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[QUOTE=obese_breasts]If punk of the month is reinstated, Nick and i agreed that the winner would get one month of having a big avatar.[/QUOTE]
reinstate it! because ya'll know im going to win... right? right guys? im going to win? right? |
[QUOTE=DaveToopes]I wonder what I would make my avatar if i was able to have one that huge...[/QUOTE]
Finally, an avatar big enough to fit my huge wang into. :amaze: |
[QUOTE=SkaBandit]Finally, an avatar big enough to fit my huge wang into. :amaze:[/QUOTE]
I've seen it, don't lie. |
[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh]I've seen it, don't lie.[/QUOTE]
*chortles* |
Bring it back. Who would't want to see my avatar big?
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[QUOTE=Lazybassplr56]Bring it back. Who would't want to see my avatar big?[/QUOTE]
A huge Walt Jabsco would totally own your avatar. Nominate me for PoTM kiddies. |
Ska Bandit:
Ok....one time, we threw a pack of fire crackers into the ice cream guys truck. He wasnt really mad, he kind of just cracked up at it for some reason. One time a group of kids threw mud at the ice cream ladies face, and threw mud all over the candy in the back of the truck. other stories consist of hoping on the back of the ice cream truck and riding it several blacks before falling off or the ice cream guy noticing...i cant think of any more |
In honor of [U]Walk the Line[/U], I have redoned a Johnny Cash av.
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[QUOTE=Skidmark Steve]Ska Bandit:
Ok....one time, we threw a pack of fire crackers into the ice cream guys truck. He wasnt really mad, he kind of just cracked up at it for some reason. One time a group of kids threw mud at the ice cream ladies face, and threw mud all over the candy in the back of the truck. other stories consist of hoping on the back of the ice cream truck and riding it several blacks before falling off or the ice cream guy noticing...i cant think of any more[/QUOTE] You wouldn't believe how hard I'm laughing right now. Threw mud at her face? Hahahahaha. I can totally imagine it. Kid: Yeah can I have one of those spiderman popsicles? Ice Cream Lady: Sure, hold on /kid throws mud at ice cream lady's face :lol: |
Throwing bowling balls at ice cream trucks is punker.
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[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Throwing bowling balls at ice cream trucks is punker.[/QUOTE]
I would have to disagree with you on that one Nick. You see, bowling balls fuel the fascist machine. Now mud on the other hand... |
hahaha we tried tipping the ice cream truck over before but it didnt work
throwing random objects at busses is also fun too |
[QUOTE=Skidmark Steve]reinstate it! because ya'll know im going to win...
right? right guys? im going to win? right?[/QUOTE] Thats would be an atrocity, |
[quote=SkaBandit]I would have to disagree with you on that one Nick. You see, bowling balls fuel the fascist machine. Now mud on the other hand...[/quote]
No, you fayle. |
[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo]Thats would be an atrocity,[/QUOTE]
hmmm....i wish i knew what atrocity ment... /goes and asks SmarterChild |
[QUOTE]Throwing bowling balls at ice cream trucks is punker[/QUOTE]
That joke needen't be ressurected. |
[QUOTE=Skidmark Steve]hahaha we tried tipping the ice cream truck over before but it didnt work
throwing random objects at busses is also fun too[/QUOTE] I fingered some kid at a bus stop once when I was on the school bus, and he whipped a bananna at the side of my bus. He looked really angry. Another time I whipped pudding at a biker, but he caught up with my bus like 10 minutes later and started hammering on the door of my bus all like "Some f'ucking kid threw pudding at me!". But my bus driver was cool and irish so he just drove away. |
[QUOTE=Skidmark Steve]hmmm....i wish i knew what atrocity ment...
/goes and asks SmarterChild[/QUOTE] Smarter Child is really an 80-year-old elf that lives at the North Pole in the cave of the abominable snowman with a T1 internet connection. |
[QUOTE=SkaBandit][B]I fingered some kid at a bus stop once [/B]when I was on the school bus, and he whipped a bananna at the side of my bus. He looked really angry.
[/QUOTE] WTF |
[QUOTE=SkaBandit]I fingered some kid at a bus stop once when I was on the school bus, and he whipped a bananna at the side of my bus. He looked really angry.
Another time I whipped pudding at a biker, but he caught up with my bus like 10 minutes later and started hammering on the door of my bus all like "Some f'ucking kid threw pudding at me!". But my bus driver was cool and irish so he just drove away.[/QUOTE] hahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: we were on a school trip in the cheese bus's and we were throwing gummy bears out the side of a window. we stopped at a stop sign and to the right of us was some black girl singing in her car. so we threw oe at her and it went down her shirt. |
I think he means he gave a kid the finger, not a couple fingers in the butt.
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[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo]WTF[/QUOTE]
I think he means fingered as in "flipped off" :lol: :lol: |
I know, but I had to quote him so he couldn't edit it.
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[quote=Anxious Mo-Fo]That joke needen't be ressurected.[/quote]
It does, because I said it at school today. [quote=SkaBandit]I fingered some kid at a bus stop[/quote] And you say you aren't gay? |
[QUOTE=obese_breasts]I think he means he gave a kid the finger, not a couple fingers in the butt.[/QUOTE]
:naughty: [QUOTE=Skidmark Steve]hahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: we were on a school trip in the cheese bus's and we were throwing gummy bears out the side of a window. we stopped at a stop sign and to the right of us was some black girl singing in her car. so we threw oe at her and it went down her shirt.[/QUOTE] Haha, silly singing black girl. I threw grapes at a trucker from inside my school bus, he wasn't too happy about that. Then this asian guy that was sitting in front of me tried to throw a half empty can of coke out the window, but he kind of held it out the window before letting go, so he ended up drenching himself in coke. |
Ice Cream truck-men have feelings too.
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[quote=Anxious Mo-Fo]Ice Cream truck-men have feelings too.[/quote]
No they don't. Towelheads have no souls! |
[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo]I know, but I had to quote him so he couldn't edit it.[/QUOTE]
:hi5: I almost bought The Essential Michael Jackson today. 38 songs, 2 discs, for $22....that's a pretty good deal IMO. |
One time I saw an ice cream truck going by, and I said " What a f[U]u[/U]cking moron, trying to make a living an all", then I proceed to beat the sh[I]i[/I]t out of him with a baseballbat, and I got indicted for first-degreee murder.
PunX, aimirite? |
[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo]One time I saw an ice cream truck going by, and I said " What a f[U]u[/U]cking moron, trying to make a living an all", then I proceed to beat the sh[I]i[/I]t out of him with a baseballbat, and I got indicted for first-degreee murder.
PunX, aimirite?[/QUOTE] na...i'll give that a pop-punX |
[QUOTE=SkaBandit]:naughty:
Haha, silly singing black girl. I threw grapes at a trucker from inside my school bus, he wasn't too happy about that. Then this asian guy that was sitting in front of me tried to throw a half empty can of coke out the window, but he kind of held it out the window before letting go, so he ended up drenching himself in coke.[/QUOTE] hahaha. poor asian guy couldnt see past his squinting eyes |
Woah. I just clasped my hands together, and I felt one was really warm, and the other was freezing cold.
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[QUOTE=Brain Toad]In honor of [U]Walk the Line[/U], I have redoned a Johnny Cash av.[/QUOTE]
I won tickets to an advanced showing of that movie tomorrow. |
goodnight brothas and sistas. im going to bed, got work at Old Navy tomorrow!!! PunXXX!!!
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[QUOTE=Brain Toad]No they don't. Towelheads have no souls![/QUOTE]
Truth. [QUOTE=Skidmark Steve]hahaha. poor asian guy couldnt see past his squinting eyes[/QUOTE] Lol, never knew what hit him. |
[QUOTE=Skidmark Steve]goodnight brothas and sistas. im going to bed, got work at Old Navy tomorrow!!! Poseur!!![/QUOTE]
lol |
I just spent the whole night (well, 3am to present, and still going) reading Questionable Content strips. I'm on #291, I've started from the beginning. They're hilarious. Not as good as Squee! though. Squee! owns.
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[QUOTE=Skidmark Steve]hahaha. poor asian guy couldnt see past his squinting eyes[/QUOTE]
What's with all the racism on this page today? Wow, beautiful sunrise. Picture time. *Climbs up to attic*. |
[quote=coheneran]I just spent the whole night (well, 3am to present, and still going) reading Questionable Content strips. I'm on #291, I've started from the beginning. They're hilarious. Not as good as Squee! though. Squee! owns.[/quote]
The whole archive took me about a day or so. But the archive was smaller back then. |
I may have to get up soon to make another cup of tea, this one with two bags in it. Unfortunately, my arse has gone numb and if I vacate my seated position needles and pins would hurt more than that cover band I saw in Camden Town. Oy vey, I sound like QC characters.
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