You're just jealous

I don't like bacon. Oh my god, did I say that out loud..?

Bacon is pretty elite.
I had some bacon with my eggs for breakfast.

Dinner was awesome, now I'm having a pint, which is even more awesome.

Sup?

i just got up for work.

its 3:45 AM :(

**** my life

i need a huge ****

A huge what? :lol:
dïck, fück, shït? It's all 4 letters.

sh[size="2"]i[/size]t

im about to blow my *** out with this bitch.

will report back in 15 mins

Roger that sir!

I had a massive dump this morning.
Lovely to take a **** when you're just awake.

np: Bomb The Sun - Not Waving But Drowning

it was massive yet not unpleasant

5/5 woudl recommend to friends

Cool, will watch it when it's on TV!

:lol:

oh it will be on "worlds greatest shits: 4" in a few weeks time


my dad didnt move his car so i gotta shuffle them all around now :(

my girlfriend just broke up with me - via skype.

lamesauce :/

Has it been judged by the Zurich Fecal Comitee?

[QUOTE]my girlfriend just broke up with me - via skype.[/QUOTE]
/Hug.
That sucks Kacper.
I'm sorry to hear, but I guess it's better like this. If I take you story into account.

lol

[QUOTE=the2stranger;16926046]/Hug.
That sucks Kacper.
I'm sorry to hear, but I guess it's better like this. If I take you story into account.[/QUOTE]

I was expecting it and if the things wouldn't be get better till after my USA-trip, I would be the one who might have broke up.

Somehow I am not shocked or in a bad mood - or I am just stoned; but well, there are 1000 of other nice, hot chicks outthere :cool:

exactly dawg, more fish ins der sea

[QUOTE=repcak;16926086]I was expecting it and if the things wouldn't be get better till after my USA-trip, I would be the one who might have broke up.

Somehow I am not shocked or in a bad mood - or I am just stoned; but well, there are 1000 of other nice, hot chicks outthere :cool:[/QUOTE]

Yeah, exactly how I felt when this chick broke up with me, it's kinf of a relief too you know.

So, I'm home alone now.
Blasting metal the way it should be..LOUD!
To beer and metal.

hehe, nice.

yeah, thats true - somehow.

its because women dont make any sense

The thing I missed most after a relationship stopped, was..the sex.

<_<

>_>

np: Skepticism - March October

yeah thats usually enjoyable

see kacper, you ARE depressed and I picked up on, how good of me.

now get off the weeds and have a nice cry.

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;16926101]its because women dont make any sense[/QUOTE]

this is true

ex gf told me she still loved me

kissed her then bailed her then got with some other lass

pretty decent birthday night out tbh

It would be awesome to justhave sex with a couple of exes.
Just to own them hard.

[QUOTE=FrankieV2;16926111]this is true

ex gf told me she still loved me

[B]kissed her then bailed her then got with some other lass[/B]

pretty decent birthday night out tbh[/QUOTE]

thats harsh bro :(

also, happy birthday? or was this a while ago?

and last night was seriously some ****ing intense tripping.

np: cold like december - excerpts from a note wrapped around a brick i put through your window

She was messing with my head man cba with tht crap. Plus she got with another lad so she can't have been upset or out.

And I was 19 on thursday.

I hadn't had sex with her since 3weeks already... :rolleyes:

... but yeah... youpron sucks

hahahah, well then nm, good play.

also, freaking, i was complaining so hard about the local scene being dead in the emo thread, then i get a message from bill from judi rose (local band) and hes throwing a show with like 10 of the old local bands that broke up that always used to play shows together back in the day.

im so ****ing psyched.

just use fantasti.cc

I will give it a try :lol: