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i am wide awake
im gonna drink a beer or two before the test itll keep my up |
beer would just make me sleepier
my hand is numb and cramping and it's 440am but i dont want to go to sleep because im going to see my grandma on what is essentially her death bed tomorrow and i really am not ready for that |
aderal is awesome. i like to drink so much im almost unconcious and then snort a few lines of aderal and it sobers me up so i can keep drinking and then another line in the morning knocks the hangover off
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i hate aderal when im not drinking because, goddamn i feel hollow as **** when i start coming down, i like a nice bowl in the morning to fix a hangover :)
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i dont smoke weed.
actually my favourite hangover cure is bacon. lots of bacon |
i b smokin sum beerz tonight
what ya'll be gettin into sum crack maybe some e pillz |
i just drank some coke zero nigs
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hm bacon, will have to try that one sometime.
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hismajestythepoop ur exactly 2 months younger than me
happy b day fool |
my birthday is nov 23rd :)
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my b day is 9-23-88
im 14/f/uk |
feb 3rd \m/
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[QUOTE=DeathMagnetik;16919823]my b day is 9-23-88
im 14/f/uk[/QUOTE] nice. whyd you wish me a happy birthday just now...? |
[QUOTE=rid;16919806]hm bacon, will have to try that one sometime.[/QUOTE]
dude to cure a hangover have a huge fry up for breakfast and chase it with a beer. The fat "soaks up" the alcohol and **** the protein is good for you and the beer takes the edge off. Then pop 2 excedrin migraines and snort a rail of aderal and that cures a hangover of any strength |
cuz u ate all da cake fool and i pist
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[QUOTE=big80smullet;16919849]dude to cure a hangover have a huge fry up for breakfast and chase it with a beer. The fat "soaks up" the alcohol and **** the protein is good for you and the beer takes the edge off. Then pop 2 excedrin migraines and snort a rail of aderal and that cures a hangover of any strength[/QUOTE]
haha I know how it works :p but cool, thanks for the tip. what's uuuuuuup |
smoke some pot fool
blaze it with tommy chong dawg |
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so my girlfriend is downloading episodes of the hills now... ...I just lost some of my respect for her. |
nah evan, you smoke a bowl, take a hot shower, then you blow about 15 mg of oxy :)
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u gotta buttf[COLOR="DarkSlateGray"]u[/COLOR]ck her hard rid show her ur still a man and not a bitch like she thinks
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why?
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u jus gotta fool or else she'll continue to disrespect u
the only way u can legally smack a girl in the face is with ur dick |
they came to snuff the rooster
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how is she disrespecting me? fool?
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im dying at this ahahah
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yo i aint no bodyz bitch ya digg
u gotta keep ur bitch on a leash don't be afraid to slap her around alittle if she does something stupid |
downloading the hills def equates to stupid too :)
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sometimes you just gotta show her the back of your hand for no apparent reason. and when she asks why you just say "you know what you did"
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u need to take the hillz dvd and snap it in her oblivious face
tell her to make u a hardy meal then 20 mins unload a big fat factory fart in her ugly mug |
why would i wanna do that?
don't call my girlfriend stupid, bitch. ya digg. O_o // not cool, man. |
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