i was reading the Manchester Evening news in town today. And the main headline was about a doctor who comited sucicide, becuase he thaught he let an ederly patient down or something.

Weird.

If you do become a doctor :) please at least be helpful when people come to your appoinments.

Of course.

But I probably wouldnt become a GP doctor so ..

oic.

[QUOTE]During my graduation, i successfully masturbated and ejaculated in my robe.[/QUOTE]:lol::lol:

ohdeary!

You know you have an odd taste in music when you find the Berzerker far too slow :(

Guys, I need comforting.


So Natalie came over and dad walked into my bedroom (the door was shut but he swears it wasn't) as she was gving me head.

Worst thing was he just stood there and was like 'oh, I made you a cup of tea, errr, whre should I put it, eerrrr. Natalie do you want to stay for tea, it's no bother'


I feel like throwing up. Also my balls ache because we were interupted.

Man, that's pretty smooth.


Either way its pretty chill, sounds like the worst that will happen will be like, 5 seconds of awkwardness next time you seem him.

I just went and had a chat with him.

We's all cool: 'At least you're not gay'

Preti chill.

You always get walked in on!! :p

({)

Sounds like fun :-/

Im well bored, i dunno if to play dead rising now, or watch hollyoaks. I dunno.

hollyoaks is gay, go kill zombies

:lol: at AG
it's happened to me many a time before, mum dad sister, they all pick great times to walk into my room :-/

[QUOTE=Untitled]Sounds like fun :-/[/QUOTE]


It was good, she was awesome. (Not bad for the first time she's been to my house ;))


Arrrrgh, my balls.


It's her fault anyways, I told her to shut the door and she didn't properly.


I'm watching Hollyoaks.

[QUOTE=AG]It was good, she was awesome. (Not bad for the first time she's been to my house ;))


Arrrrgh, my balls.


It's her fault anyways, I told her to shut the door and she didn't properly.


I'm watching Hollyoaks.[/QUOTE]
I wasnt on about that bit, im sure that was :thumb:

I was on about your dad walking in on you.

So, it turns out my plan of doing nothing has been RUDLEY interrupted by an invitation to go out drinking. What can I say, I'm a man who gives, so I [I]selflessly[/I] accepted the offer.

Fun :)

[QUOTE=AG]It was good, she was awesome. (Not bad for the first time she's been to my house ;))


Arrrrgh, my balls.


It's her fault anyways, I told her to shut the door and she didn't properly.


I'm watching Hollyoaks.[/QUOTE]

Nice story. People being walked in-on makes for funny stories - maybe in her over-eagerness to suck your manmeat, she closed the door with too much force, causing it to swing open?

One of the best walked in-on stories, IMO, concerns my dad but not me - rather, two of my mates who got walked in on by my dad at one of my legendary house parties. And she had her tits hanging out - and they are HUGE! G-cup, I do believe.

Actually, at another of my house party, one guy got badly sick and threw up on himself, and my dad actually showered him & made sure he was alright, and drove him back home. At a later house party, not mine, some peeps were gonna crash at mine, including the girl from the first story & the guy who got sick all over himself and got showered by my dad. They spent the rest of the evening arguing over who it'd be more awkward for :)

Eesh well.

As long as my balls stop aching I'll be happy.

It's a good story though. I reckon, to commerate the story, you should change the "AG" in your user title to "Natalie"

G Cup :eek:

Bloody 'ell!

lmao, that probably wouldn't go down well.



srs @ 'go down'

Just have a wank and get it over with Aidan ffs.

Hello MX.

Stupid server.

NP-Megadeth-Rattlehead

fod

'sup

Bought [I]Blood Mountain[/I] today, and I must say it's fu[size=2]cking[/size] fantastic. Every bit as good as I was hoping

Moving out tomorrow :(:) Though I'm now concerned there's something in the house that disagrees with me; I'm rarely ill, and I went there today for about 20 minutes and as soon as I left my nose filled and I started sneezing. Haven't stopped

'sup?

Yep, all my stuff is packed up too, so this is goodbye from me until I get the internet at Uni. Have good lives until we meet again.
Ciao.

WHy the **** isn't may msn workng. 'snot fair. ei just awnna go on msn.

Also, my amte who does market sreasearch reckons he can get em a job doing it. He get's tor reasearch pubs. Which is wehr i was tonight, accompoantying him on a reaseraching.

It seems like fun. You get like 2 free drinks, too. Though i wasn't alloweed to trind thenm. Coz he hada proper questionaryies to fill out.

But if i get thatt job.

Then MAN ,free drinks & chips to cehck out bars. What' a life.

ITT: Gur proves his Usertitle to be a fallacy.

More like Phallusy Imo

[QUOTE=AG;13261286]Guys, I need comforting.


So Natalie came over and dad walked into my bedroom (the door was shut but he swears it wasn't) as she was gving me head.

Worst thing was he just stood there and was like 'oh, I made you a cup of tea, errr, whre should I put it, eerrrr. Natalie do you want to stay for tea, it's no bother'


I feel like throwing up. Also my balls ache because we were interupted.[/QUOTE]
:eek: Man, that sucks.

But yeah, sexz0rz when your parents are around is so fun. I used to fingerbang my gf in the back of my dad's car when he's driving us around. :D

NW: Berzerker drum practise vids.

i cant do dead rising, some guys shooting me and keeps making me dead :(

I just saw that on the news.

She's the 60 million dollar woman.