I got my knob slobbed last night...it was nice. haha

:lol:

I got nothing but false hope last night. Kinda sucked tbh

I gotta swat the bitches off me. THEY CRAZY.

Yo, what kinda **** you do to get dem biznatches

I had to drive to 711 at like 1:30 to get condoms.

Must have some good roofies lyin' around.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16058702]I had to drive to 711 at like 1:30 to get condoms.[/QUOTE]
thats so harsh.

Pssht, who wears condoms? Your girl needs to BC it up.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16058720]Pssht, who wears condoms? Your girl needs to BC it up.[/QUOTE]

Hell yeah dude, best invention ever.

I hate having to give my friends money for condoms. I feel as if I should get sloppy seconds in return.

[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16058730]I hate having to give my friends money for condoms. I feel as if I should get sloppy seconds in return.[/QUOTE]

Just don't use the same rubber haha

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16058400]Anyone here go to Penn State?[/QUOTE]

I might, after one or two more semesters here

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16058746]I might, after one or two more semesters here[/QUOTE]

PSU rocks, it's a great school.

I won't I'd be like, "bitch, time for a John Cena"

if you don't know what a John Cena is i'll let you in.

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16058704]That sucks.
Just bareback that **** dude.[/QUOTE]

lol I would love to, but that is too risky.

I go to Penis State University.

[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16058753]I won't I'd be like, "bitch, time for a John Cena"

if you don't know what a John Cena is i'll let you in.[/QUOTE]

She can't see you?

No, it's when you are getting a blowjob, and right before you cum you pull out of her mouth and shoot in her face and then say "you can't see me" while waving your hand in front of your face. But you we're onto it.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16058767]I go to Penis State University.[/QUOTE]

The courses there must be rough.

Knob Slobbin' 101
All that sperm 200
How to shave your balls 404

[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16058796]No, it's when you are getting a blowjob, and right before you cum you pull out of her mouth and shoot in her face and then say "you can't see me" while waving your hand in front of your face. But you we're onto it.[/QUOTE]

I personally like the Houdini and The Angry Dragon.
The Gorilla Mask is a close third.

I don't think anyone realistically does facials. I mean, I can only see that happening in pron.
[QUOTE]
The Angry Dragon.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16058796]No, it's when you are getting a blowjob, and right before you cum you pull out of her mouth and shoot in her face and then say "you can't see me" while waving your hand in front of your face. But you we're onto it.[/QUOTE]

I'll have to remember that one, for drunken good times on tour >_>

My fiancee watches pr0n with me. She likes that ****.

Gosh, I'm gonna have to check IDs if you plan on keeping this sex talk going.

Austin: Check your rep :p

I don't have the balls to do a facial tbh

Yeah you [I]would[/I] do that. :lol:

Facials are funny.
My girl just tells me not to get it in her eyes.
I got kicked in the nuts the one time that happened.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16058767]I go to Penis State University.[/QUOTE]

Mississippi doesn't resemble a penis

The state that most closely resembles an erect penis is, IMO, California