i dont think theres much room for self-fulfilling prophecy when your heads full of "where is my breakfast?" right after you ate it

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17784371]Brilliant!

EDIT @ Alex: Yeah I think almost every white kid nowadays has a Lil Wayne line that totes sums up their lives.[/QUOTE]

thx very nice of you to say so

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17784373]i dont think theres much room for self-fulfilling prophecy when your heads full of "where is my breakfast?" right after you ate it[/QUOTE]

it's in your tummy silly

Alrite bros, gonna go sell fake shrooms to a kid so I can go buy heroin. LATER.

[QUOTE=Ralphie Rivera;17784376]it's in your tummy silly[/QUOTE]
yeah but im old and stupid and dont realize that

sell him a big 'ol portobello

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17784363]i don't plan on dying any time soon but i have no interest whatsoever in living to be elderly[/QUOTE]

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I hope I don't pass the 50. It's all downhill once you're an adult.

I don't understand how people can eat portobello mushroom. It makes me want to puke just thinking about them.

i plan on living to a ripe old age

my familys pretty long-lived

As a real truther and a person against the secret societies and government, I bet most of these people spamming **** YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! Are liberal or believe in the system somehow. They just think they're super fans! fools...

Mushrooms are delicious


and some of you need to stop being so gloomy.

have you ever had morel mushrooms? they are kinda rare/expensive but they grow in the woods around my house

fry those suckers up with some butter and eat 'em off of ur ladiez tummy

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17784390]Mushrooms are delicious


and some of you need to stop being so gloomy.[/QUOTE]

this

mushrooms suck tho

my brother and i have a pretty elaborate death pact planned out when i turn 100 so i'm looking forward to that assuming i don't forget it/die beforehand

lol at Mr. Ron telling people to stop being gloomy

there ain't nothing in my head but sunshine.

crack it open on a rainy day
bring the world those beautiful rays

[quote=Jaundice;17784399]lol at Mr. Ron telling people to stop being gloomy

there ain't nothing in my head but sunshine.[/quote]
What? I'm a upbeat sort of dude


when I'm not hopelessly wallowing in the ethereal abyss of vintyrhell, that is.

if i live to be old but still have my faculties that'll be cool but if i die before that it doesn't matter cause i'll be dead and won't know either way so i'll just take life as it comes

take the wieners as they cum

[QUOTE=iarescientists;17784405]if i live to be old but still have my faculties that'll be cool but if i die before that it doesn't matter cause i'll be dead and won't know either way so i'll just take life as it comes[/QUOTE]
this
i dont plan on dying at a certain age but why ensure i live to a point where ill follow the path ive seen all my elderly relatives go

****ing crazy in an old dudes home

[url]http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/27/nyregion/27mineo.html[/url]

****ing sickening

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17784343]idk life is pretty awesome[/QUOTE]

Indeed, complaining constantly about shitty parts of life just makes things worse gotta focus on the good stuff.

And I think being old will have its benefits, like you can say whatever you want and get away with it, be lazy and stuff, plus I wanna be that cool old guy who gives his grandchildren money and is still active like my grandfather.

i saw something about the word sodomy and immediately closed the window.

guy got sodomized by new york police officers

[QUOTE=Angmar;17784433]Indeed, complaining constantly about poopty parts of life just makes things worse gotta focus on the good stuff.

And I think being old will have its benefits, like you can say whatever you want and get away with it, be lazy and stuff, plus I wanna be that cool old guy who gives his grandchildren money and is still active like my grandfather.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0L5jpclvgI&feature=related[/url]

exactly

****in police i hate them

On a serious note it actually makes me really sad when I hear about people getting sodomized .

I remember this one time I read a news story where this group of teenagers beat up a little kid and poured drain cleaner in both his eyes while forcing his mom to suck him off

i pretty much died on the inside.

fuk da popo

lief gets wors da odler u uget