HSG is aight, bitchfork is a faggot, goron is a moderately attractive bloke.

Late I know, but fuck this place.

idk how I feel about Bitchfork yet, don't really like the way he lords himself around despite being a nub, but whatever.

i think it has to do with him being like 5 years old

fuck pruane for not liking seinfeld. that was pretty cool when he met up with 50 cent though.

I've never found Seinfeld to be funny, tbh.

Yeah well the Jerkstore called, they're runnin out of you!

Yeah, well you're a doodoo head.

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Josef [B][FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="4"]Kramer[/SIZE][/FONT][/B]?

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[QUOTE=Angmar;18511453]Yeah well the Jerkstore called, they're runnin out of you![/QUOTE]

what's the difference? you're their all-time best seller!

Guys, I'm seriously bored and have no beer.

What do I do?

Go get beer.

Smoke pot.

Call a friend.

Blast music.

Jerk off while doing all of the above.

[QUOTE=Angmar;18511309]idk how I feel about Bitchfork yet, don't really like the way he lords himself around despite being a nub, but whatever.[/QUOTE]

I'm not holier-than-thou, just really outgoing which people mistake as me having a superiority complex.

All the stores are closed and I have next to no money anyway. :\

And if I call a friend, we'll probably be drinking until 5 am again, but I have class tomorrow at 8:30. Ehh, I'll just go see if there are any snacks to be found in the house or something.

shoot some dope

I'm reading Kane's (yes, the wrestler) political blog. I can't believe this exists, and that it's called "The Adventures of Citizen X". I never pictured him as a free-market leaning Libertarian.

you guys have the most white trash interests i swear to god

-pro wrestling

-mortal kombat

-drinking heavily

-korn, marilyn manson, kid rock (malcom and alex mentioned these)

-american dad (tronn)

i'm half convinced malcolm lives in a trailer park

i haven't been interested in pro wrestling since i was 12, that's what makes this hilarious

those things are all extremely popular over a diverse group

if drinking heavily is a white trash interest than according to you about half of the students at most colleges are white trash

say that to my sleeveless pantera shirt and see what the fuck happens

if you didnt listen to korn and slipknot when you were 12 you dont know SHIT about music

Drinking heavily is a prerequisite of a worthwhile life.

[QUOTE=illmitch;18511561]those things are all extremely popular over a diverse group

if drinking heavily is a white trash interest than according to you about half of the students at most colleges are white trash[/QUOTE]

it's not white trash in and of itself but when you put it together with stuff like korn, pro wrestling and mortal kombat it adds up to pretty damn white trash

mortal kombat is one of the most popular fighting games of all time

WHITE TRASH

real gamers that appreciate deep game mechanics play mortal kombat

poor white trash hicks play mortal kombat because they're too dumb to understand sophisticated controls

street fighter is pretty white trash tbh

if you play that game you might as well grow a rat tail and wear cutoff jean shorts

first copies of street fighter came with a free confederate flag

i've met TONS of white trash people who LOVE mortal kombat throughout my life. far more than any other demographic (hate to use that word but it was actually appropriate) they're all like "HELL YEAH HE FUCKIN CUT HIS GODDAMN HEAD OFF DID U SEE THAT?!"

it's aimed at ignorant people who like shallow controls and mindless gore

[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18511582]it's aimed at ignorant people who like shallow controls and mindless gore[/QUOTE]

so you mean preteen guys?

as in how old most of the members of this forum were when mortal kombat games were ubiquitous in arcades

i've met liek 1 or two white trash people that played street fighter compared to like 25 that played mortal kombat

yeah but that's because you're a drug addict who hangs out with white trash

[QUOTE=illmitch;18511584]so you mean preteen guys?

as in how old most of the members of this forum were when mortal kombat games were ubiquitous in arcades[/QUOTE]

i liked it when i was around 6 but once i got a little older i realized how shallow and boring it is. there is literally nothing to it. i could probably beat everyone's ass here at mortal kombat II but that doesn't mean i like it.

it's not like i haven't played the game. it's that i have, and there's nothing to it; it's a shitty game for ignorant white trash.

Street Fighter is cool.

Mortal Kombat is cool.

honestly i never really heard of street fighter when i was a kid

i never owned any video games but i knew what mortal kombat was and knew the characters

[QUOTE=Tyler;18511590]yeah but that's because you're a drug addict who hangs out with white trash[/QUOTE]

i don't hang out with white trash at all. most of the people i hang out with are black or college students.

i met these people when i was in middle school or younger. or just from observation of the kind of people that liked it in high school etc.

my arcade growing up didnt have MK though it had SF2, used to play a ton. i remember when i was like 8 i beat the best player at the arcade who was like 16, it was dope

i played street fighter but never really got into it

however i was very into MK 1/2/3

I also played Killer Instinct for the N64 quite a bit it was a decent fighter

my mom was anti violent video games and junk food

didnt go to the arcade much

I've never really played in arcade halls. When I was really young I was even more introverted than I am now. The whole idea how going somewhere to play videogames where there are other people didn't appeal to me.