I was talking about v[B]a[/B]gina.




Yeah, but they hurt you too. 'Cause, like. They'll be really constricted. Small balls wouldn't really hurt you as much, they'd just hurt her.


I think. I have absolutely no idea what testicles feel like.

i meant hurt the v[I]a[/I]gina also, like even more, because they are bigger.

Lucky you.

To Janeway

No, but they'd hurt you. That would take all the fun out of hurting her.


You could put a vice grip each of her nipples and make it hurt more with out hurting yourself by putting your big nuts inside her.




And don't pull that, "Balls suck. Boohoo. I sit on them sometimes," unless you want me to describe the contents of my underwear this morning.

lol You have to a be a complete retard to sit on them.

or you have to have really big balls..?

[QUOTE=Futuro;13913442]wut?[/QUOTE]

wut?

or have incredibly dangly testicles... i didn't know they even could get in a position where they're actually underneath your as$ when you go to sit down though

[QUOTE=wesm9787;13913582]or have incredibly dangly testicles... i didn't know they even could get in a position where they're actually underneath your as$ when you go to sit down though[/QUOTE]

wut?

[QUOTE=LedZeppelin1307;13913571]or you have to have really big balls..?[/QUOTE]

your balls grow out of your ***?

[QUOTE]or have incredibly dangly testicles... i didn't know they even could get in a position where they're actually underneath your as$ when you go to sit down though[/QUOTE]Exactly. they cant...unless you are retarded and purposely sit on them...

yea, saggy balls..

yum.

[QUOTE=LedZeppelin1307;13913601]yea, saggy balls..

yum.[/QUOTE]

wut?

One time, on TV, they had a guy who went to have a vasectomy. After they scraped the contents of his nuts out, they put ant larvae in them. Then, like, nine months later this chick had a baby and the baby had like, 3 arms/legs, and was carrying a cheeto on it's back. And...like, the chick was his mother.

So the guy f[B]u[/B]cked his mother. Isn't that gross? I thought it was gross.


It was rull gross.

Edit: Ming-a-Ling said that he sat on his all the time.

[QUOTE]Ming-a-Ling said that he sat on his all the time. [/QUOTE]Lol he must like it then, you have to try to sit on them, they dont auto curve under your ***.

Then why does everybody b[B]i[/B]tch about them?

i have no idea... one thing i don't like is the fact that whenever girls are mad at me they have the option of giving me one swift kick and down i go... other than that i don't see the big deal

This thread is very erotic.



<3Marshall<3

I f[B]u[/B]cking love the cat on Red Dwarf.




I[SIZE="1"] have 37.2 gigs free out of a 250 gig hard drive.
This computer is only six months old. I just got rid of a whole 3.8 gigs by burning Red Dwarf S. 1, Babylon 5 S. 1, and Bubba Ho-Tep to a data disk![/SIZE]

<3 George <3

to janeway get rid of some of that l[I]e[/I]sbo p[I]o[/I]rn, thatll free up some space.

Haven't got a single bit of lesbo animal photographs.

[SIZE="1"]
Unless you count Star Trek Voyager...'Cause I masturbate to that a lot.[/SIZE]

my god i have 38.15 gb left on my laptop and i only have a 93gb hard drive

[QUOTE=Janeway;13913735]I f[B]u[/B]cking love the cat on Red Dwarf.[/QUOTE]

[B]Everyone[/B] loves the cat.

i have no idea what red dwarf is... bîtch... haha i just discovered a new way around the filter

Lolz. My whole downloads folder is 53GB.


That's all just crap I've downloaded in the past 3 months. My personal folder is like 180GB.


Edit: You haven't noticed how everyone else is swearing?


F[B]u[/B]ck sh[B]i[/B]t c[B]o[/B]ck p[B]u[/B]ssy d[B]o[/B]cument v[B]a[/B]gina.


And Cat:
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_(Red_Dwarf[/url])

omg, i just ripped major a[I]s[/I]s...

just thought id share that with you.

I love ripping a[B]s[/B]s after eating eggs...

pfft...

i had meatballs.

i know exactly how people are swearing but i don't feel like going to the advanced thing or remembering the code and the font name to make one letter a different font... so i just add the little carat thing above one of the letters... lîke thîs... sêê? it's easier this way because i have a macbook so i just do option-i and it makes ˆ that thing... then i type a letter and it changes it... like i did before... so now i can say dirty things and not have it changed to **** or poope or omnibus

All you do is highlight the letter you want, and click the [B]B[/B] [I]I[/I] or [U]U[/U] depending on what you want.


I kind of like the shite and vagina and the document and the twat things...

porn = p[I]o[/I]rn

haha... the noise you make when you get your sexual organs trapped during a game of scrabble... i read the wikipedia thing about the show... also stop ruining my fun... i like putting the little carat thing on top of things

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


STAR TREK VOYAGER SCRIPTS!!!!!!!


Awesome!

If you just set the size to 2 in the middle of the word, you can say whatever the fu[SIZE="2"]ck you want without silly bold things.[/SIZE]

i use quick reply...

So do I.

eh, w/e, im just used to the f[I]u[/I]ckin italic

yea well i still like my awesome cool fûcking carats

Oh my god! I'm going to have an orgasm!



There are a[B]s[/B]sloads of Star Trek Voyager torrents on demonoid. Sound tracks, books...Jesus Christ.

torrents... demonoids.... orgasms...

?

Wow.