damn bro

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17802738]speaking of funny and speaking of thread relevance

i kinda off the cuff asked this girl to come out for drinks with me on saturday and she basically laughed, idk maybe she thought iw as joking but it kinda sucked. she flirts with me non-stop and i was like "this needs to end," (referring to the hockey game we were working) "i have plans" and she was all "I don't, *hehe*" so I was like "you should come out for some drinks with me after and she just kind of went "hehehe aww" and that was it.

stuck out.[/QUOTE]

c[B]u[/B]nt punt her.

did you seriously just try and get punt past the swear filter

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17802741]squirrel p[I]u[/I]nt her.[/QUOTE]

why did you make the u italic, you know punt isn't a swear word right?

and i donno, it was more awkward than a flat out rejection. she's really really gorgeous and if she continues to hit on me i'll just be a little more aggressive about it. kinda hard to gauge, but im not as confident when im at work, partially because i have to wear unflattering security uniform and partly because idk im out of my element.

plus i have no idea how to "talk" to girls. only girls i've ever been with or dated have been the ones to come at me.

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17802741]squirrel p[I]u[/I]nt her.[/QUOTE]

i would make a jab about that's a stupid thing to say about a girl but i'm single as **** right now even though there's a girl who i know knows i'm interested in her who is either playing hard to get or is just aloof

[QUOTE=Angmar;17802743]did you seriously just try and get punt past the swear filter[/QUOTE]

Did it to the wrong "u" by accident. :upset:

And **** you dude the girl I like right now is engaged so it's harder for me.

also this girl is asian and that worries me because the two asian girls ive been involved with have either

a) been insane
b) ruined my life for over a year

I'm starting to get worried about my relationship, I don't think I can make it work when she leaves for the Navy, pretty much impossible unless I want to have a 6 year ldr.

man i have been in a relationship for like 20 months out of the last two years

[I]me[/I]

think about that guys. step yo game up

yeah sounds pretty sketchy. my last girl was like an hour subway trip and even that became a pretty huge pain in the *** after a while.

[QUOTE=Angmar;17802749]I'm starting to get worried about my relationship, I don't think I can make it work when she leaves for the Navy, pretty much impossible unless I want to have a 6 year ldr.[/QUOTE]

That would suck so hard man, did she already sign up or is she just thinking about it?

that sucks steve :\

She's been signed up for a long time now and she was originally suppose to leave in January but he departure time got put off until March, she probably won't get to come back for a visit after basic and goes right into schooling at California for over a year, and then probably goes to another country. I've thought a lot about it and I don't think it's something worth trying to continue because I know that reality will set in and one of us will just end up getting super hurt even more. The hard part is idk if she is on the same page she has alluded to us being together many times while she's in the navy and I love her and don't want to ruin her life over me but it's just not something I see working out in the future :|

If it's love then it makes it worse, but probably easier to just let her go and step aside for a while. She's going to be way too busy and committed (and far away) for it to really work and compromising a relationship you guys both feel strongly about seems like a waste of time to me.

Even though I mostly come in here to troll, I actually do listen to metuhl, so yeah I guess a picture is appropriate.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/kingsolomon/Me/000_0004.jpg[/IMG]

Oh, and to top it off, here's me when I was two-years old.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/kingsolomon/Me/BabyJared.jpg[/IMG]

/braces for ridicule

nah i appreciate your facial hair i wont ridicule you

not sure about the scorpion tattoo though

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17802768]If it's love then it makes it worse, but probably easier to just let her go and step aside for a while. She's going to be way too busy and committed (and far away) for it to really work and compromising a relationship you guys both feel strongly about seems like a waste of time to me.[/QUOTE]


Yeah my thoughts exactly, I think I'm being a little more practical in my thinking about it then she is though, and I don't know an easy way to put it to her.

i remember seeing a picture of your nipples a long time ago

i dont know why i remember these things

There isn't an easy way, really. You're probably going to come off as a dick but she'll eventually realize the reasoning behind it. It's not like it's easy for you but she might not realize that right away on the account of her cooties.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17802771]nah i appreciate your facial hair i wont ridicule you

not sure about the scorpion tattoo though[/QUOTE]

It's an inside thing between me and the guys I was in the army with. I don't really like explaining it to people so I give the generic, "Oh yeah it means blah blah" answer.

[QUOTE=Á Bao A Qu;17802769]Even though I mostly come in here to troll, I actually do listen to metuhl, so yeah I guess a picture is appropriate.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/kingsolomon/Me/000_0004.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

yared?

yar

[QUOTE=AA-12;17802751]man i have been in a relationship for like 20 months out of the last two years

[I]me[/I]

think about that guys. step yo game up[/QUOTE]

I've been single for six months out of the past six years.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17802687]light beer therefore oxymoron[/QUOTE]

American beer is light beer.

Been single for the past 2 years now.

Longest relationship was 6 months lol.

Longest relationship was almost six years.

:'<

Did I do this right?

[IMG]http://imgur.com/DaEA4.png[/IMG]

dude looks like he sucks

longest relationship i had was like a year and a half

its also the only gf i've ever had and that was like 2 or 3 years ago damn

my current realtionship is the longest ive ever had, almost two years now.

and we are basically planning for the future and stuff.

Is that Mappy? How come that dude looks like a totally different person in every photo..? :confused: