i think my fav burger place is whataburger

i like my tacos like my chainz

ICEY

and S.W.A.G. is an acronym for what

bitches suck my dick because my chain look like lightning

just got a cheque for $200

**** yes

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hoes on my dick cuz i bake a good bagel

ohhhh yea :thumbsu:

someone needs to blingee Axl

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A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18140283]someone needs to blingee Axl[/QUOTE]

2 lazy

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18140252]i hope that movie is badass[/QUOTE]

watched vampires suck the other day, funny ****

tok some medicine had to cut the pill and half and still gagged

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Is This BoringEnufFf???

eatin chili

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wish i could cum toothpaste

can't remember the last time I took a shower

whats the longest u guys have gone without a shower

a week for me

idk

What up?

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18140378]whats the longest u guys have gone without a shower

a week for me[/QUOTE]

while camping or real life

[QUOTE=HumanGenome;18140382]while camping or real life[/QUOTE]

real life

probably only 3 or 4 days can't remember anything longer

you guys know whats cool

[I]accents[/I]

am officially single

who wants to sex

axl dont need more bling

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fb official

should probably look for my keys at some point

[QUOTE=adb;18140389]am officially single[/QUOTE]

bawww

she sent me a msg saying sorry for cheating and she doesn't believe in second chances

deleted me off friends, lol

loks like ur gf got the good end of that deal