yeah, he's a professional douchebag

OWNED

What?

I haven't worked since this summer.

u got owned steve

[quote=Angmar;18441726]What?

I haven't worked since this summer.[/quote]
How does u get moneiez den?

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18441742]How does u get moneiez den?[/QUOTE]


I have money leftover from my summer job, and my parents give me money for groceries.

I literally kill people for money. Literally.

i figuratively kill people for money

[I]Well now aren't we just pretentious. [/I]

im literally pretentious figuratively modest

Just saw a status by a girl I know with 72 likes, my life means nothing now.

ur literally a bad ass mafucka tho

n2p lets go on extravagant journeys to the East and discover new spices and species and shit.

that sounds awesome ron u should see my big smile right now :)

we will discover a tiger with a tail that has an eyeball on the end of it and women wif three boobie

that was good ownage up there

Can I go too? :))

yes! of course you can go

well find trees that when u chop them down the leaves turn into popcorn an shit this is turning out to be awesome

[quote=NEEDTOPOST;18441761]that sounds awesome ron u should see my big smile right now :)

we will discover a tiger with a tail that has an eyeball on the end of it and [B]women wif three boobie[/B][/quote]
I call dibs.

there are enough boobies for the three of us ronald dont be so colonial

*sigh* [B]I guess.




[/B]

Where should we start our journey? I say somewhere relatively remote like Western China or something.

triceratits

edit: lets start it at those natural hot springs in china where the funny monkeys hang out in the winter. everyone meet there tomorrow afternoon and bring snacks

right here[IMG]http://www.nordichottubs.com/images/stories/website/articles/monkeys-in-a-hot-tub.jpg[/IMG]

what do u think

haha dude is just chillin

spent the weekend working and taking care of my sick girl since her fam was out of town

now to not get strep

sup

Okay I'll be there tomorrow I have a six pack of Guinness Extra Stout and a fifth of Bushmills should be enough to keep us going for a month or so if we ration it.

[I]Nay, we shall take mighty draughts from wild streams we encounter.[/I]

[QUOTE=Angmar;18441757]Just saw a status by a girl I know with 72 likes, my life means nothing now.[/QUOTE]

what was it i may or may not steal it

eating a pop tart

/alex crashes

on the computer

/everyone on this site crashes through the ceiling

I always see this customer that looks like my ex with a lot better hygiene

she's w/ this cunt guy

also I see a dude that looks like tyler (w/o beard)