When I drink, it's either shots of B-52s or something Kaluah-based.

Yeah, I didn't go to bed yet afterall. My friend [the sick one] wanted me to take pictures when I told him I looked like a hooker.

So I decided to be an in-house hooker for the night.

Or at least the next coupla minutes.

I miss the "Lets see those faces" thread. I was such an e-whore.

Hah. Was. Who am I kidding.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/socially_unaccepted/DSC00962.jpg[/IMG]

This is the non-provocative picture.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/socially_unaccepted/DSC00958.jpg[/IMG]

And my brand new hooker shoes.

Your hooking it up

Just for tonight.

I'd make an awful hooker.

Hooker shoes are usually the long boots.
[IMG]http://www.bootedup.com/acatalog/Nadine_Small.jpg[/IMG]
That's what I think anyways.

Edit: Maybe lower. But maybe you get the idea.

[QUOTE=Sunshine]Just for tonight.

I'd make an awful hooker.[/QUOTE]

To quote cold play. "If you never try then you never know."
::shudders::

[QUOTE=derryk]Hooker shoes are usually the long boots.
[IMG]http://www.bootedup.com/acatalog/Nadine_Small.jpg[/IMG]
That's what I think anyways.

Edit: Maybe lower. But maybe you get the idea.[/QUOTE]

Hooker boots =/= hooker shoes.

Actually, most hooker boots/shoes are clear-heeled.

But still.

With those socks, it's come to a consensus by the college boys in Indiana that I do, in fact, look like a low-rate hooker.

And Steven, hookerin' is just one of those things you know without trying.

But seriously, I'll just talk to all y'all tomorrow. Or, technically, later today, seeing as it's past 12.

'Night.

Your nipples were hard.

I love titties and Faith+1.

I especially love Faith+1's titties.

Everyone calls me steven for some reason.

[QUOTE=Pespi]Your nipples were hard.

I love titties and Faith+1.

I especially love Faith+1's titties.[/QUOTE]

...so they were.

It's cold.

I'm going to go turn off the swamp cooler.

I wish it weren't so akward making sexual advances towards you. =/

[QUOTE=Pespi]Your nipples were hard.

I love titties and Faith+1.

I especially love Faith+1's titties.[/QUOTE]
Thanks?

I was trying to reply to Aaron's comment. =/

[QUOTE=Pespi]I wish it weren't so akward making sexual advances towards you. =/[/QUOTE]

Sorry.

If it helps any, my friend complains a lot that our OTHER mutual friend [who pokes me in the nipple in public, its weird] is getting "more sex with me than she'll ever have."

When I say I'm going to bed, what I really mean is, I'll go to bed sometime within the next 2 hours.

[QUOTE=Pespi]I was trying to reply to Aaron's comment. =/[/QUOTE]
No, no, you were complimenting my breasts. Trust me.

Alright, now I'm actually like.

Tired and crap.

So I'm actually seirously no-kidding-for-real going to bed this time.

'Night.

I didn't think you looked like a hooker.... in the first picture at least. You just looked like any old myspace whore, but then again, i spose that makes you a hooker....

unbanned:)

to get back to business, sunshine, how old are you?

you are a lot thinner and less fugly than i imagined you...

and yes, that is a compliment...

somehow :(

sup corker?

nm... just chilling with breakfast:

marmite toast
OJ
blackberry and apple crumble

damn...
spilt the OJ....

mm, marmite toast alright?

I hate women.

what happened?

Nothing i can be arsed explaining.

she got a bf?
she had a breast reduction?
sex change?
became a lesbian?

First one. Which she failed to actually mention. So i had to witness it first hand.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk-8OCSUHfU[/url]

What the christ?

[QUOTE=Drum Phil][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk-8OCSUHfU[/url]

What the christ?[/QUOTE]

My thoughts exactly.

[url]http://iifk.ytmnd.com/[/url]

I actually cried a little when I saw this one.

[url]http://khanspoiler.ytmnd.com/[/url]
Maybe this one will make more sense..

[QUOTE=Drum Phil][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk-8OCSUHfU[/url]

What the christ?[/QUOTE]
Ha, Apocalyptica is great. I'd never actually seen them before though; I didn't know they rocked out like that :p.

They do a really cool version of In the Hall of the Mountain King.

I always thought there were 4 cellists though...