im assuming near the allegheny river?

i dunno its in pennsylvania somewhere

indeed, idk where it is tbh, just the region its in, but ive never really been to that area

i might go visit him this year. he knows lots of sorostitutes. and i can buy alcohol. seems like a match made in heaven

hahah, just look out for the clap

[QUOTE=imperialblackness;17067287]Women always think im really sexy when i take my clothes off and they see my chest pubes going all the way down to my ball fro[/QUOTE]

LOL Step Brothers FTW!

Every college has whores and people who can buy you alcohol

And who is this "he"

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17067704]hahah, just look out for the clap[/QUOTE]

Dude i always double bag it. The kinda women who wanna sleep with me are the kinda girls you take precautions with

dude, double bagging = increased friction = more chances of tearing

This is true.

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17067609]I dunno if "man up" is the right word choice...[/QUOTE]

nah, it takes a real man to wax. i just shave my goods and chest now and its VERY MANLY

looooooooooooool

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17067731]dude, double bagging = increased friction = more chances of tearing[/QUOTE]

nah bro you're missing the vital component. A layer of tiger balm in between serves a dual purpose of lubrication and an early warning system. If the inside one breaks your **** burns if the outside one breaks the inside of her vag burns :D


My mate who goes to allegheny? his name is britten. Might you know him?

oh jesus christ. tiger balm on your dick is the worst idea ever. i dont even want to imagine that.

IT wouldn't burn it'd just feel funny. Can't be that bad.

Inside a vag though yeah idk how that'd feel

trust me, tiger balm is some of the hottest stuff ever. even the lowest grade balm is really stingy

nah I used that **** before wasn't that bad

Anyone ever try that Tea Tree shampoo that like burns your skull with minty freshness? Now that **** is intense

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17067766]oh jesus christ. tiger balm on your dick is the worst idea ever. i dont even want to imagine that.[/QUOTE]

Its the fool proof way of rooting skanks. Also the tiger balm masks the smell of dirty vag

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17067776]nah I used that **** before wasn't that bad

Anyone ever try that Tea Tree shampoo that like burns your skull with minty freshness? Now that **** is intense[/QUOTE]

idk, it gets me pretty good.

that sounds awesome. i'm going to be on the hunt for it now. minty freshness rules.

If her vag smells nasty I don't even say anything to her I just covertly grab for the lysol spray and crack the top off that **** and let her get a high-powered blast of bleach and aerasol up the vag

That usually teaches em

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17067790]idk, it gets me pretty good.

that sounds awesome. i'm going to be on the hunt for it now. minty freshness rules.[/QUOTE]

Yeah it's awesome **** and your hair smells great after but right after you put it on it's like you just injected altoids into your head. I recommend not even trying it on a cold day tbh

lol lysoled vag sounds awesome. the bleach would make my pubes blonde

The lysol is nice because it really cleans out the mould.

The downside is that it incinerates all of the mucous membranes in her pussy and she eventually dies of an aneurysm from all the pain =/

my pubes would look awesome blonde.

oh cool im down with that. It doesnt dry her out too muhc though does it?

I'm gonna straighten my pubes so my dick can go as Katy Perry next halloween

@big80s: I dunno is "dead" too dry for you?

no. ill just bring some KY warming lube

ky warming was a letdown

not enough warming imo

i remember using it on this one chick and then she went to suck mah D and she said it tasted gross and wouldnt suck me off no more that night.

its really tacky and sticky