I remember I was out of lube one night so I used melted butter instead. The next day we both had a bunch of red spots on our genitalias.

Turns out, the ones on my dick were acne, but the ones on her vag were herpes.

Moral of story: Butter>condom

wut you're a queer

Ya I think he's just replacing the word "anus" with "vag" for all his stories.

he be homo i think

he is

No guys I'm half homo jeez how many times do I have to say this

edit: also it's obvious none of these stories actually happened don't you know how the internet works by now?

no, no, you're a greedy homo.

pretty much i just have sex with everything i'm actually trisexual i'm into goats too

thats pretty freaking grim

yeah i light candles and draw a pentagram on the floor it's quite fabulous

i wish i was trisexual hm

you kind of are a quasi-trisexual

i don't even know what the hell that is but i am down with it

hahaha.

im trisexual. ill try anything :D


and btw mah ky story did happen.

plox update:

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No I'm not 14, I just look that way.

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i wish i looked this good

lol

I wish I looked my age instead of 10 years younger. lol.

it looks like you're gazing down upon john burgess

lol!

And aaron looked down at what he had made and saw it was good

you look like a big kid aaron

sexy kid

ADB, what are you doing with Pate in your avatar?

burgo what a legend

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please

That makes me miss my Weezer glasses. I must buy a new pair!

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me, my bro and another one of my bro's gf on a night of drunken stupor

threesome?