Sup bros.

WHATS UP BRO???

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nm just chillin, kinda sleepy. u?

talkin to friendz on aim, mom going to emergency room, etc.

same cept not sleepy spent all afternoon sleepin off a hangover. came home blacked out last night and provided epic lols for my parents. pulled a stapler out of my pocket and gave it to my mom and ate a ketchup and malt vinegar chicken burrito standing in my yard.

i've never managed to reach that level from just alcohol

you just havent drank enough

I tend to stop drinking new alcohol once I feel like the life has been sucked out of me

i mean, its

relaxed talkative drunk --> act stupid drunk --> completely sick drunk --> mysteriously have a stapler in your pocket drunk --> hospital

once i'm sick i dont wanna drink anymore

i have this problem where i never feel drunk. i drink and drink trying to get drunk but it doesnt seem to happen. then BAM all the sudden im blacked out. i think that means im an alcoholic or something.

oh and im not sure where it fits in but i remember listening to lost horizon at some point after i came home. night was definitely win.

if i want to get obliviously drunk and start acting nonsensically i usually just pre-game drinking with popping robitussin

it's a perfect shortcut to acting like a straight moron

well see i dont have that 'getting sick' warning. my stomach is an iron fortress. i can literally count the number of times ive puked on one hand.

Just get something extremely easy for you to drink, drink an amount that is obviously far too much for any one person, then go nuts. That's how I did it the only time I was hammered enough to actually fall unconscious.

I puke almost any time i drink or pop anything, my stomach is garbage

[QUOTE=Shadows;17558638]Just get something extremely easy for you to drink, drink an amount that is obviously far too much for any one person, then go nuts. That's how I did it the only time I was hammered enough to actually fall unconscious.[/QUOTE]
I could probably do this easily with good champagne

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17558646]I could probably do this easily with good champagne[/QUOTE]

I did it with Southern Comfort. Drank an entire bottle (5th) in about 15 minutes. Should've listened to my friends when they told me to slow down. :(

mmmmm I <333 Southern Comfort. Supposed to be drinking some Bailey's (mm creamy) and popping xanax tomorrow. Will try to remember to take a pic of my gf.

I haven't been able to even touch that sh*t since that night. I'm not one for liquor at all anymore though, I like my beer.

Have fun with the xanax, I hear good things. Plus if you take it with Ambien and stay up you'll have intense hallucinations.

I dunno why but Ambien scares me.

It's just a sleeping pill.

Casino is on, can never watch this movie enough

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17558666]It's just a sleeping pill.

Casino is on, can never watch this movie enough[/QUOTE]

That's what scares me. What if you never wake up or something?

Heard Southern Comfort somwhere

**** rules

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17558669]That's what scares me. What if you never wake up or something?[/QUOTE]

Then you'll never find out

Ambien be fun.

Ambien be scurry. :|

lol you use heroin and you think a little innocent ambien is gonna kill you

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17558694]lol you use heroin and you think a little innocent ambien is gonna kill you[/QUOTE]

Yeah idk I can't help it.

he just dee kay

dont make fun of him elim gtfo for real

srsly

http://tinychat.com/cumdumpster

fo rizzow?

don't say **** like that.

fo rizzeal?

lol

that chat went really far

no thanks to you guys. :/

[COLOR="Yellow"]so bored
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me 2

smoke a blunt w/ me

I so would, brah. I so would.

hey cool the cable for my headphones has given out on me sweet