[i]recent fb update:

i hooked up with the hot azn girl from the bbq today. we started to fuck but i couldn't get it up unless she wore the strap-on, and then she got freaked out when i told her to cram it balls deep into my rectum. an inch and a half in i blew my load all over the sheets and she silently put on her clothes and left. i walked into the bathroom and just stared at myself in the mirror. i've never seen a sadder look on another human being.[/i]

[QUOTE=Iscariot;18517350]oh cool sup bro[/QUOTE]
feeling sorry for myself with a hangover

sally didnt dump you did she?

eat greasy food like a bacon sandwich or something

the greasier and fattier the food the more it replenishes the proteins and carbs your body needs to recover from a hangover

if your body needs carbs then you should eat steak sandwiches to replace the proteins and carbs not proteins and fats...

fatty was wrong i misspoke

but bacon is seriously good for you after a hangover

[url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-does-cure-a-hangover.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Iscariot;18517359][i]recent fb update:

i hooked up with the hot azn girl from the bbq today. we started to fuck but i couldn't get it up unless she wore the strap-on, and then she got freaked out when i told her to cram it balls deep into my rectum. an inch and a half in i blew my load all over the sheets and she silently put on her clothes and left. i walked into the bathroom and just stared at myself in the mirror. i've never seen a sadder look on another human being.[/i][/QUOTE]

looooool

I had fish and chips which helped a bunch.

[QUOTE=TimJim;18517386]sally didnt dump you did she?[/QUOTE]
lol no. Still getting married.

[QUOTE=Aaron;18517417]
lol no. Still getting married.[/QUOTE]

ouch. :/

[quote=Iscariot;18517406]fatty was wrong i misspoke

but bacon is seriously good for you after a hangover

[url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-does-cure-a-hangover.html[/url][/quote]
bacon is good for you because it has alot of protein and protein is made of amino acids

so basically any meat or tofu is good for your hangover and if you have some soda crackers itll settle your tummy and replenish your carbs too

@aaron: oh phew!

My problem is I'm gluten and lactose intolerant, so it's harder to deal with the after-effects of alcohol while my body processes it. My basal metabolic rate is different to most as a result.

[QUOTE=Iscariot;18517302]do you always go for azn girls so they won't be disappointed/amused when they see your penis[/QUOTE]

he has been trying to tell me there are "only azns" in his part of the country :rolleyes:

he's just overstating it but srsly san diego is basically all azns dude

@aaron: yeahhhh that sucks

brent always has an excuse for every thing

if he doesn't get a girl it's becasue 'azns aren't like that" or "this was the first time i was around more than one"

it'salways something he has a lot of trouble admitting his shortcomings

[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18517436]shortcomings[/QUOTE]

*short penis

[QUOTE=TimJim;18517428]he's just overstating it but srsly san diego is basically all azns dude

@aaron: yeahhhh that sucks[/QUOTE]

You'd lol at my diet if you saw what I eat because of it. Trying to lift weights and get 3200 calories, but less than 15g of fat a day is hard without complex carbs.

im not supporting him or anything but if he's after azns thats fine and dandy but they dont fall into your lap like white girls do dude, they have parents that actually give a fuck


@aaron: D: me and my brother are starting P90X on monday so hopefully ill lose some weight

real talk, gluten intolerence would suck

i guess thats what you get for being an inbred aussie faggot lmao

I've heard good things about P90X. Hope it goes well.

I'm old school. Jog 13km a day and do deadlifts & squats for an hour twice a week.


EDIT:
*Austrian faggot

[quote=Aaron;18517447]I've heard good things about P90X. Hope it goes well.

I'm old school. Jog 13km a day and do deadlifts & squats for an hour twice a week.


EDIT:
*Austrian faggot[/quote]
i tried old school and i have no motivation to do it that way since i feel like a sillyhead

the real problem for me is that i eat mostly indian and thai food that isnt exactly healthy and i work in a pharmacy so i snack and do nothing alot, plus my metabolism is starting to slow down i think so i went from 140lbs (63kg) to 160lbs (72kg) :(

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no one will be auto banned but if you just come in to act like a prick you will be

i know next to nothing about dieting/health when it comes to food

why are they called "complex" carbs? is it because of the way the molecules are set up? i know this is a stupid question but at least im'm admitting i don't know what i'm talkinga bout

[QUOTE=TimJim;18517450]i tried old school and i have no motivation to do it that way since i feel like a sillyhead

the real problem for me is that i eat mostly indian and thai food that isnt exactly healthy and i work in a pharmacy so i snack and do nothing alot, plus my metabolism is starting to slow down i think so i went from 140lbs (63kg) to 160lbs (72kg) :([/QUOTE]

12 months ago I was 104kg, I'm now 84kg. You can do it bru.

i wish i weighed another 15 lbs

i wish i cared

implying your attention carries any weight

you just acknowledged me

you got what you want

bravo

i didnt :(

i've decided to take up a more genuine posting style i'll stop making up things and being a total ass and see how things go

i've been here for almost 8 years and i've always been a gimmick it's not fun anymore

not that anyone cares i just wanted to post it out loud

haha i knew this uis how mx would become once people left,

it seem like forums are now a niche in society from now on

goodnight mx

i'm going to fall asleep to the sounds of nature now

and by sounds of nature i mean drunk fat mother of three bitching at four in the morning because she just caught her boyfriend fucking her best friend and i can hear it all through my window sounds

oh now i can hear

"if you have sex on a first date you're a whore"

"OMG NOT YOU'RE NOT THAT SO OUTDATED"

lololi'mgoingtosleep

question for anyone who has played Pokemon Red

how do I cut down trees I now have the "Cut" ability after getting the Cascadebadge but none of these buttons seem to do anything and I can't seem to find any prompt in the menu

idk if this is a problem with the emulator I am using or what

you teach a pokemon the hm, then face the tree and press a i believe

and if that doesn't work, go to your pokemon line-up and go to the pokemon assigned cut and go to it's deets

oh right thanks

no shortcuts to use items or those special moves is one of the worst thing about the first pokemon

argh my internet is barely moving

argh

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