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Anglachel 10-07-2009 10:35 PM

>without a 50% cotton tag on her dress

what

Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:36 PM

lol, i suppose it never occured to me that real clothes are made of cotton too

regardless, sooooo creepy :upset:

Bazarov 10-07-2009 10:37 PM

God I bet your pillow cases look horrible nowadays. Remind me to never spend the night at your house.

Anglachel 10-07-2009 10:38 PM

>guts and blood

were you going for fat, atrocious metalhead girls or what

Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:38 PM

um, no, all girls have guts and blood inside

Anglachel 10-07-2009 10:41 PM

but how many would actually like picturing that

AA-12 10-07-2009 10:44 PM

Pardon, please, the narrow
Confinement of your limbs;
Unfortunately, it's necessary
For your correction;
Shriek to your heart's
Content, if you wish;
I promise you pain and
Nightmares, in that sequence.

Permit me to introduce you to
"Tuesday"...
I favor her, this pretty blade
So tall and fine;
Hatred and violence are not
Our ways, but firm we are;
Squirming is useless, so is this
Colon, cry for me.

Svelte is implement,
Its gentle caress lets you Bleed;
its subtle curvature
Dancing, deeply slit your guts.

It's for your own good;
You need guidance, I provide;
What is your pleasure? This is
Mine; A welcome change!

Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:49 PM

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17559013]but how many would actually like picturing that[/QUOTE]

any girl that's worth ****ing with , really

how many girls would like picturing some one having sex with a pillow ?

Anglachel 10-07-2009 10:50 PM

more, but because thats funny and not in some creepy poem

Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:51 PM

um yeah it was, the whole poem was about how sick i was of ****ing a pillow

TimJim 10-07-2009 10:51 PM

pillows were great in middle school


i had a down pillow ahhhh

Anglachel 10-07-2009 10:52 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17559031]um yeah it was, the whole poem was about how sick i was of ****ing a pillow[/QUOTE]
oh **** i just clued in


thats hilarious

AA-12 10-07-2009 10:53 PM

i have to have a pillow to hug or else i cant sleep

Meatplow 10-07-2009 10:53 PM

the 50% cotton thing was a nice touch

we should have beauty contests on the inside of a girls body, it's much more deviant that way

Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:53 PM

[QUOTE]i have to have a pillow to hug or else i cant sleep[/QUOTE]same, i can't fall asleep without snuggling all up over my pillow and repeatedly calling it Betsy
[QUOTE]we should have beauty contests on the inside of a girls body, it's much more deviant that way[/QUOTE][I]I wanna know what your insides look like
I bet you're not so ****ing pretty on the inside[/I]

TimJim 10-07-2009 10:54 PM

[quote=AA-12;17559036]i have to have a pillow to hug or else i cant sleep[/quote]
i has a stuffed aminal for that :)

Meatplow 10-07-2009 10:55 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17559041][I]I wanna know what your insides look like
I bet you're not so ****ing pretty on the inside[/I][/QUOTE]

I think I made an unintentional reference to the dialogue from [i]Dead Ringers[/i]

Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:56 PM

I dont know anything about that, but what I posted in from a My Chemical Romance song

Meatplow 10-07-2009 10:58 PM

[i]stick a knife in her guts
stab stab stab
incision, bullet wound malnutrition
i f[size=2]uc[/size]ks pianos[/i]

Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:59 PM

ugh i need to start a post-punk band so bad

my lyricz are so deviant

Meatplow 10-07-2009 11:00 PM

repetitive basslines, out of tune lightly distorted guitars, pedestrian speed drumming, can't fail

Jaundice 10-07-2009 11:01 PM

What I have in mind is a bit darker than that

Male and female harmony vocals, 8-bit synth interludes, tribal drumming, etc

Meatplow 10-07-2009 11:01 PM

play it in minor key

TimJim 10-07-2009 11:02 PM

so i am working on an EP now


im calling it [I]Nokturnal Emmision


[/I]its gonna be so kvlt it slays

Meatplow 10-07-2009 11:03 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;17559069]so i am working on an EP now


im calling it [I]Nokturnal Emmision


[/I]its gonna be so kvlt it slays[/QUOTE]

did your steal Nokturnal off Nokturnal Mortum

also what sort of EP is it I didn't know you were a musician

TimJim 10-07-2009 11:05 PM

[quote=Meatplow;17559073]did your steal Nokturnal off Nokturnal Mortum

also what sort of EP is it I didn't know you were a musician[/quote]
well from that and Nyktalgia lol


im leaning towards black/ambient since thats easier for me than chords, and blasts and d-beats etc are no problem for me.

Jaundice 10-07-2009 11:05 PM

haz if you could get a sex change and move to new orleans we'll start a rock band

Meatplow 10-07-2009 11:07 PM

once I have breasts I will never stop pouring honey over them

Jaundice 10-07-2009 11:08 PM

wait never mind if we were in a band together we'd probably end up ****ing

gross

TimJim 10-07-2009 11:09 PM

you two creep me the **** out

Jaundice 10-07-2009 11:10 PM

whats so creepy about me not wanting to have sex with a transexual

AA-12 10-07-2009 11:11 PM

i would have sex with everyone on this page

Permanent Solution 10-07-2009 11:11 PM

I have an EP coming out soon =)

trannies are gross.

TimJim 10-07-2009 11:11 PM

well Haz has a history of being into weird pron/fetishes and you have a history of trying to be weird


so a full page of you two is so ****ing strange

Jaundice 10-07-2009 11:12 PM

any one here that's in a band can **** them self.

[QUOTE=timjim]well Haz has a history of being into weird pron/fetishes and you have a history of trying to be weird


so a full page of you two is so ****ing strange[/QUOTE]:lol:

Permanent Solution 10-07-2009 11:13 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17559092]any one here that's in a band can **** them self.
[/QUOTE]

it's ok i'm just in a pop punk band

Jaundice 10-07-2009 11:13 PM

you can still **** yourself.

Permanent Solution 10-07-2009 11:15 PM

how about i ban you for that dirty mouf

Jaundice 10-07-2009 11:16 PM

It won't really accomplish anything, I have an alt.

But in all honesty I'd prefer you didn't.

witchxrapist 10-07-2009 11:16 PM

i refuse

i refuse


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