Jesus Christ, Im alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
Because this problem is gonna last
More than the weekend

im dyslexic

thats about it

I have an overactive bladder and ADHD

And premature ejaculation

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17471621]Jesus Christ, Im alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
Because this problem is gonna last
More than the weekend[/QUOTE]

song is classic

im all fugged up off of mountain dew

I'm dying

me too

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17471617]I asked my parents earlier if I was born with anything wrong with me

they said i had jaundice

cool story bro[/QUOTE]

roflmao

everyone knows john is the resident mx hipster, no need to point it out

im more hip

anyone have an iphone? my bud got one a few days ago and he showed me this sweet sex offender app it had. pretty sweet if you ask me.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17471647]anyone have an iphone? my bud got one a few days ago and he showed me this sweet sex offender app it had. pretty sweet if you ask me.[/QUOTE]

it rules. i have that app too.

im more a fan of the Russian Roulette app

what does the sex offender one do?

just lets you find sex offenders in your area

it should beep when one comes around

**** would be so cash

yeah and apparently there's tons of them in mine lol

there's a sex offender two houses down from ours lololol

he's actually really chill

i wish iphone had an app that could actually make you happy

but not chemically, it like actually made your life better

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17471659]i wish iphone had an app that could actually make you happy

but not chemically, it like actually made your life better[/QUOTE]

theres dating apps

fareal like you can meet girls with it?

yase

in unrelated news
I'm so buying an iphone tomorrow

sweet

[QUOTE=adb;17471665]in unrelated news
I'm so buying an iphone tomorrow[/QUOTE]
looool

this has to be the year I get female contact

has to

or else I'm going to quit school and my job, and barricade myself in my room for a year with a microwave and 800 microwavable dinners

you should write punk rock

I write misanthropic poems about life and death tbh

i write really really excessively creepy poems about how much i want my ex back

yeah

i write really stupid songs about stupid things

i write electronic music about drugz and hipster girls