why didn't u make a move on her alex

[QUOTE=Bulldog;17873309]did you know dolphins could change their gender?[/QUOTE]

want to make a joke about timjim having a vagina but i got nothin

I thought about it but it was the first time i ever hung out with her so i just decided to play it cool and get to know her a bit


[QUOTE]
did you know dolphins could change their gender?[/QUOTE]Clown anemonefish do it too. And so does Genesis P-Orridge.

[QUOTE=Bulldog;17873309]did you know dolphins could change their gender?[/QUOTE]

Impressive.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17873321]I thought about it but it was the first time i ever hung out with her so i just decided to play it cool and get to know her a bit


Clown anemonefish do it too. And so does [b]Genesis P-Orridge[/b].[/QUOTE]

looool

lol

I can't believe my gf had never heard of the terms "cockblock" or "friendzone" until today

maybe she just knew it as cockbrock

[QUOTE=illmitch;17873332]maybe she just knew it as cockbrock[/QUOTE]

lol


speaking of Genesis she listens to Throbbing Gristle :cool:

she told me guys keep getting annoyed/mad at her when she says she has a bf (me) now

I'm like

cause guys don't like getting friendzoned by qt's

plus they're mexican so that explains their hotheadedness

[QUOTE=adb;17873331]
I can't believe my gf had never heard of the term "friendzone" until today[/QUOTE]

this is good news for you

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17873341]this is good news for you[/QUOTE]

that doesn't make any sense

when did adb get a girlfriend

two weeks ago to this day

well bc you got friendzoned hardcore by that one chick so i was saying that its good she doesnt know what it is so she cant do it to you

it was in poor taste i apologize

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17873338]lol


speaking of Genesis she listens to Throbbing Gristle :cool:[/QUOTE]

when youre having sex scream WE NEED SOME DISCIPLINE IN HERE pull out and put it in her butt

is it with that azn chick from a long time ago or a different one?

hey adb whenever you guys bang, do her from behind and then pull out right before you finish and spit on her back so she thinks youre done and turns around and then bam get her right in the face

im sorry that was in poor taste too i apologize

different one

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17873353]hey adb whenever you guys bang, do her from behind and then pull out right before you finish and spit on her back so she thinks youre done and turns around and then bam get her right in the face

im sorry that was in poor taste too i apologize[/QUOTE]

I know what a houdini is anthoneezy

haha good my personal favorite just a little bit better than the angry dragon

[QUOTE=illmitch;17873350]when youre having sex scream WE NEED SOME DISCIPLINE IN HERE pull out and put it in her butt[/QUOTE]I hope that's not a lyrical reference of some sort because I don't recognize it

actually it felt kind of funny having her in my house laughing and talking about stuff, i'm used to seeing her at school and just staring at her and hoping she won't notice i'm around

you know i kid adb we cool we bros im glad you finally got yourself some tang. you really should hit her with a houdini or angry dragon though she will fall in love with you.

angry dragon?

yeah after you bust a nut into her mouth you can either smack her in the back of the head or karate chop her in the throat to make your load come out her nose. and then behold the angry dragon.

hmm it seems like something that would only work like 1/10 times

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17873357]I hope that's not a lyrical reference of some sort because I don't recognize it

actually it felt kind of funny having her in my house laughing and talking about stuff, i'm used to seeing her at school and just staring at her and hoping she won't notice i'm around[/QUOTE]

are you ****ing serious? thats from their most famous album

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8klW9trVTQ[/url]

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17873373]hmm it seems like something that would only work like 1/10 times[/QUOTE]

never actually tried the dragon i fear what the actual results would be

i can personally vouch for the awesomeness of the houdini though

[QUOTE=illmitch;17873379]are you ****ing serious? thats from their most famous album

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8klW9trVTQ[/url][/QUOTE]

what , 20 jazz funk greats?

I only have the second and third annual reports

[QUOTE=adb;17873347]two weeks ago to this day[/QUOTE]

happy anniversary baybay

20 Jazz Funk Greats rules alex

made an awesome ravioli with calabrese sauce, salami and ham

yeah this is brilliant

jesus, P-Orridge's antics in this video are like exactly the way i would act playing a show

[QUOTE=illmitch;17873350]when youre having sex scream WE NEED SOME DISCIPLINE IN HERE pull out and put it in her butt[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Approximately three full seconds of laughing.

its not really funny if you dont know the throbbing gristle song

which is why i quoted him talking about throbbing gristle

[QUOTE=illmitch;17873398]its not really funny if you dont know the throbbing gristle song

which is why i quoted him talking about throbbing gristle[/QUOTE]

Shutup, I'm having fun.

lol yeah didnt you just hear the phrase "industrial music" for the first time like yesterday

What's up with the gay thread title?

dude if you don't respect slipknot get the ****

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17873400]lol yeah didnt you just hear the phrase "industrial music" for the first time like yesterday[/QUOTE]

Nope. Have a friend who goes to my school. Pretty funny dude. He's a highly musical person, and seeing as funny and music go together at sputnik, I recommended he should join. But he said that he liked industrial and gave up to some excuse as to why he shouldnt join because of it.

idk coke likes it

personally I want to change it to something bulldog related :p

[quote=meatplow;17873407]idk coke likes it

personally i want to change it to something bulldog related :p[/quote]

:lol:

yay me

Shut up Jaundice.


I've heard stupid mallcore kids use the phrase before, but who the **** refers to themselves as 555?