Hello, my bedroom clock is wrong, it says it's half an hour later than it is.
Strange, batteries must have broken and shi-

Morning all

NP-Slayer-Hell Awaits(live)

I got two Necrophagist albums last night...

NP-Exhumed-Under the knife

Afternoon guys.

So I just watched the end of Man on the Moon, If anyone hasn't seen it I highly recommend it.

Was that not that show I used to watch as a child with the Scottish guy?

nooooo (well maybe)

I'm talking about the film with Jim Carrey

[url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125664/[/url]

I can't remember what that show was called...

Damn.

omgcynicreuniontour


i literally creamed when i read about it

Go and clean yourself up young man.

It's only in yankee-land anyways.

NP-Exhumed-Grotesqueries

hey people :wave:, what's the happy haps?

[url]http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=881526[/url]

:lol:

I wish it had been on a plane...

NP-Slayer-Mandatory Suicide(live)

Gotta go to work, work all day, work all underpants day!

My bus crashed today :eek:

But only into some cones :)

:eek:

I've got a bus story too! I was sitting on it about 10 minutes ago then this lard arse woman came on and the bus actually tilted - not just a bit, a huge amount!

I was going to take a photo of her with my phone but there was a guy sitting behind me and he would've seen :upset:

IT'S TOO HOT >: (

I nearly knocked myself out last night. I was walking back from seeing a band and I walked into a bastard wall. It left a massive lump which looked like I had a golf ball stuck under my skin. Needless to say after it stopped throbbing me and my friends alughed ourselves silly.

[QUOTE=onetwo3]:eek:

I've got a bus story too! I was sitting on it about 10 minutes ago then this lard arse woman came on and the bus actually tilted - not just a bit, a huge amount!

I was going to take a photo of her with my phone but there was a guy sitting behind me and he would've seen :upset:

IT'S TOO HOT >: ([/QUOTE]
Lmao, I would've died of laughter.

I was laughing :( Then she sat right in front of me and she smelled and he neck fat was all rolling down her back and was gleaming with sweat

erw

Im sure ill ave many a bus journey storey soon, ill be on them a hell of a lot untill i get a car.

God damn uni.

[QUOTE=onetwo3]
SHE'S TOO HOT >: ([/QUOTE]

what the fat lady?

:rolleyes:

Yeah she was shmokin'

Hot? HOT? its mild here, just how i like it.Vertualy clear blue skys, and not cold, but not how.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Go and clean yourself up young man.

It's only in yankee-land anyways.

NP-Exhumed-Grotesqueries[/QUOTE]


Yes, because 'Europe' is in 'North America', isnt it.

And dont call me young man, im older than you you filthy cum rag bastard.

[QUOTE=Untitled]Hot? HOT? its mild here, just how i like it.Vertualy clear blue skys, and not cold, but not how.[/QUOTE]
Yeah it was roasting walking up the road, no wind at all and the sun was facing me :(

It's nice and cool now that I'm inside though. There's a breeze picking up outside.

[QUOTE=onetwo3]Yeah it was roasting walking up the road, no wind at all and the sun was facing me :(

It's nice and cool now that I'm inside though. There's a breeze picking up outside.[/QUOTE]
Oh my brother said its realy hot outside. Im not in my room though, im quite cold.

I hope it stays how it is, means we can take our ties off :)

[SIZE="5"]SCORE! :D[/SIZE]

I just added the £30 top up that I got free with my phone last week and I got £6 free! yay

I hoovered my room, then ate a sausage roll :(

Back to square one.

[QUOTE=Squirrel]Yes, because 'Europe' is in 'North America', isnt it.

And dont call me young man, im older than you you filthy cum rag bastard.[/QUOTE]

dude if offhand jokey remarks on the internet get you sufficiently worked up to call someone a cum rag bastard maybe it's time to read a book or something


UPON WHICH TOPIC

my mum ordered me some physics books from the library

All three volumes of feynman's lectures on physics

and by some weird series of mailings it arrived from the british library

[QUOTE=Dead Star]I hoovered my room, then ate a sausage roll :(

Back to square one.[/QUOTE]

dude you shoulda seen it coming

[QUOTE=Auberge le Mouton Noir]dude if offhand jokey remarks on the internet get you sufficiently worked up to call someone a cum rag bastard maybe it's time to read a book or something
[/QUOTE]


1. Why wasnt my comment regarded in the same way as his.

2. I hate the guy.

3. Insulting people is fun, especially when it provokes a reaction.

4. Fuc[size=2]k[/size] off :)

[QUOTE=Squirrel]1. Why wasnt my comment regarded in the same way as his.[/quote]

"cum rug bastard" requires numerous emoticons and a lack of hate to pull of in a jokey way
[QUOTE]
2. I hate the guy.[/QUOTE]
ok sure

[QUOTE]3. Insulting people is fun, especially when it provokes a reaction.[/QUOTE] coSO IS READINH BOOKSugh

[QUOTE]4. Fuc[size=2]k[/size] off :)[/QUOTE]

You won't make any friends with that attitude

nor will you learn much from BOOKS

[QUOTE=Auberge le Mouton Noir]
dude you shoulda seen it coming[/QUOTE]

I hoped I would catch it.

i failed miserably.

[QUOTE=Auberge le Mouton Noir]blah blah blahlol[/QUOTE]


Books bore me, i'm a slow reader at best.

Going by the caliber of people in this thread, do I really want to make these people my 'friends' ?

Look at them for gods sake !

[QUOTE=Squirrel]
Going by the caliber of people in this thread, do I really want to make these people my 'friends' ?

Look at them for gods sake ![/QUOTE]

This is offensive to me and everyone here :(