That's way too big!
It's okay, though, I'll shrink it, sexypants.

[quote]You do seem like a guy who can write paragraphs out of nothng, no need to worry![/quote]

Hahaha.
Am I really that verbose? :(

I just like telling stories, I swear.

Thanks!

You didn't answer my question, though. What's your major?

Pain.

[QUOTE=Kage;15288137]I think the only reason you idiots drink is so you can talk about drinking.[/QUOTE]

Truthier words were never spoken.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo;15290509]so i was hooking up with this girl and when i came back to my dorm room, my bed was covered in masking tape.

my roommate was drunk on the floor and said 'it made sense at the time.'

lel[/QUOTE]

I love it.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo;15290534]i was out of lube.[/QUOTE]

enough attempts -> blood -> few more minutes -> lube

i know these things :|

You could use spit.

yeah apparently they were gonna have a dance party or some **** but girls were leaving so they just taped them in. :shrug:

[QUOTE=Jom;15290537]
Hahaha.
Am I really that verbose? :(
[/QUOTE]
Yes, but not in a bad way.

[QUOTE=Moses;15290688]You could use spit.[/QUOTE]

Good luck.

yeah that only works in porn

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;15290679]enough attempts -> blood -> few more minutes -> lube

i know these things :|[/QUOTE]

*brings back bad images*

:(

that was never supposed to leave the chat.

brb, must puke

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;15290546]Thanks!

You didn't answer my question, though. What's your major?[/QUOTE]

It's called Group Social Studies, and we can pick four points of emphasis: political science, history, economics, or geography. I opted for history, because a) I don't understand politics in the slightest and am admittedly pretty ambivalent about what's going on nationally and worldwide, b) supply and demand, how fun is that to teach? If the cost of toilet paper increases to $120/roll, the supply will increase, the demand will fall, and the probability that people will be using their hands to wipe their asses or find a substitute good such as Kleenex will increase, and c) geography is cool, but the program here involves using GIS and GPS, and that shi[font=verdana]t[/font] doesn't fly with me.

So, Group Social Studies, History emphasis, and I'm double minoring (which is way more sweet than double majoring): psychology and history.

Because of No Child Left Behind (let me backtrack: I don't follow politics at all unless it has to do with education, haha), I have to become certified to teach both my major and minor. So, realistically, I'm more marketable because I will be certified to teach history, geography, economics, political science, and psychology, but because of NCLB, the odds of me teaching what I want to teach (psych) is extremely low.

So, I might consider going back to school if I get shafted with teaching to become a psychologist, get my doctorate, and then teach psychology courses at a university. Alternatively, I've considered getting my Master's in counseling and being a school counselor, helping students with scheduling and all that other good stuff. But, that's so far down the line right now (at least two years), I just have to get by this semester without dying, haha.

[quote]Yes, but not in a bad way.[/quote]

:o.

I'm thinking about teaching as well. Right now I'm an anthro major planning on minoring in Scandinavian Studies and since this is virtually useless, I plan on going to grad school to get my MA and teach or something

[QUOTE=Jom;15290750]become a psychologist[/QUOTE]
what a pointless idea


:-*

[QUOTE=Deth;15290145]Look like we'll be at the same show.

My voice is going to be destroyed after yesterday's game and the concert tonight.[/QUOTE]

:chug::chug:

Edit: Are you going to the Arch Enemy show tomorrow?

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo;15290764]I'm thinking about teaching as well. Right now I'm an anthro major planning on minoring in Scandinavian Studies and since this is virtually useless, I plan on going to grad school to get my MA and teach or something[/QUOTE]

Isn't ATM an anthropology major as well? You could always shoot him a message on Stalkbook if you get stuck.

[quote]what a pointless idea


:-*[/quote]

Hahaha. The thing I want to do is teach psychology, so if it means doing stupid psychology stuff like becoming a psychologist in order to get a job professing psychology at a university, then so be it. I wouldn't be happy about it, but then again, this is all assuming I get screwed with a bad teaching job.

I'll have to see how the winter goes, though, when I start my TAing.

[QUOTE=Jom;15290795]
Hahaha. The thing I want to do is teach psychology, so if it means doing stupid psychology stuff like becoming a psychologist in order to get a job professing psychology at a university, then so be it. I wouldn't be happy about it, but then again, this is all assuming I get screwed with a bad teaching job.

I'll have to see how the winter goes, though, when I start my TAing.[/QUOTE]
Everyone who teaches psych has to be a psychologist?

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15290805]Everyone who teaches psych has to be a psychologist?[/QUOTE]

Yes, sir... at least, at the uni level. I doubt any university will look at your resume or application for professing there if you don't have a doctorate. If I was able to get a job teaching psych in a high school, then awesome, because all I have to do is pass the certification exams in psych. But, if that doesn't pan out (and, realistically, it may not), and I still want to do that, then I have to go the doctorate route.

im going to be teaching high school math, but it sucks because i have to take all these crazy *** math classes that i will never have to teach once i get a position. the only reason im going for my masters in math is for a higher salary. plus if i coach basketball and volleyball then ill be making good money since my district is one of the highest paying districts in southern california. anybody else doing math as a major?

[QUOTE=Jom;15290847]Yes, sir... at least, at the uni level. I doubt any university will look at your resume or application for professing there if you don't have a doctorate. If I was able to get a job teaching psych in a high school, then awesome, because all I have to do is pass the certification exams in psych. But, if that doesn't pan out (and, realistically, it may not), and I still want to do that, then I have to go the doctorate route.[/QUOTE]

Well but I thought Psychologists had to get a different degree than a PhD, sine they're "doctors"...

Fu[size=2]c[/size]k that. I'd rather take it up the butt 1 or 9 times than pursue math.

Music production ftw.

If any of you need a record produced and recorded, you should come to my cardboard box in a few years. It's gonna be moving around the city depending on where I can get free food.

Man, I am gonna be SOOO poor.

If you're passionate, you'll probably succeed. Even if you fail, that's what parents are for.

[QUOTE=jrowa001;15290868]im going to be teaching high school math, but it sucks because i have to take all these crazy *** math classes that i will never have to teach once i get a position. the only reason im [B]going for my masters[/B] in math is for a higher salary. plus if i coach basketball and volleyball then ill be making good money since my district is one of the highest paying districts in southern california. anybody else doing math as a major?[/QUOTE]

Good luck getting a job.

[QUOTE=Shattered_Future;15290951]Music production ftw.

If any of you need a record produced and recorded, you should come to my cardboard box in a few years. It's gonna be moving around the city depending on where I can get free food.

Man, I am gonna be SOOO poor.[/QUOTE]

No need to be so pessimist. I bet your dad was thinking the same way when he decided to become a professional jazz musician. Or not?

Civil Engineering for the high paying, interesting and bankable, good job opportunity major win.

[QUOTE=Deth;15291221]Civil Engineering for the [B]high paying, interesting and bankable, good job opportunity[/B] major win.[/QUOTE]

[B]Boring*[/B]

Go watch some Lynch movies you hippy.

seeing dredg on the 25th.

YES

[QUOTE=Kage;15291237][B]Boring*[/B][/QUOTE]

tru

electrical engineering ftw

not engineering ftw

my uni doesn't even have a legit engineering program. they have this 3-2 deal where you stay here for 3 years then transfer to Columbia to finish.

that's cool.i guess =\

my program is 26th in the nation or something despite being asu, yey.

I don't understand how they rank stuff like that.

It's all bullshi[size=2]t[/size].

Congrats on dredg, btw.

I either want to be a teacher or a audio engineer
.

teacher or professional screaming guy

what would you teach?

@ both

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo;15290747]that was never supposed to leave the chat.

brb, must puke[/QUOTE]

Yeah but I don't care now.

IM AN *** ****ER AND PROUD