[QUOTE=deth]showering sucks because I have to deal with my hair afterwards[/QUOTE]i used to have hair to my shoulders and every time i got at the shower i just wanted to curl up in a ball and die

[QUOTE=iarescientists;17785849]i feel so fresh and innocent like a baby[/QUOTE]

my hair is so soft right now you could run a million dicks through it and it would still be soft

i got my finger on the trigger
what you wanna do
what you wanna do
nigga that's all on u

so guys i just saw someone with the username Silverfang on a transgender forum

<----- not surprised

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17785870]so guys i just saw someone with the username Silverfang on a transgender forum[/QUOTE]

I think the real question is [I]what were you doing on a transgender forum!?!?!?![/I]

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;17785872]I think the real question is [I]what were you doing on a transgender forum!?!?!?![/I][/QUOTE]

srsly wat da fuk is up wit dat nick.

I think the real question is eliminator

hnnghghgnghgnghghghghggghh

want to go to the gym but don't want to move right now

whats the solution

the solution is to kill time by thinking up a solution until it's too late so it doesn't matter

gym? what's a gym?

ohhhhh a gym!

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;17785884]the solution is to kill time by thinking up a solution until it's too late so it doesn't matter[/QUOTE]

i do this every day

me too, it's essentially what my entire life has consisted of up to this point

same

actually i'd say i've spent my entire life concocting elaborate schemes for all the horrible things i'm going to do when the time feels just right

i've been waiting a very long time

i'm gonna run for congress so that can be my job

[QUOTE=ATM;17785637]lol

timjim is such an idiot. i didn't mind him until i realized he's a racist bitch[/QUOTE]
I don't hate people for the racism, I just hate them for their arrogance.

i just want to be a mailman

I can't even begin to expound on how childish and stupid it is to be against racism.

Let's discriminate against people for discriminating. That's not self contradiction.

What's happening duderz?

Watching Lady Gaga's performance from last night.

She's clearly talented, but I think I'd rather stick my dick in a pencil sharpener than think of her as even remotely attractive.

She's very attractive, people just can't tell because she wears costumes that are considerably foolish.

i wish people would see lady gaga for what she really is

I think coke just has a thing for pencil sharpeners

[QUOTE=Stevie;17785927]i wish people would see lady gaga for what she is[/QUOTE]

same.

although i have a feeling we're not actually agreeing on this.

Lady gaga isn't hot. At all.

She's looks like Sarah Silverman's uglier sister.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17785930]same.

although i have a feeling we're not actually agreeing on this.[/QUOTE]

i missed out the word "really" :(