That would backfire, because you would get tons of men who would be willing to show you, but no women.

Or you'd get hideous women.

One of life's many cruel twists of fate happened to me yesterday.

But that's boring. If you ever own the company, make it appealing to prostitutes somehow. Because if there's anything in life worse than cleaning underwear, it's that.

[QUOTE=Pespi]That would backfire, because you would get tons of men who would be willing to show you, but no women.

Or you'd get hideous women.[/QUOTE]
Actually, there's some pretty decent looking women who come in to the store.

Oh, and men can send in whatever they want, as long as they don't sh[SIZE="2"]i[/SIZE]t their pants. A customer came in once with a pair of ****-filled pants. It was eye-watering, to say the least.

Derryk: Hmm.....Ok. All sexually appealing clothing (as deemed be me) may contain a certain amount of bodily fluid. After that, it's free pictures or nothing.

yep, still never working at a laundromat.

Who in the f[B]u[/B]ck keeps poop jeans?

well he said pants, but they might have been jeans.

Oh, what was that I heard?

Did someone just get rep taken away?

If I worked at the drycleaning place, I'd be on the register at all times, getting hit on by the silly privates who are there to drop off their uniforms.

At least at Subway in the mall I won't have to handle the silly privates' clothing when they hit on me.

[QUOTE=Sunshine]If I worked at the drycleaning place, I'd be on the register at all times, getting hit on by the silly privates who are there to drop off their uniforms.

At least at Subway in the mall I won't have to handle the silly privates' clothing when they hit on me.[/QUOTE]

I have that same problem

Subway seems like a sh[B]i[/B]tty job.

Especially in a food court.

I almost worked at Jason's Deli, but the dry cleaners pays more. I'd hate to work at a fast food place.

Eh.

It's waywayway better than A&W.

Can't work at Villa Pizza because they're all Mexican. Can't work at the Mexican place that nobody eats at [or knows the name of] 'cause they're all Mexican. Can't work at worlds worst imitation Asian food, Panda Express, because they're all Asian. Or something.

Small mall, small food court.

And I can't work at more than 1/2 the places here 'cause my damned hair =/

[QUOTE=Sunshine]And I can't work at more than 1/2 the places here 'cause my damned hair =/[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I was told by several places I'd have to cut my hair. That's a definite no-no. Jason's Deli just told me to shove it under a hat, which doesn't work; there's way too much of it.

I worked at a chick fillet. Not to bad as far as fast food goes. They only hire cool people.

I didn't think your hair was weird. Just leave it with out any gel or whatever in it.














I want to f[B]u[/B]ck the sh[B]i[/B]t out of Condoleeza Rice, because she looks like B'Elanna Torres, and that's the closest I'll ever get to Klingon tail.

[QUOTE=wholedzep]Yeah, I was told by several places I'd have to cut my hair. That's a definite no-no. Jason's Deli just told me to shove it under a hat, which doesn't work; there's way too much of it.[/QUOTE]

I just don't feel like dying it back to brown, it looks funny if it's all one color [with the cut that I have, anyway].

Freaking old people and their dislike of all things remotely interesting or cool.

My dad said that, if nothing else, he could hook me up at his friend's bike shop and I can learn to wrench. Which, apparently, will win me all the friends I'll ever need in college..a girl who can fix bikes, who woulda thunk it.

Its not the fact that you know how to wrench, its the fact that youve got that motion down to a science

[QUOTE=Sunshine]I just don't feel like dying it back to brown, it looks funny if it's all one color [with the cut that I have, anyway].
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Get a better haircut then.

I got in trouble for walking on tables at the food court in West Ed..

I hate how many foreign people shop at superstore. The parking lot is a place to get killed, because no one can drive in there. Also, today, some lady that couldn't speak english kept yelling at me, and I had NO IDEA for what. I think she payed for groceries, left them in the store somewhere (in front of the tills, where all the displays are), and I picked them up- which is what my job is. She kept telling me "awful!" and "i pay!" and i thought she meant she WAS going to pay for them.. that stupid bitch though.

Edit: sweet zombie jesus, while i was typing that, 6, count em, 6 posts went up..

[QUOTE=Cocaberry]Get a better haircut then.[/QUOTE]

...no =/

Even though I'm changing my haircut a little.

It's hard to "get a better haircut" when you don't have very much hair to cut in the first place.

...Lepre...what in hell?

[QUOTE=Cocaberry]Get a better haircut then.[/QUOTE]
Or, just ignore as[SIZE="2"]s[/SIZE]holes. I usually find that works pretty well.

What the what in the hell Sunshine

Science of the exact motion..something..what?

I'm tired and trying to write 2 stupid paragraphs on 1 stupid subject for 1 stupid college class, not too much is registering in my brain right now.

Oh my.

GL Dartt really likes anal sex.

Pepsi, when it comes to disturbingly random comments that no one really understands...

You win.

who the hell is pe[B]ps[/B]i?

Oh wow I must have dyslexia or something. Ever since I've been on this forum, I thought her name was "Pepsi"... Holy... Wait I have a funny picture for that... Give me a sec...

Damn it I'm on my brother's iBook and I can't figure out for the life of me how to open up two "Safari" browsers... Eff... Whatever, it's a bumper sticker that says the following:

"Dyslexics Untie!!!"

o_0

My god, it is Pespi!

I know, eh? I never noticed that for so long. But w/e. Why is YOUR name zfzgg?

I just spent 5 hours on my practice pad outside.

You know you have just had a nice drum workout when you take new sticks, and when your done you can't tell what brand they are :cool: