[QUOTE=LostChild;16054880]Paleness, scrawniness, messiness, nervousness, overly religious...ness. All work for me. Don't have many reasons as to why. To each his own?[/QUOTE]

Sounds like you like yourself a good old-fashioned low self-esteem:thumb:

Couldn't word it much better.

np: Burzum - [i]Der Tod Wuotans[/i]

I <3 Hliðskjálf

I always end up with the violently awkward, sexually abused, from broken homes ones rather than the quiet bookworm types I look for.

I used to just look for tit-size lol

[QUOTE=LostChild;16054880]Paleness, scrawniness, messiness, nervousness, overly religious...ness. All work for me. Don't have many reasons as to why. [B]To each his own?[/B][/QUOTE]

Yeah, I know.

How is religiousness a turn on? That's a MAJOR turn off for me...some bitch yammering on about God and all that...SHUT UP AND SUCK IT PLEASE, THANKS.

My first sexual experience was with a four year old Christian girl. I was four too. The rest is history.

Did she touch your pee-pee?

I don't even know what to say to that

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16054910]Did she touch your pee-pee?[/QUOTE]She told me to suck it, I said I couldn't reach.

As to the last two questions I answered, YOU asked, not me.

[QUOTE=jcs497;16054912]I don't even know what to say to that[/QUOTE]

Yeah, when I read that it like...killed my high. lol

:lol: LostChild is still creepy as hell.

*takes a bow*

I like pee

I used to play this game "Show" with my girl-neighbor.
Before we both turned 6 we knew what each other looked like completely NAKEY.

:lol:

lol

'nakey'

when was the last time I said it like that?

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16054916]Yeah, when I read that it like...killed my high. lol[/QUOTE]Parents and The Suite Life Of Zach and Cody are the only things that kill my high.

I've been told a gunshot in the same room as you while watching porn can literally [I]kill[/I] an intense high. Like, from zooming to completely sober.

[QUOTE=LostChild;16054934]Parents and The Suite Life Of Zach and Cody are the only things that kill my high.

I've been told a gunshot in the same room as you while watching animal photographs can literally [I]kill[/I] an intense high. Like, from zooming to completely sober.[/QUOTE]

I don't doubt it. I can think of lots of things that would kill an intense high.

My parents never cared.

I got grounded in 2nd grade for getting naked with my neighbor. She was hot as hell.

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16054944]My parents never cared.[/QUOTE]

lol

You know what I hate? Condoms. Why do they have to hurt your dick so bad?

Yeah mine turned out to be a foxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy lady. Too bad we live in different states now.

My parents cared a lot at first, then laxed a bit, now they won't let me drive until I pass extensive drug testing. And I'm seeing a psychiatrist. His exact words "I'm going to put you on an antidepressant, a mood stabilizer and an attention stimulant to make you happy so you stop using drugs." Word to whatever scientologist started the theory that healthcare establishments are like concentration camps. All I wanted was an anti-anxiety pill to stop some panic attacks I was having.

EDIT: I thought you were talking about smoking weed.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16054941]I don't doubt it. I can think of lots of things that would kill an intense high.[/QUOTE]

me, talking

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16054957]You know what I hate? Condoms. Why do they have to hurt your dick so bad?[/QUOTE]

Use the pull-out method dude.
Just cum on her face lol

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16054960]me, talking[/QUOTE]

LOL. Why?

[QUOTE=LostChild;16054959]My parents cared a lot at first, then laxed a bit, now they won't let me drive until I pass extensive drug testing. And I'm seeing a psychiatrist. His exact words "I'm going to put you on an antidepressant, a mood stabilizer and an attention stimulant to make you happy so you stop using drugs." Word to whatever scientologist started the theory that healthcare establishments are like concentration camps. All I wanted was an anti-anxiety pill to stop some panic attacks I was having.

EDIT: I thought you were talking about smoking weed.[/QUOTE]

I convinced my parents that the best place to smoke in my town was in the car while driving.
Hahahaha...my friends were like, how the **** did you pull that off?

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16054963]Use the pull-out method dude.
Just cum on her face lol[/QUOTE]

That's a little too risky for me, bro. I'm not trying to have any baby mama drama.