[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16054965]LOL. Why?[/QUOTE]

All compassion fails
My heart is just as stale
Everything I touch
Turns to rust

Fly buzzing around your head will kill your high. Feels like being dead. In a garbage can like a baby. Or dead prostitute on TV.

Vultures circling the dead, picking up every last crumb.

[QUOTE=LostChild;16054971]Fly buzzing around your head will kill your high. Feels like being dead. In a garbage can like a baby. Or dead prostitute on TV.

Vultures circling the dead, picking up every last crumb.[/QUOTE]

Can't say I've ever felt like that.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16054968]That's a little too risky for me, bro. I'm not trying to have any baby mama drama.[/QUOTE]

I'm so glad my fiancee takes birth control...no more Condoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaa

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16054974]Can't say I've ever felt like that.[/QUOTE]Not to that extent. I just put the basic thought it brings to mind and elaborated.

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16054976]I'm so glad my fiancee takes birth control...no more Condoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaa[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that sh[I]i[/I]t was tight when my ex got on birth control.

My ex wanted to get on birth control. And told me. I was just thinking "God, these creepy insinuations are killing me."

Same one that fell asleep on me.

" So my friend was with his girlfriend the other day, and she tried to go down on him. And he freaked out. Have you ever even heard of a guy doing that? You don't freak out about it do you?"

"No."

"Mmm. Good."

God, just be straight forward about it.

Nice! My show made it to the Top 10 of 9514 web streams for my school.

[QUOTE=LostChild;16054980]My ex wanted to get on birth control. And told me. I was just thinking "God, these creepy insinuations are killing me."

[B]Same one that fell asleep on me[/B].[/QUOTE]

Sucks when that happens.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16054984]Nice! My show made it to the Top 10 of 9514 web streams for my school.[/QUOTE]

9,514?!?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16054984]Nice! My show made it to the Top 10 of 9514 web streams for my school.[/QUOTE]

Where do you go to school?
UMass?

Probably old *** archived shows.

edit: University of Maryland

Congratulations! :p

Haha wow I'm a dumbass.
I saw Maryland Metal...and I thought of UMass???

God I'm not even drunk yet.

I'm about to get drunk.

is that all you ever do?

I wanna say no, but then I'd be lying.

Yea I'm headin out to the bar now actually, peace nigz.

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16055025]Yea I'm headin out to the bar now actually, peace nigz.[/QUOTE]

Later, man.

makin some french fries listening to saint vitus

I wish I could make some food. Dammit.

I don't know, last time I made food, I was asleep and got it everywhere. In a state of mind similar to that expressed by my avatar.

well, I can cook. I just don't have the proper materials

My friend needs to hurry up and get here.

Writing sputnik reviews tiring and redundant.

"?**** sentence Structure."

[QUOTE=LostChild;16055073]I don't know, last time I made food, I was asleep and got it everywhere. In a state of mind similar to that expressed by my avatar.[/QUOTE]

you better have been on hallucinogenics

I'm listening to Liquid swords and waiting for friends to get here so we can go buy booze then go to a friends birthday party

No, drunk and blacked out.

[QUOTE=LostChild;16055135]No, drunk and blacked out.[/QUOTE]

lol

i just read a thread in the guitar forum for the first time in awhile

wow

Notice ever as you progress through a pack of cigarettesThey seem to decrease and increase in quality.?

It's in their chemical make up.