girl at the club yesterday said she wouldn't dance with me because she was 22 and I was 18

think this was just her being polite?

if i was a 22yo girl i wouldnt dance on an 18 year old lol

downloading the dragon age II demo and gonna try Oblivion again with a new class now that i am not drunk like last time i played it lol

by dance I meant actually dance not grind, wasn't that kind of club

i thought you had a gf p13?

she's still in california

didn't want to dance alone so I asked a girl on the floor if she wanted to dance

I was pretty drunk I didn't really see anything bad about it

it depends on how tall you are p13

6'1

she was about ???

probably 5'11 she had pretty high heels on

um i don't know. you might have just not been her type, age really doesn't matter past 18 unless you're like 70 and she's 25.

maybe

her hair was what caught my eye, was kind of weirdly cut. short and uneven.
whatever, I ended up just dancing with the girls I went with

what kind of club do you go to that you dance but it doesnt involve grinding wtf

yes that's a more pressing matter.

i don't know I guess it was more of a discotheque?

grinding is over rated, anyways

i was thinking that you were in a big band club and you were looking for a slow song to get that 8th grade slow finale chubby goin'.

:lol:

[quote=P13;18510836]i don't know I guess it was more of a discotheque?

grinding is over rated, anyways[/quote]
ah, i wish we had some of those here :( we only have ****** clubs, juggalo clubs, and a semi-legal speak-easy-esque dubstep club that you really dont want to be found in

I don't know, I just see you as like the awkward kid from high school that almost grew up but really all he got was acne and some hair on his chest.

So yes I can imagine this being something you'd do.

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want it

this cute girl bought a magnum ice cream bar and started raving about it for like 20 seconds

she wants to fuck

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18510844]I don't know, I just see you as like the awkward kid from high school that almost grew up but really all he got was acne and some hair on his chest.

So yes I can imagine this being something you'd do.[/QUOTE]

:(

i'm not really that awkward

I've been doing a lot of living in the past month, feels good man

i cant wait for the witcher 2 to come out

[QUOTE=P13;18510848]:(

i'm not really that awkward

I've been doing a lot of living in the past month, feels good man[/QUOTE]

i imagine you to look like a crossbreed between sam and bryce but with glasses.
so yeah napoleon dynamite basically it's just that you don't have down syndrome.

I'm going to say that I've been told by quite a few people that I'm handsome but no one is gonna believe me and I don't feel like posting a good picture so just forget about me

last time i went to a club i was on acid and grinded with this hot chick my gay friend introduced me to. she let me feel her tits it was hot i should have fucked her she probably wanted to she was all over me

[QUOTE=P13;18510856]I'm going to say that I've been told by quite a few people that I'm handsome but no one is gonna believe me and I don't feel like posting a good picture so just forget about me[/QUOTE]

girls tell me i'm handsome a lot. it makes me happy

tiny chat is all fucked up so whatever, going to bed

@sam
yeah it feels good

[QUOTE=P13;18510856]I'm going to say that I've been told by quite a few people that I'm handsome but no one is gonna believe me and I don't feel like posting a good picture so just forget about me[/QUOTE]

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sam i'm seriously starting to wonder if you're able to have sex while sober.

i can have sex while sober but i cum faster than normal like in 20 min. when i'm on opiates i can have sex for hours i usually have sex with emily until she gets sore

why are you wondering about that?

[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18510860]girls tell me i'm handsome a lot. it makes me happy[/QUOTE]

you're a 7 waist up a 9 waist down. embrace it.
women tell me that i've got great hair and eyes which i love but guys are more concerned with my ass which also makes me feel great.
so indeed i can relate.

[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18510864]i can have sex while sober but i cum faster than normal like in 20 min. when i'm on opiates i can have sex for hours i usually have sex with emily until she gets sore

why are you wondering about that?[/QUOTE]

no you just always seem to get involved with people/almost there while high but you're never sober when it happens.


also 20 mins isn't the worst ever, I've heard of people who finish in 5>. I'd steal somebody's fucking wallet if they pulled that shit and we weren't in a relationship.

i'm more outgoing and charming when i'm high on opiates so girls naturally want me more

i'm too outgoing already. i'm more confident, though, i guess while i'm high if that makes sense.

no dude that doesnt make sense at all r u usin english there or wut

title of the essay ive just started is 'Spatiality and Meaning Beyond the Canvas'

god i love myself

you know what i would title your title ?

speciousness and meaning beyond reality

bitch

you can fool these losers but SURPRISE hello there im not a retard

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18510885]no dude that doesnt make sense at all r u usin english there or wut[/QUOTE]

oh shut the fuck up

sorry bitchfork