Dude, your [B]a[/B]ss muscles loose all their ability to hold sh[B]i[/B]t [literally] and then you have to wear a diaper =/

The [B]a[/B]ss was just not made to have things shoved up it.

~~

Omg.

I just smacked myself in the neck with the thick 1/2 of a 5B American Classic Vic Firth drumstick.

Holy crap.

Ow.

My friend and his girlfriend do anal all the time. They're extremely open about it too.

Me and my friends are open about EVERYTHING.

I have some friends who do anal.

They call the guy "Minute Man" when he's not around. They made a theme song and everything.

~~

Anyway lovers, I'm off to cut up my clothes or something.

'Night now, till tomorrow~

=*

[QUOTE=Sunshine]Dude, your [B]a[/B]ss muscles loose all their ability to hold sh[B]i[/B]t [literally] and then you have to wear a diaper =/

The [B]a[/B]ss was just not made to have things shoved up it.
[/QUOTE]

just think of it this way.....gay guys do it all the time (that's the only way they can actually do it) and you never hear them complain.

[QUOTE=Sunshine]Dude, your [B]a[/B]ss muscles loose all their ability to hold sh[B]i[/B]t [literally] and then you have to wear a diaper =/

[U][B]The [B]a[/B]ss was just not made to have things shoved up it.[/B][/U]

~~

Omg.

I just smacked myself in the neck with the thick 1/2 of a 5B American Classic Vic Firth drumstick.

Holy crap.

Ow.[/QUOTE]
You [I]s[/I]hit huge turds out of it all the time...thats basically the same thing except backwards.

I went to the fair recently and walked around yelling. "I'm five years old and need a pedophile (sp?) to take me home.

IN CONCLUSION: Pedophiles are scary people, discuss.

...anyways, Walt Mink has just rocked me more efficiently than I have ever been before. I just bought their cd [I]El Producto[/I], and it totally kicked my ***. I highly recommend it.

Edit: Spoon is also one of the greatest bands ever, and [I]A Series of Sneaks[/I] is similarly one of the greatest albums ever.

[QUOTE=enemytopublic2]anal is totally cleaner than omnibusl...it's a proven fact. Though it's easier to get hurt doing it.[/QUOTE]
How is it proven?

The v[B]a[/B]gina self cleans through discharge, and the only time something foreign enters it is during sex or menstruation. Unless you're wiping back to front, it's pretty damn clean.

Poo is just chocked full of bacteria, parasites, and lovely little micro organisms that can cause typhus, cholera, food poisoning, and a plethora of happy illnesses. Granted the anus isn't going to be as filthy as poop, but it's still there.
It's impossible to avoid...but, I suppose delving into the grainy rectal depths of another is just too hard to resist.

[quote=Sletalla][B]How is it proven?[/B]

The v[B]a[/B]gina self cleans through discharge, and the only time something foreign enters it is during sex or menstruation. Unless you're wiping back to front, it's pretty damn clean.

Poo is just chocked full of bacteria, parasites, and lovely little micro organisms that can cause typhus, cholera, food poisoning, and a plethora of happy illnesses. Granted the anus isn't going to be as filthy as poop, but it's still there.
It's impossible to avoid...but, I suppose delving into the grainy rectal depths of another is just too hard to resist.[/quote]

i saw it on TV:upset:

Oh. Was it that funny little british guy?

I watch that sometimes.






I'm thirsty, but all of the water is out in the garage fridge. I watched a TV show about the worst serial killers to have ever existed, and now I'm afraid to go out. The one guy expanded part of his trailer and turned it into a huge torture chamber, complete with a gynecological chair rigged with straps to keep a chicks legs open, and meat hooks dangling above that with trays and trays of drills and hammers and knives and wrenches.

HOLY **** just got back from tool it was freaking amazing. ISIS was meh, most of the crowd was still waiting in line getting frisked.

Crowds ruin concerts.







I wonder if the Gaels all sat around a fire a thousand years ago and decided to make every word in their vocabulary with a pronunciation bearing no resemblence to the spelling. Slàinidh. It's a female name, pronounced SLAW-nee. The first five letters are okay, but geeze. Bodhran. It's pronounced BOW-Ran.

If only they offered that in school instead of Spanish.

[QUOTE=Electric Requiem]HOLY **** just got back from tool it was freaking amazing. ISIS was meh, most of the crowd was still waiting in line getting frisked.[/QUOTE]
Man I love Isis. They don't really strike me as an amazing live band, though.

[QUOTE=Sletalla]Crowds ruin concerts.







I wonder if the Gaels all sat around a fire a thousand years ago and decided to make every word in their vocabulary with a pronunciation bearing no resemblence to the spelling. Slàinidh. It's a female name, pronounced SLAW-nee. The first five letters are okay, but geeze. Bodhran. It's pronounced BOW-Ran.

If only they offered that in school instead of Spanish.[/QUOTE]
From those two examples it seems to me that everything is the same except the dh's are silent (don't even get me started on silent letters).

[quote=Sletalla]How is it proven?

The v[B]a[/B]gina self cleans through discharge, and the only time something foreign enters it is during sex or menstruation. Unless you're wiping back to front, it's pretty damn clean.

Poo is just chocked full of bacteria, parasites, and lovely little micro organisms that can cause typhus, cholera, food poisoning, and a plethora of happy illnesses. Granted the anus isn't going to be as filthy as poop, but it's still there.
It's impossible to avoid...but, I suppose delving into the grainy rectal depths of another is just too hard to resist.[/quote]
Can you use a douche on your anus?

So, i was completely spackered last night :)

Is it possible to remove T.A.R mounts? I want to take mine off and just mount my 12" tom on a snare stand.

Ive just this afternoon finished this:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/rancid_punk/Kit321.jpg[/IMG]

16" Philter crash

Aye they're only connected by the tension rods arent they?

I was considering getting a TAR for my tom

Yeah, but its the part with the rubber grummet I can't get off.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/berk11/tar-image03.jpg[/IMG]

Doesnt it just unscrew?

I don't know? If it is, Its iREALLY! in there tight.

Hi guys whatsup

i had a party last night, nd it ended up with my mate puking on my bed...

i was well pleased.

and phil, is that a DH china underneath? and what does the philter crash sound like?

Did you sleep in it?

What a silly question/

Got the T.A.R mount off. Looks good on a snare stand.

i did, after ii took all the sheets off, and i slept in a sleeping bag.

was too drunk to notice anyway...

Well that is good, because you wouldn't want to be sleeping in sick!

Wow, i just practised for an hour along to some songs, and general grooving.

I played to:
wickerman and iron maiden by iron maiden
Pinball map and system by in flames
Hanger 18, Skin O' my teeth, and peace sells (yup, real hard....) by megadeth
Up to the end of that first chorus of the glass prison by dream theater (with alot of mistakes...., need to practise that more)
And i made up this really groovy drum beat to enter the haggis by arcturus.
And i did a few more but i can't remember..

Was fun.