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Jezen 12-27-2006 02:03 PM

Actually i'm bored of CS already. I'm posting here from my laptop whilst watching Extreme Drumming DVD by Macro Mini-Man (Marco Minneman) on my main comp.

Seafroggys 12-27-2006 02:08 PM

we got 4 computers on a LAN in our house, plus two other computers as well (our first PC and an old Mac my friend gave me).

I've had LAN parties with up to 6-7 participants before, they can be fun as hell.

maniac0796 12-27-2006 02:25 PM

I have my computer, my dads, my sisters, my mums, and one of my older ones to play with. All have wireless and wired cabapillitys.

My favorite games to play online are medal of honour spearhead and half life 2.

the_pure_drummer 12-27-2006 02:31 PM

I have a nice laptop. :) Lots of memory and good for school work!

maniac0796 12-27-2006 02:38 PM

I have a nice computer, good for playing games, doing school work, browsing MX and other sites...., MSN'ing it up, doing design work, doing music work, doing anything.

Guess what. The reason i can do all this is because it runs windows XP.

oliv_da_skinmasher 12-27-2006 02:40 PM

sup guys

trysthedrummer 12-27-2006 02:41 PM

I got bored of css. Now I play rainbow six vegas online :cool:

raz0r 12-27-2006 02:42 PM

Back from visiting family.

Sup hold?

oliv_da_skinmasher 12-27-2006 02:42 PM

I'm watchin the devils rejects.

trysthedrummer 12-27-2006 02:46 PM

I was watchin summit on c4 with jimmy carr

oliv_da_skinmasher 12-27-2006 02:48 PM

jimmy carr's a f[U]u[/U]ckin idiot

maniac0796 12-27-2006 03:02 PM

I hate jimmy carr....

I might watch sin city...

Vannaroth 12-27-2006 03:03 PM

Jimmy Carr is the least funny comedian on Earth. God I hate him.

maniac0796 12-27-2006 03:08 PM

Jeremy clarkson's funnier than jimmy car, and mr clarkson has to be one of the biggest cynnics on TV

Janeway 12-27-2006 04:27 PM

I'm reading a story.


WWIII happens. Not actually a war, more of a singular event, but the whole world is nuked. A guy named Dean survives it by wearing a suit made of cockroaches.

It's neat.

Win A Rabbit 12-27-2006 04:57 PM

[QUOTE=Janeway;13899118]I'm reading a story.


WWIII happens. Not actually a war, more of a singular event, but the whole world is nuked. A guy named Dean survives it by wearing a suit made of cockroaches.

It's neat.[/QUOTE]
:lol: That's actually quite clever. After all the "the only thing that will survive will be c[size=2]o[/size]ckroaches" jokes (can you even call them jokes?) I've heard, I never thought of someone wearing a suit of cockroaches and surviving.

drummerdave 12-27-2006 05:23 PM

im confused
will birch have more low end than maple?
or is it the other way around?

ludvista29 12-27-2006 05:52 PM

I think its the other way around, especially 4 ply with re rings? Dont quote me on this...

drummerdave 12-27-2006 05:56 PM

well f[B]u[/B]ck
anyone else know?

Little Android Man 12-27-2006 06:02 PM

no clue, soz.

wesm9787 12-27-2006 06:06 PM

birch has more attack, maple has more warmth... so i'm gonna say the maple would... but i could be wrong

Little Android Man 12-27-2006 06:14 PM

thats one of the shortest posts ive ever seen you give wes.
haha

Janeway 12-27-2006 07:24 PM

[QUOTE=oliv_da_skinmasher;13898317]I'm watchin the devils rejects.[/QUOTE]

That movie sucked.


Not scary at all.



Edit: So...I wrote another half to this post. And it wasn't a very good thing to write. It was vulgar. Beyond vulgar. Terrible. So here it is.

[SIZE="1"]Scary is a 400Ib. man with a five o'clock shadow wearing the skin of a 90Ib woman with his c[B]o[/B]ck, which has a 12 inch spinning drill bit coming out of it, sticking through her saggy twat lips with two suffocated fetuses wearing diapers made out of moldy twinkie residue dangling from from her nipples and singing CopaCabana, whose exposed bits of skin are puckered and cracked and covered in boils. He's kneeling over a 14 year old girl, whose legs are suspended in the air by neon blue chains and is vomiting through a ball gag, while a 55 year old man with down syndrome furiously wanks in the corner while senslessly cooing and blowing spit bubbles, occasionally stoping the assault on his tiny member to clap and giggle at the girl who is now being forcefully f[B]u[/B]cked in the eye by the 400Ib man's c[B]o[/B]ck that's ripping through the dismembered v[B]a[/B]gina of the 90Ib woman's skin.
The fat man grabs the man with downs syndrome and spanks him, and then he pisses all over him before grabbing a rusty saw and cutting off his left leg. The retard doesn't cry though, 'cause he's a masochist. He giggles and coos all while it's happening, and after the 400Ib man leaves him, he claps and wanks some more while the fat man starts to f[B]u[/B]ck the girl's throat with the other guys leg.

When he gets tired of that, he sets the girl flat on a table and the 55 year old man with down syndrome puts on a civil war stripper costume, and they amputate her arms and legs civil war style. They put tourniquets all over her body, and then they draw apart the flesh and muscle while she's concious, and they saw away the bone, but they don't close the wound, or even remove the other half of the limb. They just leave her partially dismembered, and she's freaking the f[B]u[/B]ck out and choking on her puke and flailing around and sh[B]i[/B]t.
Then the 55 year old man rips her ball gag out and starts to kiss her and sh[B]i[/B]t, and then he bites her tongue. It doesn't come off all the way, though. He has to f[B]u[/B]cking bite and rip at her tongue out with his teeth for like 5 minutes, and while he's doing this the fat man puts a birthday hat on and starts to tickle her feet with a comical feather duster while giggling and chanting, "Mamma's little baby likes her feetsies tickled, num num num" and she's pissing all over, and puking and bleeding into the 55 year old man's mouth.
Then she bleeds to death, and then they both defecate in her body and wrap it up in bright pink wrapping paper. Then they give it to chubby little negro orphans, who promptly cheer and eat it.[/SIZE]

lmldrummer 12-27-2006 07:45 PM

oh gawd

oh fukcin gawd

i was thinkin of my uncle that whole time, he has down syndrome

Janeway 12-27-2006 07:47 PM

You read it?

I put it in small font so you didn't have to. I figure 90% of people read the first 5 words of my posts and quit, too.



I can't believe you read it.

lmldrummer 12-27-2006 07:48 PM

i read the first sentence

then i didn't want to

but i couldn't stop =/

i actually read most of your posts

Little Android Man 12-27-2006 07:49 PM

Janeway, from reading that, definately look into Hogg...

i seriously do think you will enjoy it.

Janeway 12-27-2006 07:50 PM

Wow. That almost deserves rep.




Almost.



But I guess I'll give it to you because you thought about your uncle doing...that.


Edit: I don't want to read Hogg because I won't sleep for weeks. =/

wesm9787 12-27-2006 07:50 PM

wow... i feel slightly ill now... actually very ill... to the toilet!

lmldrummer 12-27-2006 07:51 PM

my pen0r hurt after reading it


i hate things like that

drummerdave 12-27-2006 07:59 PM

am i the only one who wasnt disgusted by it?
it hought it was completely overdone and mildly amusing because of how stupidly exaggerated everything is

Little Android Man 12-27-2006 07:59 PM

[QUOTE=Janeway;13899955]Edit: I don't want to read Hogg because I won't sleep for weeks. =/[/QUOTE]

fair enough, it does that to a lot of people.

Janeway 12-27-2006 08:01 PM

That's how I felt about it too.


It didn't affect me in the slightest, and it did seem corny when I finished it. =/

drummerdave 12-27-2006 08:02 PM

it was worth a read though
i was bored
you ever thought about writing?
maybe something less graphic, but writing nonetheless?

TheBigMachine 12-27-2006 08:06 PM

That thing she posted before on another forum is cool.

Little Android Man 12-27-2006 08:07 PM

if you are thinking of writing, work on some basic flow skills more..

i mean im not sure if you really write like this or if its just because its a forum post, but you should stay away from
"She was freaking out like f[I]u[/I]ck."
and
"..flailing around and sh[I]i[/I]t."

Loser 12-27-2006 08:08 PM

I'd say that's more messed up than scary. Scary's like "OMG GHOST!" to me anyway.

TheBigMachine 12-27-2006 08:09 PM

"But he didnt cry cause he was a masochist."

That made me laughl

Janeway 12-27-2006 08:10 PM

Yeah. I'd really like to do it, but I can't.

Everything I write ends up being lackluster and average. It's like, I don't know how to make the words fit together and flow in a way that makes it worthwhile to read.

Like, I mean flow with vocabulary.

Edit: Lolz. I typed like that because it was a post.

I would never actually write, "and she was flailing around and sh[B]i[/B]t" in a story.

Little Android Man 12-27-2006 08:11 PM

"his co[I]c[/I]k, which has a 12 inch spinning drill bit coming out of it"

thats what made me laugh.


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