i usually sleep about 6 hours a night. i have this problem where its absolutely impossible for me to fall asleep, but once i finally do i tend to sleep alot longer than i should. ive started forcing myself to get up before noon recently.

im just getting into the waking up before noon thing. for a while i was going to sleep at noon, but that was just awkward.

sometimes i sleep for like 14 hours, but usually around 2.

I can sleep for maybe 10 hours at most. feels good man

i sleep until i have to go to the bathroom

i really cant sleep alone.

its easier than sleeping with some one else

its like ugh you're cute and everything but get the **** i want to put my arm there

im lonely and depressed for most of the day, so if i'm in bed alone i just get nervous and end up not sleeping/doing more drugs

and masturbating until i cry tears of joy

don't wanna talk about the things i do when i can't get to sleep

can't be worse than what i do

sweet another alex vs josh competition

tbh i usually fantasize for hours on end about apologizing to my ex for hurting her feelings that one time

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17470201]its easier than sleeping with some one else

its like ugh you're cute and everything but get the **** i want to put my arm there[/QUOTE]

true dat. I sleep a lot better (only in my bed for some reason) when I'm by myself, nobody bitches about me stealing the blankets

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17470218]tbh i usually fantasize for hours on end about apologizing to my ex for hurting her feelings that one time[/QUOTE]

i cried a few days back about an ex, while in bed with my current gf

i h8 emotions

yeah i hate sleeping with a bitch. i dont like being confined to only half of the bed. and my latest ex gf would always move around alot. id wake up in the middle of the night half hanging off the bed with an arm in my face and legs over me.

I've been really bummed lately and it sucks, I can't sleep and just feel like **** all the time

you bros need to learn to love the cuddling

i live for that stuff

i was kinda depressed for a couple weeks about my latest ex, but lately ive realized she wasnt even the type of girl i really want. its weird, the type of girl i fantasize about is the shy, innocent one who doesnt like to get ****ed up all the time, but all i ever end up with is the party, loves to drink and smoke type. i guess i need to stop settling for anything that looks good.

never had an ex never will

eliminator reproduces asexually

I used to be into shy innocent girls but then I grew up and stopped being a creep.

Now I like depraved girls who are obviously horrible people

im so happy with my current relationship. it got me hooked on ****ed up drugs and homosexuality, but still. extremely shy yet unbelievably ****ed up and degrading.

my "relationship" before this one would have been amazing but i couldn't man up and do long distance.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17470236]I used to be into shy innocent girls but then I grew up and stopped being a creep.

Now I like depraved girls who are obviously horrible people[/QUOTE]

theres a couple different ironies here

i dont mean shy and innocent like some naive 12 year old or something haha. i just mean a girl who isnt so, idk, loud and obnoxious. im starting to find girls who enjoy getting trashed and **** unattractive. maybe im getting boring as i get older, but id rather sit and talk to a nice girl than go to a party with some tramp these days.

i almost talked to a female once

[QUOTE=nator;17470242]i almost talked to a female once[/QUOTE]

what was the catch?

a female tree actually

i just want a girl who i can eat cough medicine and write industrial music with

i had one once but then ..

elim has replaced his squishy carbon based body for a nuclear powered titanium exoskeleton

WhYyy HavEEe YouUU ForSSaaKkEEnn MeeEEEEEe!!!

/tim jim crashes through ceiling

ugh i have to go pick some stuff up.

i really hate walking.