well shes back home cuz we're on fall break

but she basically said she wouldnt fuck unless were in a relationship, so i dunno

fukken owned

sup dudz

nm fat bags n stuff

watchin a movie thats probably gonna suck

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18228010]nm bein a hypocrite[/QUOTE]

fix

so me and my friend were walking down the street and a baby gets run over by a jeep

and my friend like ran up and rescued the baby it was fucking nuts

u just mad cuz i made fun of ur sex skills earlier adb

friend's dad (their entire family is uber rich and basically live in a mansion) threw a party tonight with 60 or so business partners and neighbors



I have never seen so many adults act like boozed up retards

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18228014]so me and my friend were walking down the street and a baby gets run over by a jeep

and my friend like ran up and rescued the baby it was fucking nuts[/QUOTE]

that sounds like an... experience?

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18228016]u just mad cuz i made fun of ur sex skills earlier adb[/QUOTE]

pissed

it was a lot less dramatic than it sounds

like im walking ahead of him and i look over my shoulder and theres a little like one year old getting pinned under the tire and my friends just slamming on the window like STOP REVERSE THE FUCKING CAR

then like a million police

[QUOTE=Tyler;18227967]fuckin' women. i actually like this girl too. i legitimately didnt know the ansewr.[/QUOTE]

what did u say

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18228021]it was a lot less dramatic than it sounds

like im walking ahead of him and i look over my shoulder and theres a little like one year old getting pinned under the tire and my friends just slamming on the window like STOP REVERSE THE FUCKING CAR

then like a million police[/QUOTE]

how the fuck did a one year old even get in that situation?

walking with its drunk parents that werent paying attention

it might have been maybe two at the oldest

watchin news

some college banned 4loko rofl

i saw a car get lit on fire too but that was boring

how can the college ban 4loko

whatd they do

i guess if the college sees u with 4 loko u get a fine LOLOLOL

4lokos are gross anyway

i need a shave and a shower

still have Xs drawn on my hands from a show

goin to sleep

just made a risotto

Yum. I want some haz.

risotto with wat? tomato/shrooms?

http://tacographics.blogspot.com/2010/10/dennys-western-burger.html

branching out, I see

wish i could eat 1 rite now

brent do you like wings at all

[QUOTE=Ventriloquist;18228047]risotto with wat? tomato/shrooms?[/QUOTE]

coriander and mushrooms

left some over and rolled it into a ball, covered it with breadcrumbs, flattened it then fried it. comes up awesome