copypasta from my fb

decided to go to Albertson's/Bank. Waited at the crosswalk for a car to pass. The faggot didn't stop for me, so I decided to look in the passenger seat - who do I see? MY EX WHO LIVES 30 MIN AWAY. Made eye contact for a split second - never seen a sadder look on another human being.

I'm confused

he said he was waiting for the car to pass
how does a car not stop for someone waiting for it to pass?

he = me dude

I saw my ex.

wait what

and if I understood why it was significant why would I care

k replace he with you and answer my question please

I waited because I don't assume cars are ever going to stop for me, espeically where I live - asian drivers everywhere

yeah ok

and the car didn't stop

[QUOTE=adb;18514863]copypasta from my fb

decided to go to Albertson's/Bank. Waited at the crosswalk for a car to pass. [B]The faggot didn't stop for me[/B], so I decided to look in the passenger seat - who do I see? MY EX WHO LIVES 30 MIN AWAY. Made eye contact for a split second - never seen a sadder look on another human being.[/QUOTE]

huh?

[I]so I decided to look in the passenger seat[/I]

gutsy call bro

I waited at the crosswalk for the car to pass because I assume they'll pass even though I have the right of way

He slows down for a second

I assume he's stopping

he speeds up instead

I look

I see my ex in the passenger seat

i wonder if he will let her do a photo shoot with some random guy

oh, k well you missed an important point, that he slowed down

now i understand

and k what's your point you saw your ex

idk man you guys would mention if you saw an ex in the most random fucking spot, just trying to make conversation

probably not, all my ex's are friends now so I see them pretty often

acquire girlfriends

still a virgin

/p13

I would probably just mention it instead of posting a convoluted fb status

[QUOTE=adb;18514890]acquire girlfriends

[B]still a virgin[/B]

/p13[/QUOTE]

[SIZE="7"]THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE WRONG[/SIZE]

z

lol, try harder

[QUOTE]I would probably just mention it instead of posting a convoluted fb status[/QUOTE]
cool bro, hows your homework coming along

I'm actually serious

we fucked a couple days ago

2/10 trolling everyone knows it's summer

[QUOTE=P13;18514896]I'm actually serious

we fucked a couple days ago[/QUOTE]

alright then

how awkward was it

surprisingly it wasn't awkward at all

inb4 adb says then it musn't have actually happened

[QUOTE=The Stig;18514902]Was walking to class last week and someone was walking. They didn't stop so looked near them and I saw MY EX WHO LIVES ACROSS CAMPUS. We made eye contact and I continued toward class[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I just can't imagine a girl having any attraction to you gorgon. Honestly, you're really fucking bland looking and have a 90's haircut

this coming from you huh?

what a disappointing beer

[QUOTE]this coming from you huh?[/QUOTE]

speaking of horrible haircuts

jason, everyone.

[QUOTE=adb;18514908]I just can't imagine a girl having any attraction to you gorgon. Honestly, you're really fucking bland looking and have a 90's haircut[/QUOTE]

lol

jason's haircut has personality

I love it


@stig
me

[QUOTE]i don't think you know what being vegan means if you're not eating meat and you're still a tub of lard
[/QUOTE]

poty tbh

my friend got beat up by 4 ******s and is gonna be getting surgery for his jaw tomorrow

what the fuck is going on this week

the hell?

[img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/186315_793728623_5542708_n.jpg[/img]

how is this greasy at all

your haircut makes me lol everytime tbh

[QUOTE=Deth;18514925]your haircut makes me lol everytime tbh[/QUOTE]

I concur

yea it's so horrible

yup

how do you even ask for that

I didn't, haven't had my haircut in months

two guys with actual horrendous haircuts and one balding guy ripping on my hair

so lol

u mad i'm gonna have hair when I'm 30 paul

u jelly

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4En5Y.jpg[/IMG]

Also, hair transplants exist.

I like how you're insulting paul and I because you're upset that youre life isn't as good as ours