Absolutely right. It's still boring, though.

That's it, guys. Off I go then. See ya!

k bye!

I'm at a hotel.

why?

At my friends school for his play and night of beer and boobs

Neat, I'm doing nothing...listening to my music on shuffle :cool:

I'm in an aeroplane.

Over the sea.

:eek: don't crash

I'm listening to Los Crudos.

I'm bored/waiting for chinese food to arrive

I'm bored waiting to go to my friends play.

I'm enjoying a quiet Saturday morning before heading to my mate's house for a BBQ and DVDs and beer and all sorts of goodness. :)

shrimps on the barbie

We call them prawns, you f[font=verdana]ucking f[/font]uck.

Drinkin' me fostah's

We don't drink Foster's, we drink XXXX, you f[font=verdana]ucking f[/font]uck.

Wallaby

Drinkin' me fostahs, and kickin' me kiwi arse

This Brit lass, Amy, whom I was hanging out with in Munich and Hamburg, she was telling me about how she spent some time in New Zealand when she was younger. She showed me an All Blacks rugby top she'd bought, and was obviously disappointed when I didn't get fired up and, I dunno, tear it to pieces or something. :p

Did you rip her clothes off instead

lol, you should have just to freak her out.

[QUOTE=superpeer;16050269]Did you rip her clothes off instead[/QUOTE]

No, I didn't sleep with Amy, I didn't sleep with Josephine, and I didn't sleep with Bartender. I only had sex with two people on the entire trip, and one of them was you.

shhh :X

dick spin anyone?

My hopes of a Riva-Bartender sex tape have been crushed :(

Everyone knowth, thilly.

EDIT: Sorry, Jono. :( We can make one with the two of us in it, if you want?

Just wait for the Riva-Pate-ArrestThisMan sexcapades.

[url]http://tinyurl.com/3dyepf[/url]

also, picsofbartenderorlies

I don't get why you're showing a joey?

And I promised Bart that I wouldn't put pics of him on the net.

[QUOTE=Riva;16050336]I don't get why you're showing a joey?

And I promised Bart that I wouldn't put pics of him on the net.[/QUOTE]

that was my late but cute addition to the aussie talk.

Promises are for little girls.