so in 9th grade i tried to write this pretentious novel about this guy who is addicted to drugs and fast food and gives it all up in an attempt to impress a straight-edge, vegan hipster girl he falls in love with. it's an important historical document because it's the most intentionally over the top and stupidly gruesome novel written in the history of mankind

i found the manuscript and i'm about to light it on fire so no one can ever prove that i used to be a jesusfreak indie kid

cool story bro

lol i did that once in real life

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: who am I talking to
Stranger: THE KING OF LOBSTERS
You: awesome.
Stranger: i have a pet clam, his name is richard. he is my prisoner. would you like to pet him?
You: maybe another day.
You: what is it like to be the king of LOBSTERS
Stranger: well, obviously, i enjoy dominion over ALL LOBSTERS. so there's that.
Stranger: i get to wear SPECIAL UNDERWEAR that signifies that i am THE KING.
You: badass.
You: do you like cheetos?
Stranger: no, cheetos are IMPOSSIBLE under the water.
You: but of course
Stranger: do you like clams?
You: they're meh
Stranger: YOU INSIDIOUS BEAST
Stranger: once i conquer your domain, you too shall be my prisoner
Stranger: THE LOBSTER KING BECONS
You: so, lobster king, if that is real name
You: how do you have internet in the sea
Stranger: A SPECIAL MODEM translates the EBB and FLOW of WATER into INTERNET BYTES
You: that story seems to check out
You: so what is a typical day for you lobster king
You: besides going on omegle
Stranger: SO MANY QUESTIONS
Stranger: it is time for ME to ask YOU a QUESTIONS
You: not quite
Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
You: Chad
Stranger: WRONG ANSWER
Stranger: you have lost.
You: I see, please do not forsake me lobster king
You: I need to know you
You: need to understand your ways
Stranger: in time you will learn
Stranger: until then, you will lose
Stranger: it is now time for me to take my leave
You: no
You: dont go
Stranger: until we meet again! now, GOODBYE FOREVER.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

nvm, its well over a hundred pages so i'll do it during day time when it won't look weird for me to have a raging fire in my backyard

can you just mail it to me? im hungry

it's filth ridden, don't wanna corrupt you

i always wonder about the motives of people who go to omegle for reasons other than trolling ppl

[QUOTE]Stranger: 8=D<
You: is that a dick?
Stranger: no
Stranger: its a person with cocnuts on their head
You: lol
You: are you hawaiian or something
Stranger: lol nuh i was seeing if u had a dirty mind
Stranger: u didnt pass...
Stranger: :P
You: im kinda messed up yeah
Stranger: haha arent we all :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
this site is boring, not going back

its awesome

that Lobster king guy had me rollin'

I met two underage girls from the UK last night

[QUOTE]I met two underage girls from the UK last night[/QUOTE]lol

going to bed, "peacebone"

Haiku-Like
Imagination
Big bright buddha adjust
The station

I'm at this party
Gutty-what's moving to
The electric avenue

Let's engage in an
Ongoing conversation
Hopping from topic to topic
From the tropic of cancer to recess and bitches
Why i'm always bringing work home with me
More baby kittens
And sucker punches

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhuExBHFjhs&feature=fvw[/url]

she kind of annoys me

i have the sound turned down

yeah i'd def accept a bj from her

I love pigtails omg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw

ahem

the best

my massacra cd is stuck in the car :(

[QUOTE=Jaundice]going to bed, "peacebone"[/QUOTE]nvm

caustic christ is so elite

[url]http://4ravers.fm/[/url]

[url]http://www.plurlife.com/forum/general-discussion/[/url]

[url]http://www.ravelinks.com/forums/southern-california-raves-forum/[/url]

wow these forums are awful

how do you stay so on top of ridiculous **** on the internet, hazard?

I have never used an RSS feed in my life

I don't think i'm on top of it anymore then anybody else is really

im ontop of most of it, sadly

this site, last.fm and myspace are the only ridiculous **** on the internet i know about, so i think you have me beat

but last.fm is AWESOME!!!

and myspace is great for meeting chicks

Yeah, last.fm is sweeet.

Don't really use myspace for anything other than music though

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17474183]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw

ahem

the best[/QUOTE]

she is so unbelievably annoying

but i want her so

just took a very elite shower

i took a nice one too.

now i'm pretty bored.