condoms are just cum baggies

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16081425]MMM condoms don't alwys work and aren't any fun[/QUOTE]

they usually work though, so whatever

@jason, i stay away from females with crotch hair after my one ex

[QUOTE=Riva;16081438]only people who have small penises say condoms aren't any fun

or so I've heard

I'm still a virgin so I wouldn't know[/QUOTE]

Dude, condoms squeeze the penis WAAAAAAY too hard. By the time I take my dick out of a comdom it's almost purple.

rofl

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16081451]Dude, condoms squeeze the penis WAAAAAAY too hard. By the time I take my dick out of a comdom it's almost purple.[/QUOTE]

Maybe you shouldn't wear training condoms. I know they probably make you feel awesome about yourself but yeah.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16081461]Maybe you shouldn't wear training condoms. I know they probably make you feel awesome about yourself but yeah.[/QUOTE]

LOL training condoms

Here, take this raincoat, and practice safe sex

[QUOTE=Riva;16081438]only people who have small penises say condoms aren't any fun

or so I've heard

I'm still a virgin so I wouldn't know[/QUOTE]
I can rectify that mate.

here, take this pill

no semen for you slut

See You Next Tuesday sucks.

Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

so how does this sound

cum gum

it instantly makes your ejaculate taste like whatever flavor the gum is.

to aid the lovely lass in swallowing.

How about not.

so how does this sound

stop posting

Vasily lady friend make vasily use plastic bag for stop her have childrens. Vasily Put bag over his kalashnikov and make secure with electrical tie.

how do vasily feel thing

vasily poke hole in end. He not tell her though

In ancient times they would use highly stretch pig skin secured with whipcord. The Romans were big on it, apparently.

Also, another random fact: The majority of skin grafts are cultured from foreskins.

That's pretty damn sexy.

I'm going to see 10,000 B.C. tonight with some of my buddies purely for the epic factor. Should be fun.

Shouldn't be fun.

I enjoy movies which grossly alter history through artistic license as much as the next person, but 10,000 BC looks to be more than even I can politely ignore.

[QUOTE=Riva;16081647]I enjoy movies which grossly alter history through artistic license as much as the next person, but 10,000 BC looks to be more than even I can politely ignore.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, a lot of the things in the preview don't make sense in the slightest. Still should be pretty fun...

A lot of elephants with hair, dude

A LOT

Prodcution meeting: Hey, 10 000 BC... hrm... did they have big buildings around then? I'm sure the Egyptians or the Babylon 5ians or something were doing stuff then, right? Ok, so let's have an army of warriors with steel! Yeah, and have them fight in front of a massive temple! Oh and FU[font=verdana]C[/font]KING WOOLY MAMMOTHS IN THE DESERT.

more like mammoth pussies

I'd see it for the lulz.

[quote=Riva;16081862]Prodcution meeting: Hey, 10 000 BC... hrm... did they have big buildings around then? I'm sure the Egyptians or the Babylon 5ians or something were doing stuff then, right? Ok, so let's have an army of warriors with steel! Yeah, and have them fight in front of a massive temple! Oh and FU[FONT=verdana]C[/FONT]KING WOOLY MAMMOTHS IN THE DESERT.[/quote]
uh oh!!

10000bc got given 1 star by margaret and 1/2 by david on the movie show. I can safely say ive never seen any movie score that low before

thats baaad, but i wouldnt base my opinion on it
but still...