I just counted.

oh lol

welllllllllllllllllllisn't this awkward? haha

yeah.
I'm tired.
I'm going to go try to be good at drums.
Than catch up on my wrld history.
Than probably Masturbate.
Than come back on MX.
Or do MX before Masturbating.
Whichever.

mx WHILE masturbating?

i usually have mx on my laptop, pr0n on my 19" monitor :P

I have a girlfriend....

I have a pillow to rub my hips against.

[QUOTE=Janeway;13849480]I have a pillow to rub my hips against.[/QUOTE]

What the hell do you gain from doing that?!

I would have a girlfriend.
But I killed her.


Actually I would have a girlfriend.
But uhm.
One chick said no to me @ homecoming.
And the other I saw making out behind a tree with someone else.
And another chick I saw have sex in a car.

Acttually not the last one.
That'd be strangely erotic.

And yes.
MX and Porn at the same time.

I stick part of it between my legs.


It feels nice. Like humping a leg a little.

[QUOTE=Retarded Chipple;13849466]I have a girlfriend....[/QUOTE]

I'm about to :) and I'm wondering, if I do, is there a need in Masturbating? or do I jstu wait till she does it for me? haha jw?

Its up to you and how you feel White. Even if you're getting plenty its sometimes nice to get jerkin the gerkin again, you know?

Refrain from it.
That way when it comes out, you get her good.

Yeah. Good and pregnant.

[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime;13849516]Refrain from it.
That way when it comes out, you get her good.[/QUOTE]

Aww man, that is just disgusting...unless I interpreted it wrong?

I interpret it as covering her in salty love syrup?

or in the face...

if i think theres a chance i might be gettin some off a lady, i wont diy it the night before

anyway




WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS?

lets discuss out fave pr0n or something?

yeah, babies are the best in high school, you should save your love juice for her asshole

thats a great idea corofski^

so what sites do you enjoy?

If you know you're gonna get some, jack off a few hours before you're gonna get it on and you'll last longer....

This is disgusting. =/

i find it hard to come that often tho...

bt thats just me...

my fave is prolly myfreepaysite atm, thanks to jezen for that :P

[QUOTE=Janeway;13849578]This is disgusting. =/[/QUOTE]

we put up with your talk of bean flicking, now get back to the sink....

Most people do but if the girl is hot enough you'll always find you can shoot again!

I don't know if I could trust a site with all that for free. There has to be a catch.

[QUOTE=FL3P;13849600]I don't know if I could trust a site with all that for free. [B]There has to be a catch[/B].[/QUOTE]

Getting caught looking at it...

...bad joke and I'm not ashamed!

Sperm is disgusting.


Far more disgusting than flicking the bean.






[url]http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=466&src=gbr121[/url]
This list made me lol.

I love the Doors, and I really like Primus, Skinny Puppy, and the Spin Doctors.

[QUOTE=Janeway;13849621]Sperm is disgusting.


Far more disgusting than flicking the bean.






[url]http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=466&src=gbr121[/url]
This list made me lol.

I love the Doors, and I really like Primus, Skinny Puppy, and the Spin Doctors.[/QUOTE]

[I]C[/I]UNTS!!! Primus are my favourite band ever, how dare they! :angry:

And what the hell is "flicking the bean?"

[QUOTE=Win A Rabbit;13848834]I just realized the ink on my hand is 95% gone. Just a hint of blue, and a hint of yellow.

Colored ink comes out alot faster than black ink.[/QUOTE]

From the printer cartridges right?

I like all those bands except for ICP.

ive got a site on mind. but, ill refrain.

You know.


Playin' the clitar, two finger taco tango, toggling the bit...

kaktuz is pretty good.


edit:that list is bull, i love the doors, everyone loves the doors, and what about brittney spears, or nsync, backstreet boys, papa roach, i mean cmon

Are we talking about free porn sites? =/



I like boysfood.

[QUOTE=Janeway;13849670]You know.


Playin' the clitar, two finger taco tango, toggling the bit...[/QUOTE]

Fingering yourself...

Haven't been on po[I]r[/I]n for like 2 years!!!! I used to either download it from Kazza go on ampland dot com or just google image search it...

Dialing the rotary phone, dousing the digits, drilling for oil, fanning the fur.


Fingerpainting.


Genital stimulation via phalangetic motion.





I found a list...

jesus christ Retarded.

finger****king

[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime;13849727]jesus christ Retarded.[/QUOTE]

:confused: :confused: :confused:

Stirring the milk....

toad in the hole...

smackin' the flaps...



...what are talking about here?

masturbation