[SIZE=7]I'M NOT FAT[/SIZE]



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look at robin here trying to save batman from certain doom

except it's weird because he [b]has a batman avatar[/b] what a gangsta

im not fat but i been pretty lazy lately so we'll se where the wind takes me

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18514753]im not fat but i been pretty lazy lately so we'll se where the wind takes me[/QUOTE]

don't get fat like mappy bro or the wind won't be able to take you anywhere

[QUOTE=Iscariot;18514752]look at robin here trying to save batman from certain doom

except it's weird because he [b]has a batman avatar[/b] what a gangsta[/QUOTE]

how do i even respond to trolling this good

you don't you just cry bitch

[QUOTE=Iscariot;18514748]i think you mostly imagined any butthurt feelings on my part since i was pretty straight up with the fact that i'm not fat but you seem to have this kindergarten obsession with latching onto poorly manufactured insults[/quote]
yo, bro, i'm not latching onto anything, im just pointing out the facts that you've been extremely butthurt since chad and i said that shit

seriously chill

[quote]besides you were infinitely more upset when i posted harsh criticisms of your crappy poems i think you actually tried to get me banned was pretty funny[/quote]
if by "infinitely more upset" you mean i told you that an insult isn't constructive criticism, and told you that your trolling sucks and got your posts deleted, then sure

i mean, you can keep pretending that getting made fun of repeatedly for being a complete loser is other people getting offended, it might make you look cool on a forum


[quote]however you gotta validate it[/quote]
i dont think you know what validating means

telling you that you're wrong and pointing out fashion trends is not validation



[quote]how is a fat vegan not a meme from god himself i mean srsly[/quote]
there's a lot of fat vegans, you're just really dumb/ignorant/and obviously really hanging on to me gaining weight when i injured my back (weight i've since lost)

[I]because you're still butthurt about chad and i making fun of you years ago, when you were fat[/I]



[quote]i didn't use those words but that's a nice slip of admission[/quote]
AHAHAHA DUDE HOILY SHIT UR SO FUCKING CLEVER HOW DID U TURN THAT AROUND ON ME??!??!?!?!



[quote]grasp grasp grasp*[/quote]
yeah dude

you're not extremely obvious

hey jared remember when your excuse for being fat was that you shattered your ankle in boot camp

and then all of a sudden you "never posted" pictures where you were fat

and then claimed that the whole ankle thing never happened?

and you started making fun of other people for being fat really aggressively

and basically laughing to yourself when everyone else face palms?

or remember how people made fun of your family's hovel and then 2 years later you claimed that was "trolling"?

or remember how the military "unfairly discharged you"?

im gettin hungry what should i eat

you were cooler when you'd make jokes about getting canes with flame decals on them

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18514760]yo, bro, i'm not latching onto anything, im just pointing out the facts that you've been extremely butthurt since chad and i said that shit

seriously chill[/quote]

i like how you keep saying 'chad and i' like you had some concerted team effort to break an internet person

but i'm the loser

[quote]if by "infinitely more upset" you mean i told you that an insult isn't constructive criticism, and told you that your trolling sucks and got your posts deleted, then sure[/quote]

yeah that was totally all that happened you didn't make like 15 posts trying to rally the troops against me in defense of your crappy writing and then run off to the mods whinging about how mean i was you were totally mellow and not at all upset

:lol: are you psychotic

[quote]i mean, you can keep pretending that getting made fun of repeatedly for being a complete loser is other people getting offended, it might make you look cool on a forum[/quote]

idk i'm definitely not trying to look cool here i'm being the biggest ass i can possibly be you're the one eating it up and talking about how many people don't like me on the internet as if it would even matter if it were true pretty sure you're the one treating mx like a popularity contest tubbs

[quote]i dont think you know what validating means[/quote]

i don't think you know what being vegan means if you're not eating meat and you're still a tub of lard

[quote]telling you that you're wrong and pointing out fashion trends is not validation[/quote]

oh no not at all

[quote]there's a lot of fat vegans, you're just really dumb/ignorant/and obviously really hanging on to me gaining weight when i injured my back (weight i've since lost)[/quote]

like who

and those that are, are pretty bad at being vegan it's supposed to be healthier js

and injured your back huh didn't you tell me you broke your foot you seem to get hurt a lot probs because there's so much stress on your joints

[quote][I]because you're still butthurt about chad and i making fun of you years ago, when you were fat[/I][/quote]

except i wasn't fat

i have a round face and only posted pictures of my face so you apparently decided i was fat i found the whole thing very funny really


[quote]AHAHAHA DUDE HOILY SHIT UR SO FUCKING CLEVER HOW DID U TURN THAT AROUND ON ME??!??!?!?![/quote]

so mad

[quote]blah blah blah[/QUOTE]

tired of breaking this down stop whinging already

should i watch pineapple express; chinatown; paris, texas; the secret of kells; bronson; or the cell

bronson

[QUOTE=Iscariot;18514773]i like how you keep saying 'chad and i' like you had some concerted team effort to break an internet person

but i'm the loser[/quote]
no im just pointing out the history of our quarrel

[quote]yeah that was totally all that happened you didn't make like 15 posts trying to rally the troops against me in defense of your crappy writing and then run off to the mods whinging about how mean i was you were totally mellow and not at all upset

:lol: are you psychotic[/quote]

yes, i'm psychotic for trying to keep horrible trolling out of the only good section of this forum



[quote]idk i'm definitely not trying to look cool here i'm being the biggest ass i can possibly be you're the one eating it up and talking about how many people don't like me on the internet as if it would even matter if it were true pretty sure you're the one treating mx like a popularity contest tubbs[/quote]
butthurt



[quote]i don't think you know what being vegan means if you're not eating meat and you're still a tub of lard
[/quote]
this doesn't make sense





[quote]like who[/quote]
a lot of animal rights activists and kids in the local vegan scene

[quote]and those that are, are pretty bad at being vegan it's supposed to be healthier js[/quote]
no, veganism isn't "supposed to be healthier" than omnivorous diets

it's actually considered "unhealthy" by a lot of idiots

and even so there's more to health than weight



[quote]except i wasn't fat

i have a round face and only posted pictures of my face so you apparently decided i was fat i found the whole thing very funny really[/quote]
no, i'm talking about full body pics of you with the cane, when you had the huge gut

i mean you can keep pretending the past never happened for yourself, and then pretend the past is the present when you want to insult others

but well... that's just kind of weird man lol




[quote]tired of breaking this down stop whinging already[/QUOTE]
oh so mentioning how many bawwwww posts there were where you blamed everything that ever went wrong for you on something/somebody else is now "whinging"?

i mean i can tell you're not mad because you can't even spell whining properly right now, but come on....

i posted pictures of myself with a cane? checking my photobucket and not seeing any such pictures and i never clean this thing out were you eating shrooms when you saw this picture

denial, [I]how cute[/I]

the funny part is that i'm not the only person who remembers these pics

not denial genuine confusion i didn't post pictures of myself with a cane

i've posted pictures of myself decked out like a total redneck with my shotgun, i've posted pictures of myself half naked in provocative positions, and other generally shameful and entertaining pictures that i won't deny having posted

but i do not remember a picture of me with a cane like at all

yeah, you've been denying the existence of pics from when you were fat for quite a while now

no really hold on i'm taking a picture of the only cane i own so you can tell me if it's the one from this picture i have no recollection of

IDK what taking this pic will prove, other than the fact that ur mad, but go ahead sweety.

jesus fucking christ shut the fuck up both of you

nobody cares ugh

But it's really funny to me how much this dude cares man.

is this the cane in question

[IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/4gy92.jpg[/IMG]

fuck yeah that cane is sick

im fairly certain if neither of you cared, you wouldnt try defending yourselves from each others accusations

maybe jus make out or smth i dunno i dont care

i've had that one for like five years so idk if it's not the one from the picture then i'm pretty sure the picture doesn't exist

fucking gimp :lol:

not a gimp i haven't used a cane in a few years now since i strengthened my ankle back up

good to hear bro

long term injuries are garbage and shit

my shoulder's still pretty fucked up from when i crashed into a pile of rocks a few years ago, it's so brutal

iscariot who are you and why are you posting in this thread

yo mappy, my band have our 2nd show 2morrow. Free beer, free entry into a club round the corner afterwards and each getting paid £10 each for our band fund. Playing with two other pretty big local bands.

stoked.

sounds like a party son

I can't wait, main promoters in my town who get big name acts to come and play will be in attendance also, we got asked to come and play because of the buzz off our first show.

i fell on a big rock today. got a bruised elbow :[

did catch some fish though so whatvr

synth line in golden is so good

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18514814]I can't wait, main promoters in my town who get big name acts to come and play will be in attendance also, we got asked to come and play because of the buzz off our first show.[/QUOTE]

solid

my band's doing our first show with our new drummer on the 28th

im stoooooooked

i just hope my throat is better by then (it totes will be)

but even regardless, its my throat that hurts, not my voice, my vocals are completely fine

went fishing for these

[IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/154298_157651730945027_100001006026343_268955_7267934_n.jpg[/IMG]

caught 2 chubs instead. they're ugly as shit so i killed both of them.

I just skrammed along with Non-Objective Portrait Of Karma.

Goddamn my vox rule. :cool:

the dots ont he fish are kewl