I am hungry. It would be awesome if I could get a deep fryer in my kitchen and get hot chips with chicken salt about now.

Haha.

Title says it all [url]http://www.cracked.com/article_16998_5-horrific-serial-killers-who-are-free-right-now.html[/url]

Gah, hot chips are just so right.

and lol, nice article, sure whets my appetite.

Yeah, I honestly would have hot chips with chicken salt every single day if I could. The place up the road from me does amazing ones. I heard they've closed but I haven't looked lately.

Yep, same here. and you can combine it with everything, except maybe... arsenic.

[url]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=3it5v1qQOcA[/url]

rock music is the devil!

i got a full video of this guy, watching it right now. comedy gold

doesnt he realise that its not an eight its an infinity

I'm gonna go down to the rock shop :lol:.

see people like this might have more crdibility if they didnt refer to infinity symbols as eights. i mean come on what kinda shitty symbologist are you anyway when you can recognise the most basic symbol ever outside of numbers and letters

Religious people are amusing, particularly this kind.

the study of such symbols is blasphemy

this is my favourite christian propaganda moment -

[url]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=taYThk1FX2k&feature=related[/url]

this film is absolutely atrocious, i sat through it with my housemate and couldn't stop laughing

whatever happened to "know your enemy"? they probably realise though that studying anything other than the bible would bring about the realisation that their religion is bullshit

Don't worry, even if everyone wises up to their bs they still have a giant gold city to live in rent-free.

"They tell me that if you serve Jesus Christ you'll do strange things, like you won't beat your wife anymore".

Best one liner from anything ever.

[url]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=4xEhRdUQHOk&feature=channel_page[/url]
this guy makes me lol hard

the part where he mentions the kid who got burnt by a hot pot of oil or something and had to get his face reconstructed with skin off other parts of his body then saying on his hospital bed "if this is what hell is like, i don't want to go there. i love jesus" is pretty lol, having the nerve to say that could be the best thing that could ever happen to that boy if it turns him towards the lord is just grossly offensive

Haha I thought the most brutal part was that impersonates the guy's face and speaking difficulty.

This guy is a classic though, I quite like his delivery, he must be the absolute source of these stereotypes.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17056514][url]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=4xEhRdUQHOk&feature=channel_page[/url]
this guy makes me lol hard[/QUOTE]

well at least he's being an honest christian fundie, even if he's pretending to be one :p

[QUOTE=gaslight;17056519]Haha I thought the most brutal part was that impersonates the guy's face and speaking difficulty.

This guy is a classic though, I quite like his delivery, he must be the absolute source of these stereotypes.[/QUOTE]

yeah what a kick in the teeth

"What kind of music would satan people listen to in their church? there is a song, See You In Hell, by The Grim Reaper."

[url]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=FMOeBTHbTUs[/url]

now these guys shop at the Rock Shop

[url]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi3OPOUAGwY&feature=channel[/url]

[B]ITS IN THE ****ING BIBLE YOU ****ING SPASTIC!!!!![/B]

[QUOTE=gaslight;17056217]Paso Bionic's [i]Empty Beats For Lonely Rappers[/i] is a cool one if you want some instrumental Aussie hip hop.[/QUOTE]

Ya that is an amazing album. I might review it actually.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17056522][url]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi3OPOUAGwY&feature=channel[/url]

[B]ITS IN THE ****ING BIBLE YOU ****ING SPASTIC!!!!![/B][/QUOTE]

:lol:

his innocent eyes get me

Haha. I love how Berlin gave a woman a "feeling of 100% evil".

This is a brilliantly amusing video, cheers for it, it's entertaining me nicely.

lol

no wuckas

"Ozzy Osbourne once said, "I am a born again christian, I believe in God!" But listen carefully, he concludes his sentence! "I believe in god but its jesus christ i have a problem with believing in". Well you can't be a christian and not believe in christ! You take christ out of christianity, and all you have is inanity!"

:lol:

Haha wow, he just slammed the crap out of Judaism.

"Let me introduce you to the god of rock'n'roll - right here you'll see... Dio."

:lol: Far truer words than he thinks.

lol is this still the satanism thing? i got bored with him

Yeah good old Davey Benoit. I wonder if he's any relation to Chris Benoit.

the dio logo upside down spells... the devil

hahaha

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17056547]the dio logo upside down spells... the devil[/QUOTE]

Haha.

It clearly only spells DEVL too.

Imagine a blend of Dave Benoit and Chris Benoit?

Got that burnt kid down on the ground in the crossface, "tap out if you renounce Satan!"

Wow the crux of this video is definitely him saying that if you aren't instinctively reviled by rock music then the spirit of God isn't within you. Haha. Man he wasn't a complete idiot until the last video.