Begin things with "If you don't read this, I will cut your balls off."

Then it may be worthwhile to read, at least for 50% of the population.

well,
hmm.
im bored
write something else for my entertainment

I think you have a future in erotic literature.

tell me you werent turned on by that

awkward....

you are a sick man porkupine

I demand hot Porkupine On Josiah action.

Yeah. Erotic fiction.

I can see it now.

[I]The luminous blur irradiating from deep within the rafters glinted off the lustrious metal of the pole and illuminated the two glorious slabs of man-a[B]s[/B]s so alluringly positioned infront of me. Unconciously my hand moved over the growing hump in my jean clad crotch as he shimmied and flexed, the sinuous muscle glinting and glimmering in the smoke hazed air. He turned around and bucked towards my face, his glorious package so horribly constricted in the crude elastic of his leopard print banana hammock. I wanted to cry out at this horrible injustice. My rock hard c[B]o[/B]ck twitched beneath my hand and it took all the strength I could muster not to reach up and free that gorgeous man of his polyester prison.
But by god I stayed strong. I wanted to dance. The music was fantabulous.

I wanted to hop up on that stage with him and get my man groove on, and take my clothes off and slide inbetween those sandy cheeks, feel the groove and grunt and groan in his granular sausage chamber.

I wanted to bend him over and paradiddle his head. I wanted him to tune my drum and tighten my tension rods. My spines bristled at the thought of his heavenly name. His name, so close to Jesus. It rolled off my tongue like the slick spunk of an under age boy.

[B]Josiah.[/B]

I shuddered as I involuntarily came.

Girlfriend, I needed him bad.
[/I]

haha
fantabulous


maybe next time post some a) heterosexual erotic fiction or b) lesbian erotic fiction
we've covered the gay one already

now, you have the vocabulary to become a writer. ie, first sentence was great, but you gotta know when to not use certain words, like man-as[I]s[/I] completely slaughtered that sentence.

Please.


Any and all p[B]o[/B]rn involving Josiah transcend such petty divisions. Straight or gay, nobody can resist the delicious sex that is Josiah.



Man-a[B]s[/B]s made that sentence...

There is no other word to use.

completely ruined the flow.

Bull.



I wrote it for Porkupine.


Or rather, I edited it for him. And he's too much of a douche to even read it. =/

hmph...

my friend just road his bike to my house (1130 pm) having a nervous breakdown, because he smoked too much pot, and his girlfriends threatnign to break up with him..

Haha... You should totally **** with his head :p

no man, you shoulda seen him, he was like crying and ****.

you would have to be a cruel man to **** with someone in his condition..

wow... man-as[FONT="Book Antiqua"]s[/FONT]... genious... disturbing... but genious... also to the guy who smoked to much pot... KICK THE HABIT!!!

im trying to help him quit... but i have no clue how..

also cigarettes... anyone know a good way to quit..?

**** double post. My bad.

[QUOTE=LedZeppelin1307;13900581]no man, you shoulda seen him, he was like crying and ****.

you would have to be a cruel man to **** with someone in his condition..[/QUOTE]

Not cruel, but kind.

He clearly put himself in that position, so the more you **** with his head, the more he won't want to ever be in that position again.

well, if he was just plain stoned out-a-his-mind id prob do it, but the girlfriend thing was what made him go into a breakdown, so he was just to ceceptable. (?)

look if his girlfriend is going to leave him over it then he needs to decide what's more important... and if he's really that freaked out about it then he obviously doesn't want to break up with her... so tell him to just stop or else break up with his girlfriend... whichever one he decides it's his choice but if he really wants to stay with her he'll quit... trust me i was in this position one time when i was young and stupid... it helps to have a reason

Susceptible.

Is he over exaggerating the girlfriend thing? Because if he is, **** with his head.

If he isn't over exaggerating and it's serious, don't **** with his head :p

serious.

Alright I s'pose you shouldn't **** with his head then.

Although it would be pretty fun.

Wait. How old are the two of them?

16

but its been like a 2 year thing, so its been a long time.

Seriously man, prog is so hard to find on the internet's these days. I have hard times finding things like Spocks beard.

what do you guys think of:
Pearl Session Custom SMX (100% maple shells)
22x18 virgin bass
10x8 w/ optimount
12x9 w/ optimount
16x16f
14x5.5 snare

adding on another 14x14f when i get the chance

without adding on the floortom, i would pay about $1150 USD
i have 795, and will receive 200 very soon
plus i work friday and will probably make somewhere around 30$, so im over a thousand. it is feasible, but it would clear my savings

my rep is -43..... gettin' there......

are you gunna sell the blackhawk dave?

probably not
i wouldnt mind having a **** kit to convert to elctric by way of mesh heads, triggers, and a module later on

sounds even more complicated and expensive than getting an electric set itself?

actually, not really. mesh head plus redshot trigger = $20 or so. Roland V-drum? $200.

interesting..

rep+

edit: to chip

thank you chipster
plus i like a project
the only reason i have refinished my drums and such is time
and i dont really care baout how this set looks
so ehh

i saw a used session custom at my GC today.
pretty much everything i wanted
except for all the dings, scratches, scrapes, chips, etc. that were on every drum
guy said he'd let me buy it for 600, i said no
plus its black
i dont want another black set

its come to my attention that a new team of off-topicers have come across mx.

It used to be Lime, Sunshine and MatthewMeredith wreaking all the off-topic havok.


Now its LedZeppelin 1307, the_pure_drummer and porkupine. i think theres someone else im forgetting but whateva


gg guys keep up the fight

Guys, i have an announcement to make.



[b][size=14]MY REP IS +8!!![/b][/size]

who the hell gave you rep and why?

[QUOTE=Chippy569;13900930]actually, not really. mesh head plus redshot trigger = $20 or so. Roland V-drum? $200.[/QUOTE]

yea but you still have to buy the module to plug all the triggers into don't you?

edit: congrats to chippy for finally having +anything rep