i shot the dog"

Anyone else here the new Modest Mouse song?

dude.. i seriously am laughing right now and i cant stop, that was priceless.

Hahah good to hear it man!

Hah, that was funny.
And i still can't give you rep joel, but everyone else check theirs!!!

That because im to cool for rep ;)

And btw that was the joke i was trying to tell you last night, but i couldnt be bothered to type it all out.

What goes............pink,brown,pink,brown,pink,brown,pink,brown,white?





















A paky having a wank.

[QUOTE=the_pure_drummer;13930083]Haha lol yeh thats the one ^

Here a good one.

A women is on the streets pregnant with triplets. She gets shot 3 times in the stomach. She goes to the nearest hospital to ask advice on what to do because she is worried about here babies.
The doctor says it will all be fine later in life dont worry.
The women has her babies and they are fine at birth.
2 years later one of the girl triplets comes up to her mum and sais "mum i just had a piss and a bullet fell out"
The mum explained the story and everyhting was fine.
2 years later the other girl cam up to her and said "mum i just had a **** and a bullet fell out" once again the mum explained the story to her and it was all fine.
Another 2 years later and her only son came up to her and said....


"mum i just had a wank and i shot the dog"[/QUOTE]


Totally unrealistic -- two year olds talking, and knowing what bullets are and 6 year olds wanking and not shooting blanks.

[QUOTE=LedZeppelin1307;13930048]Edit to Doom- its like retarded/ black/ asian/ any race or dissability joke, you dont really hate them, but the imature side of you takes over, and you cant help but find it humorous.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I dont find it humorous.

[QUOTE=the_pure_drummer;13930083]Haha lol yeh thats the one ^

Here a good one.

A women is on the streets pregnant with triplets. She gets shot 3 times in the stomach. She goes to the nearest hospital to ask advice on what to do because she is worried about here babies.
The doctor says it will all be fine later in life dont worry.
The women has her babies and they are fine at birth.
2 years later one of the girl triplets comes up to her mum and sais "mum i just had a piss and a bullet fell out"
The mum explained the story and everyhting was fine.
2 years later the other girl cam up to her and said "mum i just had a **** and a bullet fell out" once again the mum explained the story to her and it was all fine.
Another 2 years later and her only son came up to her and said....


"mum i just had a wank and i shot the dog"[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: I love it.

[QUOTE]Totally unrealistic -- two year olds talking, and knowing what bullets are and 6 year olds wanking and not shooting blanks.[/QUOTE]

What are you talking about dude?..................:smoke:

[QUOTE=Loser;13930148]Totally unrealistic -- two year olds talking, and knowing what bullets are and 6 year olds wanking and not shooting blanks.[/QUOTE]

Who cares, its a joke, get over it.

C ya mx have a good night x

suck my balls

Hows 2007?

[QUOTE=Dave*Grohl;13930198]suck my balls[/QUOTE]

I thought you'd never ask!

*makes squelching noises*

07 sucks so far.

[QUOTE=LedZeppelin1307;13930224]07 sucks so far.[/QUOTE]

Dido

If anyone sees white, ask him if he found out how to change my name yet. Thanks

Retarded Cripple, thats what your name should be!

[QUOTE=Retarded Chipple;13930207]I thought you'd never ask!

*makes squelching noises*[/QUOTE]

finally!:naughty:

[QUOTE=maniac0796;13930229]Retarded Cripple, thats what your name should be![/QUOTE]


Who, me?

No, retarded chipple. Just like, 4 people posted in the time for me to post...

^^you really think so?

maniac beat me

My new years resolution is not to go on mx anymore.

Cya'll in 2008 probably. Seriously.

Although its not working a great deal, its the 1st and Im here posting this and that.

Good luck with that

[QUOTE=maniac0796;13930229]Retarded Cripple, thats what your name should be![/QUOTE]

Anything would be better than the name I have now!

Seriously, wtf was I thinking when I made this account? How do you change your name anyway? Doesn't your post count go back to zero?

my new years resolution is to get laid.

That's a really lame resolution.

yea, well whats yours, huh?

you know youre gonna fail anyway

To not break my new year's resolution.

[QUOTE=Dave*Grohl;13930432]you know youre gonna fail anyway[/QUOTE]

well, i gotta try.

Mines to give up smoking. I don't smoke so I'm gonna sail through this years resolution :smoke:

But seriously, resolutions are supposed to make you a better person, not give in to your teenage hormonal urges.

Maybe getting laid will make him a better person?






:naughty: ?

[QUOTE=Retarded Chipple;13930461]Mines to give up smoking. I don't smoke so I'm gonna sail through this years resolution :smoke:[/QUOTE]

you should change it to never start smoking. that would make more sence